Touhou: Mafia in the Land of Fantasy (Game Over)

[ActionDan]

Gg tho. Fames like these do make me a little sick still

[ActionDan]

But in theory losing because of a rap is pretty lame.

[ActionDan]

Much salt

[zMuffinMan]

losing because of a rap is the noblest way to lose

[zMuffinMan]

i had prepared half a response to whatever you were going to write first in the rap battle. i was waiting for you to do something so i could write the first half of my response

i copy pasted it into notepad for when we had our battle but it never happened :<

Spoiler:

NACHO,

BEAT ME OFF AGAIN

I MEAN, GIVE ME ANOTHER BEAT

...



Aya's kinda bored now since there's nothing to report,
Wiping the floor with you is easy when you can barely retort

'coz what you might not know about me is I'm a lyrical mastermind,
And humiliating you like this is just a way to pass the time

You're run of the mill,
Lack any real skill,
You tried taking me on but you're getting drilled,
When you fuck with the best, you're gonna get messed, 'coz I'm in it to win it, and so I will,
When I go for the kill,
You're standing still,
Too scared to move and feeling a bit ill,
You don't stand a chance, now you're shitting your pants, but beating chumps like you is how I get my thrills

I outplayed you in this game and now I'm crushing you in this battle,
It's not your fault, though, you're just another branded cattle

I'm like Putin and you're Crimea. Shiver!
'coz you're my bitch, now go and cry me a river

Thinking Mima could win this game is almost insane,
And after embarrassing you like this, all your efforts are in vain,
You can try coming back, but I'll bring you down again and again,
And you know what? I won't even remember you in a week; just another nobody I've slain

[ActionDan]

Well. Not really. I'd prefer to lose by night actions.

In the end I was lazy. But considering my hectic schedule this week I didn't want to expend more of my energy doing something like this.

Pedit I figured. That's more reason I was demotivated. The second I saw the rap I'd be a half step behind. That's why I was sick that deciding the game would come down to something 100 percent not mafia related where I had a disadvantage

[zMuffinMan]

that was always going to happen in this day phase though

[zMuffinMan]

i mean, regardless of who won here, it was going to be because town decided it (i.e. not mafia-related) since their win con couldn't be achieved

(and even before i claimed, that was going to be the case like 99.999%)

[ActionDan]

Congrats for achieving a win by entering into a venue you prepared for. Shrug.

I understand that. It's happened to me before

[zMuffinMan]

technically i didn't prepare the first one (other than writing it) so that was off the cuff

[zMuffinMan]

i mean, it's not exactly a win i'm going to have fond thoughts of but eh. dem's da breaks in a situation like this

[ActionDan]

Well you're pretty good at it lol.

[Yukari Yakumo]

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(Lynch):

zMuffinMan | MafiaSSK | Nachomamma8

zMuffinMan (L-1):

ActionDan | Katarina LeBlanc

Not Voting:

No one

With 5 alive, 3 to lynch

The deadline is April 9, 4:15 PM EDT.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-04-09 16:15:00)

mfw I forgot to notify my backup mod during my V/LA
MafiaSSK has been prodded.

[Yukari Yakumo]

The sky was getting dark and yet it was still a middle of the day.

"You girls think you can stop me?" Mima exclaimed. "You all will fall before the might of the great Mima!"

"So THIS is what Yukari was expecting, huh?" Yuiyuko said to herself.

There were 5 girls left: Yuyuko, Aya, Nitori, Merlin, and Mima.

Nitori was hiding behind a tree trembling, so really it was up to Yuyuko, Aya, and Merlin to stop Mima. Yukari was nowhere to be found.

So if Yukari was to prevent Mima's reincarnation, why did she put most of the girls in the gap? Was Yukari aiding Mima?

---

The battle didn't last long. Mima cleaned them out swiftly.

Mima laughed.

"Ufufufufufufu... How pathetic! Now which of you has a red alignment card? I need to put you into the gap to achieve my goal."

"Sorry, but that won't happen! The game is already over, you know."

Yukari suddenly appeared behind Mima.

"What did you say?" Mima broke off from smling.

"The 'bad girls' achieved their win condition first before you did. Sorry, but you lose."

Yukari felt the fear and pressure while announcing Mima's defeat in the game of her's.

She bit her lips and readied herself for a great battle that was soon to come...

[Yukari Yakumo]

"...well, in that case, then there's nothing really I can do, isn't there?" said Mima with a grin.

Yukari opened the gap.

"...I'll just wait for the next chance. I will be back next time and I will make sure I achieve my reincarnation!"

"Now it's ti- wait, what?"

"The Great Mima never goes back on her promise. The game was a game, and defeat is a defeat. What, did you expect me to go back on my word and destroy Gensokyo or something?"

"....."

The girls poured out of the gap.

"Wait, then all that training was for.... nothing?"

"It seems so."

"Oh well, at least there's no more trouble." said Reimu as she came out of the gap.

"Wait a minute, then why did you attack us?" yelled Aya.

"I thought you wanted to spar me, no?" shrugged Mima. "Anyway, I have a place to go, so see ya!"

ActionDan, Mima (

2-shot Bulletproof 1-shot Strongarm Evolving Evil Spirit

), left the scene Day 8.

[Yukari Yakumo]

"Well now, the feast that you promised..." said Yuyuko as she was recovering from the ground.

"Well well! I did promise a feast haven't I? But first let me announce the victor of this game!

...Also Nitori, you can come out from the hiding now."

zMuffinMan, Aya Shameimaru (

Bad Investigating Girl

), survived and Won!

"Investigating" allows Aya to either track or rolecop someone each night.

MafiaSSK, Nitori Kawashiro (

Bad Inventing Girl

), survived and Won!

"Oh I almost forgot.

Sorry guys. It seems like the girls totally forgot about you! Heck, even I forgot about you guys and was wondering why are there names attached to the girl's name, hahaha!

Well, cheer up guys! At least you guys get to participate on a feast without doing anything!"

[Yukari Yakumo]

Sorry for a delay. I got distracted yesterday.

[pieguyn]

NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pieguyn]

/bows down to floor
i peformed terrible. the next time I wanna be lazy and start clearing everyone via roles I promise I will resist and instead cut through the mist.

gomennasai

[borkjerfkin]

this is a game of mafia that happened

[zMuffinMan]

http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/yKyy2gGnvNH

[zMuffinMan]

role PMs would be nice to see - mostly because i want to see how the SK's win con was worded - and night actions plx

also dead/mason QT

[Yukari Yakumo]

Night 1 actions
Varsoon redirects all actions targeting Jaqen to GC_BC (<<<<< please tell me this is not a town role....) [LOL]

Kagami RB/RS Jaqen (redirected to GC_BC) [ok]

Lush Life investigates serene [Innocent]
Lush Life motivate-investigates zMuffinMan [Guilty]

bubbajack takes no action (he's armable bomb)

Messiah Complex steals from Lush Life. [Lush Life can't cop N2 (lol) and MC becomes hated for day 2.]

Kat asks if the game is multiball (Y)

ActionDan kills Serene [Success]

Amaranth motivates Lush Life, giving them extra investigation for tonight.

zmuffin tracks dramonic [No visit]

TCOK kills kazekirimaru [Success]

Kise gives "follow" to pieguyn [Success]

Mac protects Lush Life (Success)


Night 2 actions

Kise kills Lush Life
bubbajack takes no action
Mac protects pieguyn
Kagami Gatekeeps pieguyn (lol)
pieguy follows zmuffin (roleblocked)
ActionDan kills Lush Life
Nachomamma8 motivates ActionDan
Messiah steals from Dramonic [You didn't steal anything because there was nothing worth stealing.]

*ActionDan earns "Trinity Spark", 1-shot strongarm


Night 3 Actions:

ActionDan gets 2-shot Bulletproof due to completing one of his objective.
Kagami roleblock/rolestop Sakura (success)
Mac protects pieguyn (success)
bubbajack8 does not arm. (Success)
ActionDan kills MC. (success)
zMuffinMan kills Kagami. (success)
DisCode gives vest to Jaqen Hghar. (success)
Nachomamma8 visits AD. (success)
MC didn't submit an action. (doesn't matter)


Night 4 Actions:

notscience protects Jaqen Hghar (10/10)
Bubbajack8 takes no action
ActionDan strongarms Jaqen Hghar (successful)
zMuffinMan kills notscience (successful)
Nachomamma8 visits GCBC (successful)
MafiaSSK gifts bulletproof to zMuffinMan (successful)


Night 5 Actions:

bubbajack8 takes no action
Nachomsmma8 visits MafiaSSK
zMuffinMan kills pieguyn
ActionDan kills Sakura Hana
MafiaSSK gifts 1-shot report to ActionDan


Night 6 Actions:

zMuffinMan kills ActionDan (fails)
MafiaSSK gives 1-shot bulletproof to zMuffinMan
AD kills GoodCop_BadCop (fails)


Night 7 Actions:
AD kills zMuffinMan (fails)
zMuffinMan kills AD (fails)

[Yukari Yakumo]

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ITEM STEAL AND EFFECT [TH.05]
=====================================================

[None]
Effect: None
Flavor Text: You didn't steal anything because there was nothing worth stealing.

[Peach]
Effect: None
Flavor Text: You stole a peach! You eat it. It tastes really good!
Reaction: Walking by your peach tree, you realize that one of your peaches is missing. Whatever.

[Black Feather]
Effect: None
Flavor Text: You stole a black feather! You wonder whose feather it is.
Reaction: Unyu~! You feel a little sting and you check your wing. One feather has gone missing.

[Book]
Effect: 1-shot Flavor Cop
Flavor Text: You stole a book! Well, that's not new at all. The only magic you can understand is to see the name of the target.
Reaction: You realize that one of your magic book has gone missing yet again. Sigh.

[Rod]
Effect: Eiki gets roleblocked next night, and Marisa becomes hated for the day.
Flavor Text: You got a rod of judgement! You wish that you won't go to hell for stealing it, though.
Reaction: You realize that your rod is somehow stolen. You won't be able to see person's alignment tonight. But you know who stole it. You make sure that the punishment happens.

[Sunflower]
Effect: None
Flavor Text: You stole a sunflower! ...Uh-oh.
Reaction: You realize that one of your sunflower has gone missing. *Grin*

[Sword]
Effect: None
Flavor Text: You stole a sword! The sword that is known to cut anything.
Reaction: You realize that one of your swords is missing. You cry in the corner a bit and hope that it magically appears back to her.

[Trumpet]
Effect: Marisa can send one anonymous message to the thread that day. (By PMing mod)
Flavor Text: You stole a trumpet! With this, you can use magic to make it say whatever you want to say!
Reaction: You realize that your trumpet is stolen. Well that sucks. Time to get a new one.

[Weird Medicine]
Effect: Marisa becomes voteless for a day!
Flavor Text: You stole a weird medicine! You drink it! Suddenly you feel like you don't remember how to vote... You can't vote for today.
Recovery: You can now vote again!
Reaction: You realize that one of your experimental medicine is missing. You hope that it doesn't have any nasty side effect...

[Carrot]
Effect: None
Flavor Text: You stole a carrot! It will be good for your dinner ingredient tonight!
Reaction: You realize that one of your carrot is missing! That makes you a sad Tewi for a day.

[Camera]
Effect: Aya lose the Rolecop Ability for the one night.
Flavor Text: You stole a camera! You look through the pictures and finds some amusing pictures!
Reaction: You realize that your camera has gone missing! Oh no! You won't be able to remember who you

see tonight, but you still will be able to write down who your target visited because you still have your trustworthy journal.

[Knife]
Effect: None
Flavor Text: You stole a knife! Good for throwing.
Reaction: You realize that one of your knife is missing. Oh well. You have plenty of those anyway.

[Wrench]
Effect: Nitori lose her inventor ability for one night.
Flavor Text: You stole a wrench! You wonder what you can do with it, though.
Reaction: You realize that your wrench is gone! You won't be able to make anything tonight until you get your new wrench tomorrow!

[Yin-Yang Orb]
Effect: Mafia loses a daytalk for one day.
Flavor Text: You stole a Yin-Yang Orb! You should give it back to the owner.
Reaction: You realize that your transmitting Yin-Yang orb is gone missing! Without it, you won't be able to communicate with your team today.

[zMuffinMan]

that's pretty cool. pretty much what i expected mc's role to be when he claimed it