Left 4 Dead Mafia! (Game Over!)

[Alpazard]

The wagon's on town, in case you haven't realized.

Hey Thor, why are the people on our wagon on our wagon?

Hey AP, why are we scum?

pedit-

I have a policy, and that fucking policy is don't claim unless you're at L-1. Take a minute and smell the soft here AP, you'll see why you need to start a fucking counterwagon.

pedit2-

I get emotionally attached when I'm going to fucking mislynched

I absolutely hate that shit

I don't kick and scream when I'm scum about to be lynched do I

No I don't

And yet here we are with us on the verge on death

[AngryPidgeon]

This reads as so anti-town as to cross over into scummy because I honestly do not believe you're emotionally bought into the game enough to want to spite people over it.

This.

I honestly think a townie would be more concerned with taking responsibility for their (lack of) play which most definitely explains the majority of the wagon on them.

[AngryPidgeon]

Hey AP, why are we scum?

I don't give a fuck. You are being useless and a distraction. I've tried wagoning DGB/Vezok/pidgey and no one is interested and you only have yourself to blame for not actually participating in the game right now and then showing up to QQ about being lynched for it.

[Thor665]

Hey Thor, why are the people on our wagon on our wagon?

A variety of reasons, none of which I find inherently objectionable. Now that you have me on record as stating that would you like to point out any that I should have objection to?

I get emotionally attached when I'm going to Smurfing mislynched

I absolutely hate that Smurf

I don't kick and scream when I'm scum about to be lynched do I

No I don't

And yet here we are with us on the verge on death

Is that a meta defense? Because I'd be interested in exploring it if you're stating it as an absolute.

[BBmolla]

What's your current reads on major wagons?
{Vezok, Sven, Alpa}

Townish, I want him to be scum, dumb(no idea about alignment. First post could be a possible slip?)

[sekai no ki]

AP, I want to scumread you so bad because I don't want to believe your town game is this terrible. I want to scumread you for focusing on positioning a mis-vig for tonight while letting a townwagon drift along to nightfall and a last minute rush.

What? The alpaca wagon? Town-wagon in that its all town and on scum?

svenskt wagon. The alpaca wagon has mostly grown in spite of you today.

Im declaring intent to vote it in case you are too busy posturing about me to notice.

It's become the only game in town. Of course you're declaring intent.

"focusing on positioning a misvig".

If I were giving you credit for actually strategizing, that's what I would think.

bulba is the one I suspect most in that respect. I think you're enabling this to happen though not by design.

[BBmolla]

If Bulba's AtE was fake, he could be scum.

And I think he's a good enough player to pull a play like that?

[Alpazard]

Look at scum me like EVERYWHERE

When I'm about to be lynched I either get in an adhom tunnelwar or I shut up and lurk harder

Town me kicks and flails and screams til you realize I'm town

pedit-

I was going to be getting back into it today then I saw this bullshit wagon and am more worried about averting it on the only fucking person I know to be town than finding scum

PEdit2- fucking lol

Pedit3- I'm like 95% sure. I occasionally get fatalistic as town but most of the time when I'm getting wagoned as scum I either freak out panicky or lurk. I don't thrash around.

[sekai no ki]

GiF? Thoughts?

[Alpazard]

He's too busy tunneling me to give a fuck

[sekai no ki]

If Bulba's AtE was fake, he could be scum.

And I think he's a good enough player to pull a play like that?

What AtE are you talking about?

[AngryPidgeon]

svenskt wagon. The alpaca wagon has mostly grown in spite of you today.

What so Im responsible for aggressively dismantling the Sven wagon? I don't have a strong enough townread on him to both expending the effort to do so. You'll notice that I -am- trying to lynch other people and have started caring less and less as no one seems interested in lynching my top picks Today.

If I were giving you credit for actually strategizing, that's what I would think.

Im not the one who brought up the night mechanic. I just listed who *I* was planning on voting (because why the hell not) and then talked to Thor about what I *should* do to maximize my usefulness with it.
How the hell am I positioning a misvig (loaded language noted).

[BBmolla]

Bulba what you got so far

Crippling insecurities.

What would I say?

Something (over-)confident or (over-)aggressive. You must know this about yourself.

Mastin says I'm an a-hole. And I'm not feeling very confident or aggressive right now.

Bulbazak, you don't feel confident or aggressive because Mastin called you an a-hole?

No, she called me an a-hole awhile ago. I've been reevaluating how I tackle games, since my town win-rate is abysmal. I just feel out of my depth atm.

[BBmolla]

Can we lynch PV?

[GuyInFreezer]

He's too busy tunneling me to give a fuck

This, basically.
He's the only one I'm willing to lynch today despite learning that almost everyone scumreads vezok and the wagon miraculously fell apart.
I'm still gonna see him dead. There is absolutely no chance of moving to vezok eagon and there's only like 144 hours left.
Also just bitching at the wagon without reads/etc is a scumclaim anyway.

[GuyInFreezer]

Fell apart even before this wagon gains traction*

[sekai no ki]

svenskt wagon. The alpaca wagon has mostly grown in spite of you today.

What so Im responsible for aggressively dismantling the Sven wagon? I don't have a strong enough townread on him to both expending the effort to do so. You'll notice that I -am- trying to lynch other people and have started caring less and less as no one seems interested in lynching my top picks Today.

I think the day has stagnated because the biggest wagon was on town practically since RVS.

I think if you were scum you'd be a lot less here-there-everywhere and be more focused on getting a lynch across the line. That, more than anything, is why I'm reading you as town. If I turn out to be wrong, I'll be pissed, but I'll take my lumps for misreading you this badly. Basically, this is me telling a townread to pull up your damn socks and do better tomorrow.

If I were giving you credit for actually strategizing, that's what I would think.

Im not the one who brought up the night mechanic. I just listed who *I* was planning on voting (because why the hell not) and then talked to Thor about what I *should* do to maximize my usefulness with it
How the hell am I positioning a misvig (loaded language noted).

Can you not read? I'm dissing the hell out of what I think is your town game and telling you that you're helping scum.

[BBmolla]

[Alpazard]

GIF you're so full of shit

I really fucking hope you're town so I can link this game every time you claim to be able to read me

And don't give me that 'oh he's not giving reads it's a scumclaim" because you and I both know that everyone would ignore them anyways

[BBmolla]

Alpazard is probably the Doctor

[Alpazard]

See, I'm no Nachomamma8, I'm no pirate mollie. I could give reads, sure. But would anyone in this game actually trust them?

No.

What about the fact that I was STALLING to give a last readslist in Cash Cabd GIF, you just magically forget that too?

pedit

lol

[AngryPidgeon]

Basically, this is me telling a townread to pull up your damn socks and do better tomorrow.

Right except bacically by "do better" you mean "stop scumreading me"
When asked about why Im doing bad, thats really all you can throw up.

You seem to agree with a fair number of my reads. So your extended "Wah wah AP is bad" campaign feels like shit.

[Alpazard]

Ffery where's your townread on me

[GuyInFreezer]

GIF you're so full of shit

I really fucking hope you're town so I can link this game every time you claim to be able to read me

And don't give me that 'oh he's not giving reads it's a scumclaim" because you and I both know that everyone would ignore them anyways

Let me wipe that shoddy excuse out of your face.
Here's a deal.
I'm a vig.
You town up and give your solid reads with some good content, and I shoot from one of your scumpool tonight.

[Alpazard]

GIF we both know I don't do scumpools well.

And I don't want a vig shot.