Mini 1489 - VisCon: Murder at Wingate Mansion [Game Over]

[Tammy]

The stars need to align
The preparations must be made
The sacrificial lamb must be chosen
The syrup must be warmed
And the waffles must be cooked.

[Shadoweh]

Why are you willing to make poems for Nacho but choke when it's for me? Is it because he's all IC in the house? ;-;
I was serious about voting randomly, just put someone at L-1 and I'll solve all your problems! I was at work when you did that inte thing. >:<

[FakeGod]

VoteCount 2.11

Inte [4] - Ms Marangal, projectmatt, Nachomamma8, Bert
projectmatt[3] - Shadoweh, Generic, qwints

Not Voting [4] - Empire, inte, The Purple Shoe, Tammy

With 11 alive it takes 6 to lynch

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Deadline is September 15, 2013, at 11:00 AM PST.
Countdown to deadline: (expired on 2013-09-15 13:00:00)

[Tammy]

Buh.

Lets hope shadoweh is scum and so is inte.

VOTE: inte

THERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO TROLL HAMMER SHADOWEH!

[Tammy]

Oh I thought deadline was today. Hrm.

I'm trying to resist the urge to unvote and eat some waffles.

[Bert]

unvote

No troll hammers

[Bert]

I'm here until deadline...

I'm happy to be the theoretical hammer vote... consider my vote cast (even though it's technically not)

[Tammy]

Look at you being greedy with the hammer :p

[Bert]

Don't hate <33333333333333

helping pops put together an exercise bike and I'm AFK but definitely here until the afternoon

let's write poetry

let me put my thinking caps on

gonna torture yall with my awful prose-sounding poetry until you end the day

how about that

[Tammy]

If the day doesn't end, I think it would be more fun to see shoe die a slow poisoned death than Matt.

[Tammy]

But Bert I nominate you poet laureate...lets see what ya got!

[projectmatt]

Valiantly, I say unto thee -

Shall the scum suffer defeat?

I solemnly declare a most dreadful day -

if we refuse to hang Inte!

[projectmatt]

-bows-

[Bert]

Spoiler:

^That is Shadoweh throughout today, since she figured out she was poisoned

[Empire]

Hey I'm here right now but not for much longer, let me know if you guys want me to drop the vote right now. Otherwise, it'll have to wait 'til the end of the day (but it will happen before deadline).

P-edit: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt, laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

[Empire]

That was @projectmatt, not Bert.

[Bert]

Valiantly, I say unto thee -

Shall the scum suffer defeat?

I solemnly declare a most dreadful day -

if we refuse to hang Inte!

brilliant, sir

brilliant

BRAVO

[projectmatt]

Empire, I challenge you to do better!

[Bert]

Empire, I challenge you to do better!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

Let's see if Empire chickens out!

bawk bawk bawk

Spoiler:

[Bert]

Inte and Shadoweh passed on ze torch,

to womanizer Nacho Mamma aka Tammy's star pupil.

but it wasn't to be,

for Nacho is a tease.

Nacho swallowed steak and potatoes,

with lots and lots of alcohol,

and out of his stomach sprouted a womanized Bert!

but Bert was no man!

Bert was a cannibal...

this cheeky sod named Bert buried the hatchet on Nacho and his fellow crusaders Shadoweh and inte,

Then the Empire brought on the gasoline,

As Tammy Tam hovered over the remains of the three fallen warriors,

Tammy Tam negotiated peace for the rest of the town,

the night went on until Tammy Tam decided to eat some waffles with lots of chocolate chips.

/the end

[Bert]

if anyone wants to place a vote on inte,

I will do the honors

<3

Still waiting...

*grabs microphone*


Testing...3...2...1

[Generic]

Shall we sync out votes bert... Like the death sentence where two people press a button so neither know who killed the guy... Neither of us will know who hammered.

[Empire]

I'm about to head out again and there's no guarantee I'll be here at deadline, so...

Vote: inte

That's L-1 for anyone who cares. Hopefully, this ends the game.

[Tammy]

Lame and you don't even include poetry when you do it

*cross fingers*

[inte]

y'all are a bunch of fags. I mean that in the most South Park sense ever.

Kill Bert for me will ya.

VOTE: inte