It's perfect. For me, the central subject is his megalomania, everything else about mastin just justifies making this the perfect representation of that megalomania.
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You're missing the full significance of the title for a guy like mastin.
First, he's mastin2. MS received the second coming of mastin in order to be graced with mastin's mad skillz 2.0.
Second, he's an avid cult leader (check out his threads)
and megalomaniacal to the core - like anyone willing to compare himself to Jesus, either with PhotoShop, or with WWMD? memes.
like anyone who expects anyone to read the enormously long sermons that he regularly graces the world with
he even LOOKS like he's the second coming
Mastin thinks he's the shit; it's as if he's the second coming, itself.
But the way the title works is playful rather than satirical or snide. Being a megalomaniac has been shown to be an important prerequisite for being a good world leader. It's a pithy reference to loads of things about mastin at once without ever implying anything besides those things or existing merely to stoke an ego or quip about his post lengths which so many people argue "is not who mastin is".
It's perfect.as gregor samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed- mastin2
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For what it's worth--I like The Second Coming as a title, and if Buttons decides to go that route, it's good, but Buttons contacted me about Safe Behind My Walls (and not The Second Coming), and I said that would be okay.
So basically, not my choice at this point. Buttons gets to make the final call on the matter.My academy.
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This.In post 11, Faraday wrote:(Also the jesus title is better than that generic behind my walls thing, "stop nominating we have a title", is also stupid - if a better title comes along for anyone it's allowed to be discussed, it's not like mastin even has his title yet)
I'm sorry. That flew over my head (and everyone else's, I think).
I find the Jesus title arrogant in afunnyway--it pokes fun at mastin without being mean-spirited. Plus it works on several levels. But it's up to mastin at this point.- TheButtonmen
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There's been some interesting comments made here recently about title policies, my role and how the process is working which I'd like to address.
That's not entirely true, each title fairy has their own vision of how this whole thing should work. When Oman handed the reigns over to me one of my goals was streamlining the entire titling process to help get titles handed out a lot quicker and with less discussion. As part of this I made it so any title which got five supporters and the recipient's approval was pushed forward rather then having the title fairy make the final call about each individual title.In post 2702, mastin2 wrote:For what it's worth--I like The Second Coming as a title, and if Buttons decides to go that route, it's good, but Buttons contacted me about Safe Behind My Walls (and not The Second Coming), and I said that would be okay.
So basically, not my choice at this point. Buttons gets to make the final call on the matter.
However KKhan isn't wrong here, in my attempts to address some of the previous issues which lead to title nominations stagnating I've opened the door to others. While minimizing the role of the title fairy in the process has worked fantastically at times (we've had multiple titles go from initial nomination to me pushing it live in under 48 hours) it has also also let to situations where we've had title nominations going nowhere because nobody made the final call to end the discussion.In post 2680, Kublai Khan wrote: I think Buttons needs to exercise his authority. Abuse of Rule #5 is causing the spirit of Rule #3 to be violated. People, like mastin (& there have been others), are constantly refusing perfectly fine titles because they want to nudge towards a preferred title.
The Titling on his site has been a fine tradition of "hey, we as a site recognize you as having made a great, funny, and/or super interesting contribution to this site. Here's a title!" to which the recipient responds with "Hey! I don't find that title insulting! So be it!" Then the Title Fairy acts and all are happy.
Now lately it's a series of manipulative jockeying of "no.. that's not quite right. Try again, peons! I DEMAND BETTER!" and the fun is dead.
This happened on your watch, Buttons. Either fix it or let it be your shameful legacy.
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Going forward from here I need to be more proactive in ensuring that the thread isn't preseverating about a scummers nomination and in reminding myself that the perfect is the enemy of the good when it comes to pushing titles forward.
On that note I'm happy to award Mastin2 the title ofThe Second Coming!Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
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KK's post was his opinion about one of the titles mastin was nom'ed for, your post was an attempt to be funny.In post 2710, Tamuz wrote:Why does KK's negative post get to stay and everyone else's gets deleted.
The criticism in this thread re titles was for being too lenient in this process, and now stuff has swung you've swung COMPLETELY in the opposite direction and and negative post is being deleted willy nilly.
WTF.
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nominate Om of the Nom forTotally Mature
taken from this post: http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 5#p5516955
I think it neatly sums up both his youthful 'look at me' persona as well as his growth into a responsible spam remover
like, he actually is pretty mature now, but that chirpy little 12 year old is still there.
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In post 2713, Cabd wrote:You realize not everyone can see the speakeasy, riiiight?
to accommodate the usergroups-challengedIn post 25, Om of the Nom wrote:A THING THAT IS RELEVANT TO THE TITLE I AM SUGGESTING
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In post 2716, Mr. Flay wrote:Don't quote things outside of Speakeasy, either.ShowThings I've learned.
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What's the story there? While I'm down for revamping old titles I must admit I'm a fan of Kison's current one.
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In order to entice Kison to do any sort of coding, he jokingly requests that the request be made in haiku form.
As much as I also really like the .GIFted one, I don't think he's done any gifs in a while. Feels a little vestigial, like Flay's Wiki'd title.Occasionally intellectually honest
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That's what makes the title work, though. Kison's the one accepting haiku bribes. The suggested title in a codey way of saying "go out and get the bribe, bring it here".
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