Tales of You (Endgame)

[Just Sheep Us]

Also you have Desp-Bro sitting here being like incredibly super scum lol. Not lying, we ARE gladiating them tomorrow if we don't lynch them today.

Then you die.

[Just Sheep Us]

Also, gladiators are neg utility as town, high utility as scum.

If you ever use your gladiate shot, I'm making sure you die.

[MastinSSK]

Can you elaborate, mastin?

Gonna need to be more specific. I'm Mastin. I always never-elaborate in everything.

titan
kagura
carbon fiber

lord business
stalin
gyarados
cupcake panda

fox and the hound
peregrinev
angrypidgeon
mac

----------------------- <------- line of lynchability

clyton
yukari

orcinus
mastinssk
rancid drake

drake was the thor of the original set of five. lb, titan, gyarados, and stalin are all still town with the addition of carbon fiber, cupcake panda, and kagura.

cupcake is a bro read. ap's slot was below the line before he replaced in.

vote: rancid broderick drake

choo choo

Okay, Sheep Us is scum, because this scum list is

rat's-ass backwards

.

Vote: Rancid Broderick Drake

VOTE: Fox and the Hound.
Almost typed Just Sheep Us, but this is better.

i'm so demotivated from playing this game right now

Don't really give a shit.

...The eff?

Guys.
GUYS.

I'm

the one who should be saying this. This is my line, that I'm demotivated from playing, that I suck, that I have issues and that I don't really care. You shouldn't be the ones delivering it! >:(
Seriously, stop making me play the role reversal. I'm never the person most motivated to play, yet this game I am!

Butyeah. Lynch Fox/Hound. Gladiate Sheep Us or AP. (Yes, I'm fully aware that I'm suggesting gladiating the same players that were victim to it last time. The difference is that this time, they could actually be scum.)

[Just Sheep Us]

mastin, are you scum, or are you still just sucking?

[The Fox and the Hound]

Mastin, what happened to lynching AP?

[MastinSSK]

1 Kagura (borkjerfkin + nachomamma8)
^Decent townread.

2 The Fox and the Hound (cephrir and DV)
^Strong. STRONG. Scumread.

3 Yukari Yakumo
^Definitely a townread.

4 orcinus_theoriginal
^Vaguely townish.

5 Titan (Tammy + Sir Arthur Dane)
^Eeeeeeeeh.

6 Rancid Broderick Drake (zmuffinman and natirasha)
^Seriously, seriously town.

8 Breakfast With Stalin (Hydra of ffery and beli)
^Pretty town.

9 ANgryPidgeon 9 ElementalHawk (Prohawk+3dicerolling)
^Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Sorry gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, on guard for lies, and'll hurt you.

10 Carbon Fiber (FourTrouble and F16)
^EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHH...

11 Lord Business
^Decent townread.

12 Just Sheep Us (Broseidon and Desperado)
^Either didn't learn their lesson or are scum.

13 Red Gyarados (Brian Skies and notscience)
^Obvtown.

14 Cupcake Panda
^Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

15 PeregrineV
^Need more, vaguely townish.

16 Clyton
^Decently town.

17 Mac
^Basically obvtown.

[Just Sheep Us]

HOLY SHIT MASTIN, YOU'RE CALLING ME OUT ON A MISTAKE WHEN YOU'RE DOING THE EXACT SAME THING AND NOT TRYING TO RECALIBRATE.

LIKE.

ARE YOU THIS FUCKING DENSE.

I'D THINK THAT AFTER YOUR SHIT IN AP'S GAME TOWN-YOU WOULD TRY TO, Y'KNOW, NOT SUCK THE NEXT GAME.

[MastinSSK]

mastin, are you scum, or are you still just sucking?

I asked first.

Mastin, what happened to lynching AP?

You're worse.

At least a scumbird isn't going to alienate me by trying to lynch RBD.

[Just Sheep Us]

RBD is a gladiator.

They die.

It's relatively simple.

[Just Sheep Us]

(Also, to any future mods, if you want to include a gladiator in your game, don't. It's a poorly designed role that shouldn't exist).

[MastinSSK]

RBD is a gladiator.

They die.

It's relatively simple.

1: Gladiator Miller Age-Cop, more precisely.
2: Gladiator is not an inherently scum role.
3: Even if it was more anti-town than pro-town (and your hydra is EXTREMELY biased about that), this is a CABD game. CABD.
4: And don't read a player off of their role. (LEAST. OF. ALL. IN. A. CABD. GAME.) You read them off of play.
5: In which, the hydra is obvtown.

I repeat.
You scum, or just really, really this bad?

[The Fox and the Hound]

mastin, are you scum, or are you still just sucking?

I asked first.

Mastin, what happened to lynching AP?

You're worse.

At least a scumbird isn't going to alienate me by trying to lynch RBD.

Why does AP get the monologue about how scummy he is yet we don't?

I mean, do you actually expect to get us lynched because at the moment my suspicion is that you don't actually care.

[Just Sheep Us]

1) Marginal relevance.
2) Neg utility for town, pos utility for scum means that it's an anti-town role in the hands of town and a very powerful role in the hands of scum.
3) Marginal relevance.
4) That's not the only thing guiding the read.
5) Says the guy who's called obvtown Katsuki and obvtown me scum.

[Rancid Broderick Drake]

I'm resisting the urge to play misery poker with mastin.

[Rancid Broderick Drake]

(Also, to any future mods, if you want to include a gladiator in your game, don't. It's a poorly designed role that shouldn't exist).

I actually agree with this though.

[MastinSSK]

Why does AP get the monologue about how scummy he is yet we don't?

'Cause he's AP, duh.

I mean, do you actually expect to get us lynched because at the moment my suspicion is that you don't actually care.

Hmm...

The Fox and the Hound (3): Kagura, orcinus_theoriginal, Mac

I'd say yes. Yes I can.

As for caring. No, not really between my scumspects? Don't give a damn who gets lynched, so long as it's one of them. Try to lynch one of my strongest townreads, and it doesn't matter that I don't have a functional vote; I will

make. you. pay

.

[Rancid Broderick Drake]

1 Kagura (borkjerfkin + nachomamma8)
^Decent townread.

2 The Fox and the Hound (cephrir and DV)
^Strong. STRONG. Scumread.

3 Yukari Yakumo
^Definitely a townread.

4 orcinus_theoriginal
^Vaguely townish.

5 Titan (Tammy + Sir Arthur Dane)
^Eeeeeeeeh.

6 Rancid Broderick Drake (zmuffinman and natirasha)
^Seriously, seriously town.

8 Breakfast With Stalin (Hydra of ffery and beli)
^Pretty town.

9 ANgryPidgeon 9 ElementalHawk (Prohawk+3dicerolling)
^Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Sorry gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, on guard for lies, and'll hurt you.

10 Carbon Fiber (FourTrouble and F16)
^EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHH...

11 Lord Business
^Decent townread.

12 Just Sheep Us (Broseidon and Desperado)
^Either didn't learn their lesson or are scum.

13 Red Gyarados (Brian Skies and notscience)
^Obvtown.

14 Cupcake Panda
^Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

15 PeregrineV
^Need more, vaguely townish.

16 Clyton
^Decently town.

17 Mac
^Basically obvtown.

This hydra and us are now a four player hydra. Pretty much where I am except I have PV and Katsuki as hard town.

[Rancid Broderick Drake]

VOTE: Fox & Hound

[Just Sheep Us]

Tier list of roles that shouldn't exist:

This role should have never been made, holy fuck why did someone thing this was a good idea:

Death Godfather.

Almost as bad, but marginally less terrible:

Death Miller.

Roles that are poorly conceived and should be uninstalled:

Gladiator.
Unrequited lover (especially cross-aligned ones)
Things that give scum an extra kill in non-large games.

[Rancid Broderick Drake]

Tier list of roles that shouldn't exist:

This role should have never been made, holy fuck why did someone thing this was a good idea:

Death Godfather.

Almost as bad, but marginally less terrible:

Death Miller.

Roles that are poorly conceived and should be uninstalled:

Gladiator.
Unrequited lover (especially cross-aligned ones)
Things that give scum an extra kill in non-large games.

+Hider.

Also I ran a game with a death godfather once. It went better than expected.

[Rancid Broderick Drake]

scum unrequited lovers are okay too though.

[The Fox and the Hound]

Sheep, if I ask Ceph nicely and he says yes, do you think you'd be up for dead smiley?

[Rancid Broderick Drake]

If that's the case, his annoyance is misplaced. He could maybe address the people creating noisy back-and-forths as opposed to someone like me who is keeping noise to a minimum. There is plenty of stuff that I haven't responded to and don't intend to because I don't believe it will help me solve the game. Most of my back-and-forths are questions, conversations, or analysis/explanations of reads.

~ F-16

nnnnnooooooooooooooooooopppppppeeeeeeeeeee

I'm the one who's been strongly town reading you for most of the game and even I paused after reading some of your posts and went, "holy shit, that was fucking terrible"

An example off the top of my head?

The second last post Nati made prior to today (441) in regards to your 435 is something I actually agree with. It fucking sucked. Not only because it was the most useless thing I'd read thus far in the thread, but because it wasn't even the first fucking time you said it; you were literally repeating shit you had already said about Mac in previous walls that were just as tedious to read.

Another example?

This is one I personally brought up in the QT because I was like, "yeah, you could actually be right about f16". 639 was awful on a whole lot of levels. So awful that when I asked Nati to rate it on a scale of Awful to Horrendous, he had to come up with a new word for it; Awfurrendous. Which I thought was a great way to describe it. In that post, you are asking Cephrir what is quite possible the most useless piece of information you've asked about thus far; why on God's green earth would you even fucking care about why Cephrir is doing something that you've seen him do as town before? Why the fuck would you ask about that? What the fuck was the purpose of that question and in what fucking way, shape or form does it advance the game? Not only that, but like, what fucking relevance could it possibly have to anything? The middle part of this post was unnecessary and you could have left it out and no one would have cared and the final part of this post was asking a question that would have already been answered if you were paying attention to the game and actually reading. This whole post reeked of trying to come up with fake content and it is part of the overall slog of useless shit that doesn't need to be in this game.

If you really want, I'll break down every single one of your posts that I thought contained unnecessary shit, but I am in full agreement with Nati when he says what he says about your posts.

The only reason I can bear the unbearable and read the unreadable is because I row, row, fight da powah, but Nati? He's just an ordinary human being. But now the beast has been unleashed and the anti-spirals are fucked

[Just Sheep Us]

Tier list of roles that shouldn't exist:

This role should have never been made, holy fuck why did someone thing this was a good idea:

Death Godfather.

Almost as bad, but marginally less terrible:

Death Miller.

Roles that are poorly conceived and should be uninstalled:

Gladiator.
Unrequited lover (especially cross-aligned ones)
Things that give scum an extra kill in non-large games.

+Hider.

Also I ran a game with a death godfather once. It went better than expected.

Infinite shot hiders need to die.

x-shot hiders with marginal shots are k.

[MastinSSK]

1) Marginal relevance.

Like hell it is. I'll lynch anyone dealing with a simple role since roles this game are explicitly not simple.

2) Neg utility for town, pos utility for scum means that it's an anti-town role in the hands of town and a very powerful role in the hands of scum.

BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE ALIGNMENT OF THE PERSON USING IT.

3) Marginal relevance.

Like HELL it is. THE. TOWN. LOST. LAST. GAME. BY. IGNORING. THIS.

4) That's not the only thing guiding the read.

5) Says the guy who's called obvtown Katsuki and obvtown me scum.

If I misread Katsuki, this will be the first game I've done so. You, you can just be badtown since I've lost all my respect for you as a player if you're town because if you're town,

you're making the EXACT SAME FUCKING MISTAKE IN EVERY DAMN GAME

, which is why I'm hoping you're scum. So I'm not scumreading you for being scum. I'm scumreading you out of HOPE.