Newbie 1436 ~ Game Over

[Cabd]

I'd sigbet you but that's against the rules. Do you honestly think ffery is gonna sit here and be all "well clearly cabd is offering to self hammer let's let him off the hook"? Because yeah right as if.

[Cabd]

Scum will win this becuase at least one of {wisdom bert notsci} has their head up their ass. I've already written this off as a loss. Now notsci comes in, claims, and I wash my hands of this bullshit.

[Wisdom]

I don't see why not, Sakura keeps believing your lies and even agi said that he wants to meta me. You've fooled ffery numerous times, so yeah. You can still crawl out of it.

On another note, you keep slipping and showing that you know I'm town. Why'd you sigbet me if you thought I'm scum?

[Cabd]

Sigbet you as to my flip. But like i said, against rules. Shame too, I'd have something pretty embarrassing for you to wear.

[Cabd]

Hey ffery. Get your ass in here and confirm for this idiot that you're hammering me once notsci shows up. Promise him.

[fferyllt]

I have no idea what you are doing with the self-hammer crap.

I'll hammer after notsci claims.

[Cabd]

It's called being pissed off at these morons death tunneling me.

I've stopped caring about my own survival and want the best chance town is gonna be able to have come lylo tomorrow.

[fferyllt]

that or I'll vote Wisdom.

[Cabd]

There you go wisdom. She promises to hammer me.

So now get off your ass because i'm flipping town, and figure out the scum, ~if~ you're town.

[Cabd]

that or I'll vote Wisdom.

ONLY if notsci claims doctor. Elsewise you are hammering me. Promise?

[fferyllt]

but I'm not expecting that to happen. notsci hasn't been playing like a PR.

I thought you were dropping PR tells interspersed with all that freaking gambiting.

[Cabd]

NB4 wisdom claims cabd-ffery scumteam

[Wisdom]

ns is not claiming doctor, unless he wants to confirm himself as cabd's buddy.

[Cabd]

but I'm not expecting that to happen. notsci hasn't been playing like a PR.

I thought you were dropping PR tells interspersed with all that freaking gambiting.

Nope. Just trying to help sakura who I thought was cop live another day after outing an innocent on me.

[Cabd]

Still town.
Still vanilla.
Still getting lynched.

I suggest you all try to figure out who the actual scum are while you wait.

[Cabd]

Oh, and this is to Agi. I'm sorry your first game is full of so much hatred and misery. Not every game is like this, and I'm partially to blame. Don't give up, your cop play was pretty solid so far.

[Wisdom]

What's the purpose of repeating that in every post if not to AtE the fuck out of everyone, Cabd?

[Cabd]

To drive it through your fucking skull. Start looking for scum if you're town.

[Cabd]

Like this is hilarious because you're honest to god thinking that I'm scum at this point while getting other players to PROMISE TO LYNCH ME and threatening to LYNCH MYSELF if they don't.

[Wisdom]

Seeing as you're doing these things so they actually don't lynch you, yeah.

[Cabd]

There's literally no reason I wouldn't have self-hammered at this point as scum. I'm only waiting for notscience. And then i'm going to have my sweet townflip, and I hope you remember this game, if you're town, as yet another example of your shittunneling fucking town over.

[Cabd]

So do you think ffery is my scumbud? Because walk me through how else me making her hammer me makes sense from scumcabd POV.

[Cabd]

BTW guys you had better analyze this shit tomorrow, it's gonna be your best bet for reading wisdom.

[Wisdom]

Nice try but those threats don't work on me. You're caught scum and you're flailing.

pedit: So that we think she isn't? WIFOM? Tons of reasons.

[Wisdom]

Although tbh I think she would have hammered you earlier for cred. Stalling so much is a bit troubling.

But those are worries for tomorrow.