Touhou: Mafia in the Land of Fantasy (Game Over)

[ActionDan]

Scum: Muffinman

What do I win?!?

[zMuffinMan]

no that's wrong

well technically not wrong, but wrong

[zMuffinMan]

though i'm surprised you counted the characters

only people who deserved to be lynched count characters

[zMuffinMan]

in another game, in another universe, we could have been best of friends. we both have names ending in an, we both have names starting with a letter at one end of the alphabet. with so much in common, it's a pity it had to come to this

[Katarina LeBlanc]

VOTE: Muffin

Blaze it

[zMuffinMan]

kat, you could just end the game now by voting AD - it's a loss for you either way, but at least you're not letting a known nazi sympathiser win

[Katarina LeBlanc]

no

[zMuffinMan]

k hitler

[zMuffinMan]

no but seriously someone just vote AD and end the game

[ActionDan]

or vote muffin and end the game

[zMuffinMan]

nah, even if voting you weren't a righteous thing to do, kat could just put this game out of its misery and vote you

instead she sides with the nazis and prolongs this game unnecessarily

i'm disappointed in kat. *tsk* *tsk*

[zMuffinMan]

hopefully nacho will see the light

vote AD and go down in history as a hero

[ActionDan]

game might be declared after you're lynched. possibly maybe

Vote Muffin and know that scum will not try to slit your throats at night.

Only bad girl villains vote me. I'm technically not alive anyway being a ghost and all

[Yukari Yakumo]

Votecount 8.01

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zMuffinMan | MafiaSSK

zMuffinMan (L-1):

ActionDan | Katarina LeBlanc

Not Voting:

Nachomamma8

With 5 alive, 3 to lynch

The deadline is April 9, 4:15 PM EDT.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-04-09 16:15:00)

[ActionDan]

I'm too pretty to die

[zMuffinMan]

basically if nacho votes with you, you're going to slit the throats of one of the people voting with you - coz you're a meanie

whereas i am a merciful overlord - i would spare them so that they can live long, rich, fulfilling lives as my minions

the choice here is obvious

[zMuffinMan]

we also have the option of running out this day phase and lynching by plurality, so i'm fine with nacho not voting if he feels he is unable to bring himself to make the right choice and vote for you

[zMuffinMan]

this game ending in a plurality lynch would be pretty funny though

[Nachomamma8]

Okay. I've decided.
Game ends in a rap battle or a championship game of hangman.

[Nachomamma8]

Or I can ROLL THE DICE, but that seems considerably less fun.

[zMuffinMan]

how do you decide 2-player hangman?

[zMuffinMan]

rap battle prob easier

[zMuffinMan]

let's do this, AD?

[zMuffinMan]

GIVE ME A BEAT, NACHO

...

MC Muffin is a genius,
Showing town no lenience,
Pushing mislynches like I run the place and getting full obedience

A guilty on me ain't nothin',
You can't mess with Muffin,
I'll take you down easily, leaving you huffin' and puffin'

All AD's done is coast,
And now he wants to boast,
Thinks he's cool 'coz he's a ghost,
But he ain't nothin' but burnt toast

He lucked out with the cok,
When his head was on the block,
But nothing like how I rocked,
And played you all like I am Bach

I ran the place like I'm a boss,
For my team I carried the cross,
And if AD didn't have some overpowered role it'd already be his loss

I played pieguy like a fool,
Used Jaqen like a tool,
Tricked Varsoon into townreading me while calling him uncool
I controlled this game the whole time and showed you all who rules,
I mean, holy shit, how much did you all get schooled?

Sure, Kat and Bubba may have suspected me but they couldn't get me lynched,
'coz I town it up like my shit is green when I'm in a pinch

Meanwhile, what's AD done?
Fired his gun,
Dodged prods a ton,
Lurked and coasted and killed the fun,
Hid in the tangled web I'd spun,
I guess his name is just for show 'coz there ain't been no action

Sure, he had his fake claim,
Luckiest thing in this game,
But letting him win because of that would be fucking lame,
Serendipity favoured him, he doesn't deserve acclaim,
Now that stuff I did with my tracker claim? That puts his shit to shame

If he wins this game, it'll be on my shoulders,
I carried both my team and him while moving boulders

All the while receiving flak,
With a guilty on my back,
Against a town that was stacked,
And a SK that did jack

A rap battle to decide this game? This isn't even a brawl,
I'll leave AD crying in a corner while tucked into a ball,
So hammer AD and end this game once and for all,
Letting him win would just leave everyone else appalled

[zMuffinMan]

side note: imo more games shiouild be deicided by rap battles. this is how mafia *should* be played