Left 4 Dead Mafia! (Game Over!)

[mastin2]

Speaking of which, I'm sure I made the "I don't need to outrun the zombies, I just need to outrun you" joke last game. A related one to that is one of my favorite cross-country shirts I saw, which depicted a human running from zombies, with the caption "Zombies don't like fast food".

[mastin2]

Butyeah, should stop focusing on making puns relating to survivors and focus on humor relating to the actual zombies themselves.
After I go out for my bite.

[mastin2]

Also, I should totally some time track down and list every zombie thing I referenced. I think I referenced a decent half-dozen different zombie films, along with multiple games and comics and such. (Plus the song, though I haven't "written" it, yet.)

[mastin2]

On another note, BBMolla's rapidly entering scumread territory for me, too. Somewhat alongside Aegor. If they were town, I imagine they'd unvote me if for nothing else, the amusement factor. They've not done so. Thus, are likely scum.

[mastin2]

(Also, I should totally take a look at those familiar with Anything Goes, Antihero Mafia, and games kuribo's been in. Those games having served as my inspiration, I need to look up who's in them that's in here, 'cause that could be relevant, too.)

[BBmolla]

lol

I bet you didn't even mention me in the scum qt again

[BBmolla]

I just want to be popular is that too much to ask

[mastin2]

SHIT.

I just checked the votes.

I'm reasonably certain I'm dead already.

Sorry, guys. I took the joke too far. :/

[mastin2]

Have to admit, though, that my trolling (especially given it was all improv) was drop-dead hilarious.

[mastin2]

I've had more fun in these last few hours than I've had basically in months. It's been fun, but I'll be rooting for ya from the dead QT.
In spite of our screw-ups, still rooting for the town. Remember, never lynch Vezok. Force the scum to nightkill him.

[mastin2]

I do hope that people actually read it. I put a lot of effort into making those things be humorous to read. And to contain lots of pop-culture references. As I said, I have a LOT of exposure to zombies. And that others can enjoy it as much as I did.

Butyeah. I'm town, here. I'll be flipping town. I'll trust you to lynch scum, next time.

[mastin2]

I really should have more to add, but I really don't have anything more.

[ActionDan]

Lol

[GuyInFreezer]

Hope that trolling was enjoyable because I skipped everything

[vezokpiraka]

It was fun the first 3 pages. After that the quality dropped.

vote mastin

Also why the fuck did we kill AP?
I sent in majiffy. Why is AP dead?

[GuyInFreezer]

He baited the horde.

[pidgey]

Ap was obv killed by some mechani switcheroo or somethng

Will post later

[pidgey]

Ok hadt read the opening of day ap was just shot lol

vote: mastin

I skimmed all the bullcrap

[SweatingChessball3]

VOTE: mastin

[SweatingChessball3]

As I said, I have a LOT of exposure to zombies.

This explains so much.

[Venmar]

Yay, I love sleeping. VC coming up.

[Venmar]

Final Votecount of the Day

Votecount 2.1

[0] Majiffy:

[0] LeMidget:

[0] Sekai No Ki:

[0] SweatingChessBall3:

[0] PeregrineV:

[LYNCHED]

Mastin2:

Majiffy, BBMolla, Aegor, GuyInFreezer, Zdenek, Sekai no ki, Rubicon, Svenskt Stal, Vezokpiraka, Pidgey

[0] Alpazard:

[0] Aegor:

[0] GuyInFreezer:

[0] Bulbazak:

[0] Thor665:

[1]

Svenskt Stål:

Mastin2

[0] Rubicon:

[0] ActionDan:

[0] Vezokpiraka:

[0] BBMolla:

[0] Pidgey:

[0] Metal Sonic:

[0] Zdenek:

Not Voting (8):

• LeMidget, SweatingChessball, PeregrineV, Alpazard, Bulbazak, Thor665, ActionDan, Metal Sonic

Deadline:

• Tuesday, March 25th, 2014

Mod Notes:

• With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.

[Venmar]

Mastin sprinted down the street, running for his life, the horde right on his heels. Something about the situation made him feel like he had no chance. But he tried. He sprayed bullets behind him with an smg, dropped one or two, but otherwise was still screwed. He slowly came up to a dead end.

" I hate dead ends. "

Turning around, he stared as the zombies slammed into him with their lovable hugs. Francis was smothered in the love, the beautiful, soft feelings of their bodies rubbing up on his, their flesh grinding on his. It was beautiful.

Ahem.

Mastin2

has been lynched Day 2, he was

Survivor, Francis (Mafia Goon)

"*phew* Good thing I'm indestructible."

---

Night 2 has now begun. Deadline is March 14th (Friday), at 3:30 PM PST ( I extended it to in the afternoon because I'm unavailable in the mornings now). If you have a night action, please submit it to me by the end of the night.

Do not forgot to submit your lists to me by the deadline as well! If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

[Venmar]

Roughly 24 hours to go until Night Deadline

[Venmar]

The horde, after sprinting through the last day, take another stroll through the night. They go and go, round and round, doing their daily patrol, their daily duty as zombies. Which is really nothing but anyways. As they go, they hear a couple gunshots, which sends them into a hot frenzy.

Hot, HOT i say!

No seriously, they go through some fire, it's not healthy. At the site of the scene was a crumpled body in a colorful suit. The group comprehended the body as Bulbazak, his chest riddled with gunshots, his bright red nose squished in. Looks like.. this clown did not get the last laugh. Hehehe..heheh..heh..no? Okay.

Bulbazak

was found shot to death Night 2, he was an

Uncommon Infected, the Clown (Town Herder)

*Squeek Squeek!*

That clown was their entertainment! Their every night love that they just couldn't stop being entertained by! Someone had to pay for this! But they were zombies, did they know how to think or how to figure this out? Interesting question, but it's unlikely they do...so...ummm. They decided that the best course of action was to look at SweatingChessball3, decide his face looked funny, and ripped off legs so they could beat him to death with them. How gruesome, yet.... entertaining! The void of that lovely clown has been replaced, this has gave them their joy! Woohoooo!

SweatingChessball3

was ripped apart Night 2, he was a

Common Infected (Vanilla Townie)

*Moan*

---

Night 2 has resolved! Day 3 has now begun!

Votecount 3.0

[0] Majiffy:

[0] LeMidget:

[0] Sekai No Ki:

[0] PeregrineV:

[0] Alpazard:

[0] Aegor:

[0] GuyInFreezer:

[0] Thor665:

[0] Svenskt Stål:

[0] Rubicon:

[0] ActionDan:

[0] Vezokpiraka:

[0] BBMolla:

[0] Pidgey:

[0] Metal Sonic:

[0] Zdenek:

Not Voting (16):

• Majiffy, LeMidget, Sekai no Ki, PeregrineV, Alpazard, Aegor, GuyInFreezer, Thor665, Svenskt Stål, Rubicon, ActionDan, Vezokpiraka, BBMolla, Pidgey, Metal Sonic, Zdenek

Deadline:

• Friday, March 28th, 2014

Mod Notes:

• With 16 alive, it takes 9 to lynch.