Marketplace Mafia III - Game Over

[morph the cat]

Night-kill x 1 (Targeted): Choose another player. That player will die.

If you are a Mafia member, this will fail if you target another Mafia member unless you choose otherwise.

ohhh

Just now figuring it out? That plus peregrine doing fuckall today = ???

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

piled on for the sake of getting a lynch (which is ALMOST ALWAYS BETTER THAN NO-LYNCHES NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK THE ALIGNMENT OF THE LYNCHEE IS, EXCEPT IN VERY SPECIFIC CIRCUMSTANCES ON A GAME-TO-GAME BASIS!).

This is probably getting into MD stuffs, but why is this? I understand it in a micro or a mini or a newbie, where an early no lynch will put the game into evens and probably results in another no lynch at mylo, but this is a large with lots of abilities that can stop kills etc.

[Pyrotechnics]

I'm being antagonistic and not to Mina because you're being fucking obnoxious about it in a game where the #1 priority should be cooperation just like how you were fucking obnoxious about it in Wingate (where, hey, I reacted antagonistically and even told you to go fuck yourself!). Instead of trying to actually sit down and talk with me, you just ignored me the first time I said that slot was town and continued to do so. Expecting me to chime in when you're having another one of your shit festivals with a slot I am reading as town when my intervention did nothing last time is just frankly fucking absurd. I'm just sick and tired of it. You're literally the main cause of pages upon pages of complete fucking bullshit that I (and apparently other people too) am getting tired of having to read. So when you actually want to sit the fuck down and talk to me in a manner where you don't come across as a colossal shitlord, then I'll be here. Otherwise, I'm just putting your noise on ignore while I go actually scumhunt.

Okay. Thanks Empire. I guess I was the one calling myself a functional retard. Cool. I guess I was the one trolling myself while trying to make sense of someone else's reads to get a read on them. Cool.

Also, in wingate, fuck you. Like fuck you twice . Like fuck you triple times over. Your entire neighborhood including you were a secret dwelling group of scumfucks who protected yourselves and you were the ONLY innocent person. Did I not scum read one of the members of your neighborhood and you tell me I was wrong? Did Nacho not tell you another person of your neighborhood was scum and you claim he was wrong? Did the scum in your neighborhood not scumclaim in your neighborhood and you not ignore it? You do not get to tell me that you told me a slot was town and bring wingate into it when I was claiming someone was scum while you were arguing with me from early day one and I was right.

Can you just put Nacho on the line, cuz apparently he's the only one who knows how to deal with people and I might actually be able to read him. Thanks. (or you know keep trying to emulate faraday which is not actually commendable.)

Though, I would really really really love flove love for you to tell me who you were in the last game reading as so super strong town that I totally ignored, because if it's Nacho, you get to guess again since I protected him night one. After that have fun placing anything on me.

Now, would you like to talk about this game, or are you going to make up bs about past game and rewrite history some more?

[morph the cat]

Tammy, do you have a paypal? Cuz I think it's best if we just chip in some money and send you to a bar, or a day spa or whatever place you use for calmthefuckdowning.

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

I hate everyone talking except Nford.

???

is my voice soothing

You are actually being reasonable.

Are you sure you've got the right person? Muffinman called me a useless sack of shit yesterday and now I can't take praise.

[Garuda]

Holy fucking shit, is this for real? Like are you even reading my posts anymore?

When in the world did I ever even attempt to discredit your reads in that game? I said that my reacting antagonistically here was very similar to the way you treated me early on in Wingate. In no portion of that post did I even bring up your reads in that game.

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

I think he said vote harakiri or something like that.

This is a reasonable thing to say.

[Garuda]

EBWOP: "I said that my reacting antagonistically here was very similar to the way

I reacted to how you treated me

early on in Wingate.

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

Night-kill x 1 (Targeted): Choose another player. That player will die.

If you are a Mafia member, this will fail if you target another Mafia member unless you choose otherwise.

ohhh

Just now figuring it out? That plus peregrine doing fuckall today = ???

I don't see what PV's got to do with anything?

[morph the cat]

If PV is on the same team that won nightkill, scum can link up tonight.

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

You don't think he added anyone last night?

[zMuffinMan]

This is probably getting into MD stuffs, but why is this?

i like flips. even town flips can be helpful for poe.

Are you sure you've got the right person? Muffinman called me a useless sack of shit yesterday and now I can't take praise.

i think i was right at the time.

[Voidedmafia]

Wait a minute, weren't you suspicious earlier of Seanald for not being particularly helpful? What changed?

he's not; I still think that. It's a mix of both, but I'm just of the opinion that the unhelpfulness is of the stupid variety more than the scummy variety. Hence why I said that there needs to be more from him before I can make any kind of good decision on him.

How sad is it that I'm completely unable to get any handle on how I feel about Morph, pyro, Garuda, or Upside down? These spats that they're having should probably be pinging my radars at some level, but I can't seem to find it, and it's getting a little (read: very) irritating. Maybe it's just because these spats just read to me as useless blather that only helps them determine their read(s) on each other.

This is a good point, actually. morph keeps bein' all like "hey why don't you talk to me?" and not actually talking to people other than to ask them why they don't talk to them

Okay, I can follow this point (whee, I found something!), and I can find sense in it.

This reminds me: Morph, I recall you saying earlier to muffin that your request for others to talk to you was supposed to be some kind of engagement point, yes/no? If yes, why do you think that most/all of those you posed the question toward would be able to pick up on that kind of implication, and regardless of your answer why didn't you try to find a more direct way to get to them?

Can everyone double-check that this is accurate? The bolded ones are the ones I added

I bid and won EV (GOD WTF IS WITH PEOPLE MISSING THIS STUFF?!)

That was me.

Hell, Mr. non-answer. Would you like to see my scummy pile?

You should probably do more imaginary stretches if your imagination is so unfit it can't piece two very similar things together.

There is enough of a difference between "town" and "obvtown" (and if I really want to be semantical, between those two and "solid town") that to say that someone is obvtown

after

the lynch, without

any

form of evidence to show for it, is very suspect. It is similar in some ways to the difference between "town" and "conftown" only without the unlynchable connotations that conftown automatically is associated with.

If you are so perplexed (or w/e) about this, please point to me what shows ProHawk explaining how Hermy is obvtown? Not town, not "don't want to vote" *insert read here*, not newb-town, but OBVtown.

if you could stop posting that'd be really awesome

Faraday, be nice.

This bickering is lovely, but save it for a different day. It's not helping me discern your alignments, and I don't think it's really helping the majority of this game. So kindly stuff it unless you people are REALLY that unsure about each other.

Aw Syr. I was sure that you had my town game calibrated by now. Maybe next time you'll get it right from the start.

Attempts to make me fly into a rage and make a fool of myself noted.

GAWD STAHP IT, ALL OF YOU! THIS IS STARTING TO GIVE ME HEADACHES AND MAKING ME PRONE TO START SKIMMING AND SKIPPING PAGES! JUST STOP!

GOD. Please. And. Thank you. And I'm hoping to the mafia gods that this is over by page, like, 50.

p-edit: ...several of those LB posts were...um...not Mina. Guess which ones weren't.

All the ones that didn't have much in the way of game content and were more geared towards potshots and trolling Morph and/or pyro -_-.

Oh, don't even bring up Titus. We're nothing like her, and you still have made no attempt to reach out to us this game. We raped the shit out of scum you in Chef, and we're a damn good team, and you know it. I'd have NEVER before this game thought to see you dismiss us as some sort of lolzy dipshit like some other people we've played with I could name. From the beginning, both you and Cabd have treated us like some sort of moronic innocent child. No reach outs (beyond a token Oh hai gaiz why you so dumb). I ask again, why are you treating us like this? Why have you made precisely zero attempt to work with us and change our minds, or even really figure out why we scumread who we do? You have, since you first started talking about us, intimated you think we're town but we're some kind of useless idiots.

This is very much reading like town tammy to me.

(okay, done with page 43. 44-onward+replies will be tomorrow when I wake up. yeesh...)

[morph the cat]

You don't think he added anyone last night?

I haven't heard anyone claim it, nor has he said anything, so i'm working from that angle ATM?

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

You should probably do more imaginary stretches if your imagination is so unfit it can't piece two very similar things together.

There is enough of a difference between "town" and "obvtown" (and if I really want to be semantical, between those two and "solid town") that to say that someone is obvtown

after

the lynch, without

any

form of evidence to show for it, is very suspect. It is similar in some ways to the difference between "town" and "conftown" only without the unlynchable connotations that conftown automatically is associated with.

If you are so perplexed (or w/e) about this, please point to me what shows ProHawk explaining how Hermy is obvtown? Not town, not "don't want to vote" *insert read here*, not newb-town, but OBVtown.

Okay, my problem with this is that it's a stupid attack, not that ProHawk thought Hermy was town. (I clearly thought Hermy was scum.)

What ProHawk is saying today is consistent with what he was saying yesterday. I don't see anything scummy in that.

[Pyrotechnics]

Holy fucking shit, is this for real? Like are you even reading my posts anymore?

When in the world did I ever even attempt to discredit your reads in that game? I said that my reacting antagonistically here was very similar to the way you treated me early on in Wingate. In no portion of that post did I even bring up your reads in that game.

reread your damn post. or make it clear when you're switching what you're talking about.

[Pyrotechnics]

You should probably do more imaginary stretches if your imagination is so unfit it can't piece two very similar things together.

There is enough of a difference between "town" and "obvtown" (and if I really want to be semantical, between those two and "solid town") that to say that someone is obvtown

after

the lynch, without

any

form of evidence to show for it, is very suspect. It is similar in some ways to the difference between "town" and "conftown" only without the unlynchable connotations that conftown automatically is associated with.

If you are so perplexed (or w/e) about this, please point to me what shows ProHawk explaining how Hermy is obvtown? Not town, not "don't want to vote" *insert read here*, not newb-town, but OBVtown.

Okay, my problem with this is that it's a stupid attack, not that ProHawk thought Hermy was town. (I clearly thought Hermy was scum.)

What ProHawk is saying today is consistent with what he was saying yesterday. I don't see anything scummy in that.

i don't like that you put that in parentheses. it feels off.

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

You don't think he added anyone last night?

I haven't heard anyone claim it, nor has he said anything, so i'm working from that angle ATM?

That's a weird assumption to make.

Why would scum have bid exactly $100 on Neighborizer? Why would they not go that extra dollar to make sure they get it? If it's to look town, why would he have not added someone last night to continue looking town?

[Pyrotechnics]

Oh, don't even bring up Titus. We're nothing like her, and you still have made no attempt to reach out to us this game. We raped the shit out of scum you in Chef, and we're a damn good team, and you know it. I'd have NEVER before this game thought to see you dismiss us as some sort of lolzy dipshit like some other people we've played with I could name. From the beginning, both you and Cabd have treated us like some sort of moronic innocent child. No reach outs (beyond a token Oh hai gaiz why you so dumb). I ask again, why are you treating us like this? Why have you made precisely zero attempt to work with us and change our minds, or even really figure out why we scumread who we do? You have, since you first started talking about us, intimated you think we're town but we're some kind of useless idiots.

This is very much reading like town tammy to me.

that was syry :/

[Garuda]

Am I being trolled right now? Is this real payback for all the times I've been trolling you in the past?

I'm being antagonistic and not to Mina because you're being fucking obnoxious about it in a game where the #1 priority should be cooperation just like how you were fucking obnoxious about it in Wingate (where, hey, I reacted antagonistically and even told you to go fuck yourself!).

Hey look, here is the portion of the post where I brought up Wingate Mansion. All I talk about here is the similarities between that game and this game in regards to how I reacted when you started suspecting me out of paranoia. Where is the part of it where I tried to discredit your reads?

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

This is probably getting into MD stuffs, but why is this?

i like flips. even town flips can be helpful for poe.

Are you sure you've got the right person? Muffinman called me a useless sack of shit yesterday and now I can't take praise.

i think i was right at the time.

What did you learn from Hermy's flip?

[morph the cat]

You don't think he added anyone last night?

I haven't heard anyone claim it, nor has he said anything, so i'm working from that angle ATM?

That's a weird assumption to make.

Why would scum have bid exactly $100 on Neighborizer? Why would they not go that extra dollar to make sure they get it? If it's to look town, why would he have not added someone last night to continue looking town?

I suppose that's true.

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

You should probably do more imaginary stretches if your imagination is so unfit it can't piece two very similar things together.

There is enough of a difference between "town" and "obvtown" (and if I really want to be semantical, between those two and "solid town") that to say that someone is obvtown

after

the lynch, without

any

form of evidence to show for it, is very suspect. It is similar in some ways to the difference between "town" and "conftown" only without the unlynchable connotations that conftown automatically is associated with.

If you are so perplexed (or w/e) about this, please point to me what shows ProHawk explaining how Hermy is obvtown? Not town, not "don't want to vote" *insert read here*, not newb-town, but OBVtown.

Okay, my problem with this is that it's a stupid attack, not that ProHawk thought Hermy was town. (I clearly thought Hermy was scum.)

What ProHawk is saying today is consistent with what he was saying yesterday. I don't see anything scummy in that.

i don't like that you put that in parentheses. it feels off.

Maybe I should bold it and make it big and put it on its own line?

I THOUGHT HERMY WAS SCUM

[Pyrotechnics]

You don't think he added anyone last night?

I haven't heard anyone claim it, nor has he said anything, so i'm working from that angle ATM?

That's a weird assumption to make.

Why would scum have bid exactly $100 on Neighborizer? Why would they not go that extra dollar to make sure they get it? If it's to look town, why would he have not added someone last night to continue looking town?

To make this exact argument? weren't you in the last game? If you were, you know that scum made gambits with some of the roles.

Pere hasn't made enough posts to suggest an alignment, but this is a really poor argument, especially considering that Pere has played in both of the iterations of this game.

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

I wish I could <marquee> and <blink> that shit.