Open 527 - Hard Boiled: Dixon Hill's Maudlin Madness

[Bert]

Yeah I agree, CS's reaction does look bad

Hmm....

[Cait Sith]

Do you know what sucks? Town actually has a chance to win this game. We really do. But not if Jiffy's alive and town. Town will lose this game if Jiffy is town and doesn't die tonight? Do you want to know why? Jiffy won't listen to Mara. He won't re-read the game. He won't do anything that is necessary to make sure that town wins. All he'll do is push forward his agenda because his ego will refuse to let him realize that he's wrong. WHICH HE ALMOST ALWAYS IS.

[VioleNt Saxophone]

AtF harder, please.

[VioleNt Saxophone]

Who exactly are you shouting at to kill me, anyway? Scum? Because saying "OMGZ TOWNS GUNNA LOSE IF JIFFY DOESN'T DIE" is a strong motivator for scum to kill me, you know.

[Cait Sith]

Yeah I agree, CS's reaction does look bad

Hmm....

No you don't Bert. You know exactly how I feel when accused for bs reasons when I'm one of the main reasons we got Nacho. I had him as scum early on. He looked like scum because of the reason I pushed him because he didn't act like town in that.

There is no way in hell I push Nacho the way I did if we were scum. I'd have let him bus the hell out of me for his cred because he's way way better as scum than I am.

I don't really like Jiffy all that much. I find him a chore to play with because his ego refuses to allow him to see the truth in mafia because he gets it in his head he's right and he'd rather lose than recognize he's wrong.

And look at that bullshit. Ties to Nacho. What the literal fuck. He's discounting that there are other possible ties to nacho and is intent on pushing a mislynch so town can lose when we actually have a chance.

[Cait Sith]

Yeah I agree, CS's reaction does look bad

Hmm....

No you don't Bert. You know exactly how I feel when accused for bs reasons when I'm one of the main reasons we got Nacho. I had him as scum early on. He looked like scum because of the reason I pushed him because he didn't act like town in that.

There is no way in hell I push Nacho the way I did if we were scum. I'd have let him bus the hell out of me for his cred because he's way way better as scum than I am.

I don't really like Jiffy all that much. I find him a chore to play with because his ego refuses to allow him to see the truth in mafia because he gets it in his head he's right and he'd rather lose than recognize he's wrong.

And look at that bullshit. Ties to Nacho. What the literal fuck. He's discounting that there are other possible ties to nacho and is intent on pushing a mislynch so town can lose when we actually have a chance.

[VioleNt Saxophone]

OR

And I'm just applying Occam's Razor here


You could be scum and I could be right.

[Cait Sith]

Who exactly are you shouting at to kill me, anyway? Scum? Because saying "OMGZ TOWNS GUNNA LOSE IF JIFFY DOESN'T DIE" is a strong motivator for scum to kill me, you know.

Yes, I want scum to kill your ass because I want town to have a chance to win this if your town. Which we will not if you're town and you live.

You pulled this same exact shit with me in Experimental mafia, except then the cop had breadcrumbed a clear on me that you absolutely refused to believe. The only reason why we won that game was because you hammered Hiraki just before endgame because of how he was acting, you spent the rest of the time trying to prove I was scum when I wasn't.

The problem is that at least in that game you were being a little bit receptive about reading the damn game.

And if you want to know how I feel at endgame when I think town is going to lose because some jerkhead with an ego decides I must be the scum I'm not, meta me.

There is just no way no how I'm scum here.

[Cait Sith]

Don't apply concepts you don''t understand.

By any razor I'm town.

[Cait Sith]

If you're town here, you need to have a long talk with your other head and try to swallow your damn ego.

[Cait Sith]

Yeah I agree, CS's reaction does look bad

Hmm....

This makes me worried about you Bert. I haven't had a chance to talk to Mala yet about how you act as scum, but you're "I'm going to sheep Cait Sith, yada yada yada, they're my strongest town read I don't have any worries about them" doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I don't know why you wouldn't be paranoid of me at all. And then you started some paranoia, but easily pulled back when Mara talked you out of it, just to turn around and decide the other VS head, whom you said you were just going to vote tomorrow, doesn't really add up. I get erratic behavior, but something doesn't really feel right, and I'm still concerned about you changing your hydra. I don't know if you buddy as scum, but you also made a post which made it sound like you know that the game wasn't going to end with SD's lynch.

[Bert]

CS stop.

I'm trying to get scum to not kill u

[Bert]

You were supposed to play a long

[Bert]

I'm not confident about winning without u tomorrow

So I was happy Vs was slinging mud on you

So I was trying to get scum to think u might be mislynched lmao

[Bert]

You know CS, I am very worried about you. I think I'm going to vote for you tomorrow. Your reactions are so paranoid and you need to die ASAP.

you being NKed will do town a huge favor.

[Bert]

I don't know why you wouldn't be paranoid of me at all.

OH, I am SOOOOOOOO paranoid about you. You and Mala thinking I might be scum, that was the scummiest thing in the world.

Plus, like uhh

I switched hydras because Xegarus quit on me and didn't want to play anymore because of being busy in school.

By the way, you get my vote tomorrow. GUT feelings don't lie, and you're scum. Simple as that.

[VioleNt Saxophone]

Yes, I want scum to kill your ass because I want town to have a chance to win this if your town. Which we will not if you're town and you live.

You pulled this same exact shit with me in Experimental mafia, except then the cop had breadcrumbed a clear on me that you absolutely refused to believe. The only reason why we won that game was because you hammered Hiraki just before endgame because of how he was acting, you spent the rest of the time trying to prove I was scum when I wasn't.

The problem is that at least in that game you were being a little bit receptive about reading the damn game.

And if you want to know how I feel at endgame when I think town is going to lose because some jerkhead with an ego decides I must be the scum I'm not, meta me.

There is just no way no how I'm scum here.

So let me get this straight;
We're going to lose because *reasons* involving a game you're referencing where I hammered correctly?
And you're not scum because *self meta*?

Fuck off.

[VioleNt Saxophone]

And not even proper self-meta where you OFFER information freely. No, this is the "go look it up yourself!" bullshit you know 99% of players would never fucking do because effort.

[Cait Sith]

Well that's fine. That is something I was a little worried about. I was like why isn't he paranoid of me at all, but it's something I can't really process without reading the game right now, which has gone by way too fast.

I don't know why you'd have confidence in me though.

I have a tendency to freak out about the possibility of being mislynched in lylo. The only time I have been mislynched has been in lylo, and if I would have known there was any suspicion on us, I would have probably insisted on being today's lynch especially if it was Jiffy suspecting us. If he's town, he's just going to yell and spam and not actually read the game and see why it makes not a bit of sense I'm scum and because we will need three people, town will lose.

[Cait Sith]

above is to bert

internet
is crapping out of me

[Bert]

CS may be tomorrow's lynch

Majiffy, how sure are you about CS being scum?

can you elaborate on his ties to Nacho??? You think they were bussing?

[Cait Sith]

And not even proper self-meta where you OFFER information freely. No, this is the "go look it up yourself!" bullshit you know 99% of players would never fucking do because effort.

I've self metad to hell and back already this game. Talk to your other head. Because you know her alignment for sure, she can tell you this is town me.

And I'm not even close to joking. There is no way in hell I'd forget what a hider did if I were scum. Not one.

[Cait Sith]

Seriously Bert. OMGUS as fuck.

You go from A to B in matter of seconds.

Just beware I might actually push a case on you Bert if VS flips town. Vs has a chance of being scum.

The SOS kill looked like a scum tip NK, but other reasons could have also been in play.

Ill think over it later.

Also way to hammer w/o waiting for me to post

[Cait Sith]

Yes, I want scum to kill your ass because I want town to have a chance to win this if your town. Which we will not if you're town and you live.

You pulled this same exact shit with me in Experimental mafia, except then the cop had breadcrumbed a clear on me that you absolutely refused to believe. The only reason why we won that game was because you hammered Hiraki just before endgame because of how he was acting, you spent the rest of the time trying to prove I was scum when I wasn't.

The problem is that at least in that game you were being a little bit receptive about reading the damn game.

And if you want to know how I feel at endgame when I think town is going to lose because some jerkhead with an ego decides I must be the scum I'm not, meta me.

There is just no way no how I'm scum here.

So let me get this straight;
We're going to lose because *reasons* involving a game you're referencing where I hammered correctly?
And you're not scum because *self meta*?

Fuck off.

You fuck off. And read the damn game if you're town.

Or you know throw the game away if you're town.

That works too.

[Cait Sith]

Hi Mala!