Marketplace Mafia III - Game Over

[morph the cat]

I'm terribly sorry that you two drew scum yet again, but you both really should have realized that treating me like some kind of village idiot is about the worst possible way of attempting to fool me.

I have been dancing with joy with nearly every post in this game. I'm not watching every step trying not to screw things up for my partner. morph is on my territory. And however this game works out, this is going to be morph-town meta.

[Pyrotechnics]

if you could stop posting that'd be really awesome

I'm sure you'd love me to not rail at your scumbuddy, but that's really just too bad.

[Lost Butterfly]

I'm sure you'd love me to not rail at your scumbuddy, but that's really just too bad.

*twitch*

*twitch*

*twitch* *twitch* *twitch*

*takes a deep breath*

OKAY.

ANYWAY, I just noticed that guille says he advertised nothing. That leaves Nero Cain, Banakai and Doctor Pepper (and Hermy, but it'd shock me if she paid enough attention to the game to advertise, anyway).

[morph the cat]

Aw Syr. I was sure that you had my town game calibrated by now. Maybe next time you'll get it right from the start.

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

Morph, would one of you mind posting a link to a completed town game of your hydra? Just one of your choice.

I feel like this is an obvious setup for something. I hope it is, and I await results.

[Pyrotechnics]

I have been dancing with joy with nearly every post in this game. I'm not watching every step trying not to screw things up for my partner. morph is on my territory. And however this game works out, this is going to be morph-town meta.

I've seen more joy at funerals.

Tell me, why is it that (or more accurately in what universe do you), as town, make no attempt to work with me and to persuade me to your way of thinking and instead paint both Tammy and I as some sort of fracturing village idiot? Tammy I can at least sort of get, but me? Really? I think not.

[Pyrotechnics]

Aw Syr. I was sure that you had my town game calibrated by now. Maybe next time you'll get it right from the start.

Attempts to make me fly into a rage and make a fool of myself noted.

[Lost Butterfly]

if you could stop posting that'd be really awesome

I'm sure you'd love me to not rail at your scumbuddy, but that's really just too bad.

I get a strong desire to step in front of a bus everytime I read one of your posts.

[Pyrotechnics]

if you could stop posting that'd be really awesome

I'm sure you'd love me to not rail at your scumbuddy, but that's really just too bad.

I get a strong desire to step in front of a bus everytime I read one of your posts.

I'll keep posting then, one less scum to lynch <3

[Lost Butterfly]

Mod: Plz warn pyrotechnics for implying they think me stepping in front of a bus is okay

[Lost Butterfly]

and in fact want to incite that

[Garuda]

i don't remember anything notable you've done outside of talking about the setup and talking about claims and co-operating with town reads and whatnot.

Fairly sure I did give reads and some reasoning to go along with it and not just regurgitate information that is known. About putting more emphasis on the setup, that is true but that's because I remember how the last game was won and it was won largely due to strategizing. Given the short amount of time we had last Day phase, I'm obviously going to put forth more effort into something that's going to win the game than on writing my trademark Long Masturbatory Walls That No One Reads (they will come soon enough).

[Lost Butterfly]

Hello Empire why are you not posting more walls of text I think you are scum empire this is a scum tell for you

[Lost Butterfly]

Seriously, I've never actually played with either fferey or Cabd, but even leaving aside *reasons*, this post might as well be a giant fluffy bunny rabbit:

In this game, it makes hella sense because there needs to be at least a core of town that is cooperating right out of the gate so that we aren't left ahint the door during the advertising and auction phases.

I have you in my probtown pile mostly on the basis of Nacho's read from yesterday. That is good enough for me for now. i don't proclaim myself obvtown or shit. I just do what I think needs done based on my town wincon. And I trust that my motivations will become clear for people who are able track back from behaviors to win condition.

If Syr ever shows up, I'm pretty sure he won't have any trouble at all sorting at least the ffery half of this hydra.

I'm not even defending them because I think they need any help or they're in any danger whatsoever. Really, I'm just...baffled.

p-edit: ...several of those LB posts were...um...not Mina. Guess which ones weren't.

[Lost Butterfly]

Hello Mina can you please stop defending our scumbuddy morph the cat in thread scumhunter paragon tammy has in fact twigged that something may be up

[Lord Mhork]

My .02 is that Hermy was far from obvtown. I mean I figured he'd probably flip town, but he also was an easy target with definite scum on the wagon.

I also really don't get why Voided is getting so much hate. His posts have always been giving me the good feels.

VOTE: ProHawk

so it was a policy lynch from your perspective? (not judging; I just want to see if you'll admit it)

Nah not a policy lynch. But he didn't give off any strong player vibes he seemed to fold and fade away after pressure. We didn't lose a strong player with that lynch. We could have done much worse on a three day deadline.

[Garuda]

Faraday, why don't you go scum read deez nuts

[morph the cat]

I have been dancing with joy with nearly every post in this game. I'm not watching every step trying not to screw things up for my partner. morph is on my territory. And however this game works out, this is going to be morph-town meta.

I've seen more joy at funerals.

At Finnegan's wake perhaps.

Tell me, why is it that (or more accurately in what universe do you), as town, make no attempt to work with me and to persuade me to your way of thinking and instead paint both Tammy and I as some sort of fracturing village idiot? Tammy I can at least sort of get, but me? Really? I think not.

Have you even posted prior to tonight? I figured you'd show up if and when you're ready to play and in the meanwhile Pyro = Tammy.

You know how I sort town. I'm a lot more cold-hearted about that sort process after the Diner game, because being town is not enough.

[Pyrotechnics]

Oh moooooooooorph

Where are you

You disappeared

I am mildly le sads

[Pyrotechnics]

WELL THATS COOL POST PREVIEW

[morph the cat]

thread asplody.

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

I would like some extra money today, so can we quicklynch Klick?

change this to Nachopire.

[Pyrotechnics]

Have you even posted prior to tonight? I figured you'd show up if and when you're ready to play and in the meanwhile Pyro = Tammy.

98% sure I have. 2% possible game overload.

You know how I sort town. I'm a lot more cold-hearted about that sort process after the Diner game, because being town is not enough.

Oh, don't even bring up Titus. We're nothing like her, and you still have made no attempt to reach out to us this game. We raped the shit out of scum you in Chef, and we're a damn good team, and you know it. I'd have NEVER before this game thought to see you dismiss us as some sort of lolzy dipshit like some other people we've played with I could name. From the beginning, both you and Cabd have treated us like some sort of moronic innocent child. No reach outs (beyond a token Oh hai gaiz why you so dumb). I ask again, why are you treating us like this? Why have you made precisely zero attempt to work with us and change our minds, or even really figure out why we scumread who we do? You have, since you first started talking about us, intimated you think we're town but we're some kind of useless idiots.

Added onto all those other questions, perhaps the most relevant question of all:
If two players you know aren't shit at this game start throwing out complete batshit idiotic reads and fractures your townblock (which, according to you, is exactly what we've been doing),

why the fuck are you townreading us?

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

Morph, would one of you mind posting a link to a completed town game of your hydra? Just one of your choice.

I feel like this is an obvious setup for something. I hope it is, and I await results.

oh, it wasn't; just busywork.

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

Hello Empire why are you not posting more walls of text I think you are scum empire this is a scum tell for you

hey fardy let's lynch nachopire