Open 527 - Hard Boiled: Dixon Hill's Maudlin Madness

[1baldeagle1]

You guys are all out to lynch me... What else was I supposed to say?

[Trolling Fairy]

It appears that no one saw my breadcrumb. Oh well.

Mmmyeah, this was stupid but he's probs town.

[Cephrir]

If you weren't softclaiming I would powerlynch you for 97. Honestly....

[notscience]

Have you realized I'm obvtown yet cabd

[Cephrir]

95, whatever

[Trolling Fairy]

Have you realized I'm obvtown yet cabd

No. No obvtown sticker for you.

[notscience]

k

I already know I'm going to get srs FoS's later so /shrug

[Cephrir]

k

I already know I'm going to get srs FoS's later so /shrug

Why?

[notscience]

Because it always happens

[Trolling Fairy]

I can admit, Shodan is not making my town phones ring off their hooks.

Let's pretend I executed that metaphor a lot better than I actually did.

Let's see how many people are cognizant of my retardedness:

1. Trolling Fairy (Nachomamma8/Cabd) Nacho CHECK
2. Sound of Silence (fferyllt/GuyInFreezer) GIF CHECK
3. Cephrir
4. Violent Saxophone (Mara/Majiffy) CHECK
5. Natirasha
6. Shodan (Xegarus/Bert) CHECK
7. BROseidon CHECK
8. SalmonellaDoctor (SalmonellaDreams/DoctorPepper) DoctorPepper CHECK
9. TheIrishPope CHECK
10. notscience CHECK
11. 1baldeagle1
12. Cait Sith (Tammy/Malakittens) Mala CHECK
13. Mac CHECK

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Hey bert, you really think I haven't stalked you enough (in both your main and alt) to not know how you operate yet?

[notscience]

You clearly haven't stalked me enough

[Trolling Fairy]

Yeah Eagle is scum, degrading me to a troll because he realizes he has no shot in the world of getting me lynched

Cabd what are you trying to say

k

I already know I'm going to get srs FoS's later so /shrug

Because it always happens

You really like discrediting your wagon before it even exists, man.

[Cephrir]

Hey, yeah, move over. *I'm* supposed to be the lynchbait in this game. Sheesh.

[Shodan]

CABD YOU LEAVE NOTSCIENCE OUT OF THIS

Don't you dare touch her

or I will come at you

very, very, very slowly

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thanks

[Shodan]

*him not her *facepalm*

~ Bert

[Shodan]

Hey, yeah, move over. *I'm* supposed to be the lynchbait in this game. Sheesh.

Too late. TIP, notscience, me, baldeagle, we all got you beat. <3

Get comfy and enjoy the ride, busser

[notscience]

Cabd you must be new here

[Trolling Fairy]

hi guys

-f

[notscience]

hi

[Shodan]

hi guys

-f

Hi dah'lin,

would you like to be brutally lynched Day 1?

<33333333333 we can make that happen, just buck up, little trooper

[1baldeagle1]

Cabd you must be new here

And cabd joined this site before you did? Yeah, okay.

Why are you trying to discred your non-existent wagon?

[1baldeagle1]

Shodan, stop posting fluff.

[Trolling Fairy]

Don't you dare touch her

or I will come at you

very, very, very slowly

bert don't you even think of hurting my sweet, sweet ffairy ffriend cabd
i love you
but if you tarnish cabd's honor, i will tarnish yours

[notscience]

Nacho tell Cabd I'm obvtown plox

[Trolling Fairy]

I have to go eat dinner w/girlfriend's family now!
but i will be back soon
have a scumlynch ready for me!