Mini 1489 - VisCon: Murder at Wingate Mansion [Game Over]

[Empire]

I definitely would have killed Tammy last Night (well, I would have N1'd her for sure and then gone after one of {Llamarble, Nacho} on N2, but that's besides the point).

Since no one died last Night and we have 9 alive, it might legitimately be autowin even if we somehow fuck up today (doubtful since the missing NK points strongly to Shoe being scum). I crunched the numbers and here's how a hypothetical worst-case-for-town situation would go:

9 alive (poison/lynch) -> 7 alive (Tammy dies) -> 6 alive (lynch) -> 5 alive (Marangal/qwints die) -> 3 alive (poison/lynch) -> 1 alive

This plan would require Mara to not poison on one of the Nights and for one town player to be alive at endgame. I'd say we all just pick one player who's universally townread to be that 1 dude. I know I'm town (and you're out of your goddamn mind if you think I would no-kill into autoloss) but if you guys are uncomfortable with having me endgame, I'd be fine with passing the torch to someone else that we all agree on.

Thoughts on this?

[Generic]

I would suggest she no poisons the night she looks certain to die, cos how would we know who she hit for sure? Wifom stuff.

[qwints]

She could always announce beforehand who she was poisoning the day after Tammy dies. Presumably, we could all have input on that decision. This looks to be an effective autowin.

VOTE: project matt

[qwints]

L-1

[FakeGod]

VoteCount 3.3

projectmatt [4] - Nachomamma8, Bert, Generic, qwints
Bert [1] - Ms Marangal

Not Voting [4] - projectmatt, Empire, Tammy, The Purple Shoe

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch

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Deadline is October 1, 2013, at 11:00 AM PST.
Countdown to deadline: (expired on 2013-10-01 13:00:00)

[projectmatt]

For the record, if anybody quick-hammers me I reserve the right to relentlessly mock Nacho.

The game probably will end due to Purple being the most likely candidate for scum and I don't see a very good way out of my lynch here considering you guys seem set on my lynch for reasons that are inexplicably stupid and not explained.

Still,

if you insist I kind of want to read through this game again to make sure everything is correct.

I don't really see any probable motivation for any of you guys to no kill apart from Purple being V/LA.

[Bert]

You're town, and Shoe's scum

You were destined to die and then become famous posthumously...much like Shakespeare

they will appreciate your poetry more - see how ignored you are here?

[Bert]

unvote

I owe y'all after all the hammers I've done in the past to withhold my vote until I get back from grocery shopping.

Might as well let the poet get some last words in (and read us some poetry tsk tsk).

[Nachomamma8]

why can we not just quickhammer matt

[Bert]

Vote: projectmatt

There you go, he's back at lynch -1

Happy now? <3

[Nachomamma8]

Thoughts on this?

You see this, and still I ask you why you aren't quicklynching matt.

[Bert]

SOMEONE DO THE EVIL DEED

Put us out of this misery,

we have waited for pizza long enough,

to watch Matt be sandwiched between Nacho's two Mini Coopers,

it is time to watch Nacho chuckle as he eats Matt with his bare hands!!!

[projectmatt]

I say unto thee -

Nacho's inherent feeling will be misery

In spite of his petulant front -

it is he - not I, who is ill with want!

[projectmatt]

I'm pretty confident the game is about to end but I'll post some stuff later tonight after group presuming I'm alive.

[Bert]

I arrogantly proclaim this a technicality lynch.

unvote

for two hours because you just produced some of your finest poetry yet.

Booyah!

[Bert]

I say unto thee -

Nacho's inherent feeling will be misery

In spite of his petulant front -

it is he - not I, who is ill with want!

This piece of BEAUTY would look great on Nacho's bedroom wall. I'll frame it for him.

[Generic]

vote nacho

Because it amuses me to do so.

Will put my vote in a serious place in the morning... Or maybe it already is serious.

[Empire]

You see this, and still I ask you why you aren't quicklynching matt.

Uh, did you actually read the post? I said we need to decide on who should endgame in this autowin scenario and I'd rather do it while everyone here is alive.

I'll vote when I feel like it.

[Nachomamma8]

you stay alive the whole time

[Nachomamma8]

DONE AND DONE
now quicklynch

[Empire]

This is a DEMOCRACY motherfucker!

See, what's going to happen is we're going to have primaries and then we're going to take the two candidates with the most votes and have a runoff election, like good democratic citizens.

(Or maybe I'll just wait for everyone else to say what they want, I guess, but that sounds mad boring, wouldn't you agree?)

[Nachomamma8]

QUICKLYNCH

[Tammy]

SURE OKAY

VOTE: NACHO

QUICKLYNCH QUICKLYNCH QUICKLYNCH

[Nachomamma8]

FUCKING QUICKLYNCH MATT

[Tammy]

MWAHAHAHAHA

NO.