Tales of You (Dead zone)

mastin2 · Post Post #525 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:52 am

Three cop claims.
You don't pause to think that maybe one of them is scum.
What the fuck, WHAT THE FUCK, F-16.

ESPECIALLY SINCE CONFIRMED ROLE IS NOT CONFIRMED ALIGNMENT.

mastin2 · Post Post #526 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:56 am

In post 917, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:So, Penguin, RedGyarados. One of AP/Fox.

BY THIS FUCKING LOGIC.

YOU DON'T LYNCH RED GYARADOS.

YOU FUCKING LYNCH FOX/HOUND.
Because if you think one of AP and Fox/Hound is scum.
And you think one of Red Gyarados and Fox/Hound is scum.

LOGIC.
FUCKING.
TELLS.
YOU.

That Red Gyarados (aside from scum theater) is not scum with Fox/Hound...and if so, you lynch Fox/Hound.

...But far more importantly.

PENGUIN. ALIEN. IS. SCUM. IN. ALL. FUCKING. SCENARIOS.

mastin2 · Post Post #527 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:58 am

At least BROseidon has the decency to have a gut feeling, a gut warning, that something is off.

BECAUSE NO FUCKING SHIT SOMETHING HAS BEEN OFF; THE ENTIRE GAME HAS BEEN OFF SINCE YOU MISLYNCHED ME.

I suppose pausing here in lylo is at least worth something.
But that?
Is a fucking piece of a sliver of redemption for a fucking gameful of failure.

mastin2 · Post Post #528 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:00 am

AND F-16.
THAT SHOULD REALLY FUCKING TELL YOU SOMETHING.

BROseidon.
The guy who I've been ranting about for basically the whole fucking game about how damn bad he's been.
IS DOING MORE TO HELP THE FUCKING TOWN NOT LOSE THAN YOU.

Cabd · Post Post #529 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:00 am

What's interesting here is AP is setting tammy up to paranoia-vote JSU at this rate. If those two cross, shit;'s gonna be hilarious.

mastin2 · Post Post #530 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:03 am

Like...
Nacho?
No betrayal there.
AP? Fuck no, I expected nothing less. (Albeit highly enraging.)
Fox/Hound? Also fuck no, the only disappointment I have is of ever letting go.
PA? Okay, perhaps the ever so slightest bit, but really, that was mostly from Clyton and not from her.
BROseidon? Well, House Party numbed the pain.

So none of those?
None of it really affects me.

Guess who does?
YOU'RE FUCKING BETRAYING ME, F-16, AND IT FUCKING HURTS.
IT HURTS SO BADLY.
It's a dagger being twisted into my heart.
I wouldn't call it backstabbing. Because you're doing it from the front, in full view of me.

But that actually makes it so much fucking worse.
BECAUSE I CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING SEE IT UNFOLD.

At least backstabs end my misery in only a few seconds.

mastin2 · Post Post #531 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:04 am

Dagger.
Fucking.
Through.
The.
Fucking.
Heart.
TWISTED.
In.

F-16.
DAGGER. HEART. TWISTED.

(It's not the betrayals from scum that hurt the most.)

mastin2 · Post Post #532 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:05 am

Like...

YOU WERE MY ANAKIN.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH.
NOT DO THEIR WORK FOR THEM.

mastin2 · Post Post #533 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:07 am

I HAD YOU AS MY CHOSEN ONE, F-16! THE ONE HOPE OF THE TOWN TO WIN.

YOU WERE TO SAVE THE TOWN.
NOT DESTROY IT.

YOU WERE MY BROTHER.
MY STUDENT.
AND I LOVED YOU.

And now...look at this.

mastin2 · Post Post #534 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:08 am

The one fucking person who stood so much as a rat's ass chance of winning the game for the fucking town.
Is the person most willing to do something so fucking betraying them that the scum quite literally couldn't have possibly done it better by themselves.

mastin2 · Post Post #535 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:11 am

AND LOOK.
IT EVEN GOES AGAINST PADME. (BROseidon.)
The one fucking person who has supported you the entire way, RIGHT OR WRONG.
ONE FUCKING PERSON. THERE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME. THAT HAS BEEN BY YOUR SIDE, COMFORTING YOU AND LOVING YOU.
And in your blindness, you will strangle them to death.
Because they are saying something rational that just so happens to go against your blindness.

mastin2 · Post Post #536 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:13 am

THEY TRUSTED YOU.
They believed in you.
And if you think they've been turned against you...well...
YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF.
Dammit.

mastin2 · Post Post #537 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:15 am

Yeah.
You mercilessly slaughtered Dookoo. (Nacho.)
True, you know of the evils of Grievous. (PA.)
BUT WHAT FUCKING GOOD IS IT.
IF IN YOUR ARROGANCE, PALPATINE (joint between AP and Fox/Hound) MANIPULATES YOU INTO THEIR APPRENTICE?!?

mastin2 · Post Post #538 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:17 am

Goddammit.

mastin2 · Post Post #539 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:17 am

Just...

mastin2 · Post Post #540 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:17 am

mastin2 · Post Post #541 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:17 am

Fucking.

mastin2 · Post Post #542 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:17 am

Dammit.

Cabd · Post Post #543 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:18 am

You mean Arceus? Because god left the building several mislynches ago.

mastin2 · Post Post #544 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:18 am

THIS IS NOT HOW THINGS SHOULD HAVE FUCKING GONE.

Next time, listen to your damn Obi-Wan.

mastin2 · Post Post #545 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:20 am

In post 543, Cabd wrote:You mean Arceus? Because god left the building several mislynches ago.

Yeah, yeah. I know. As the saying goes...

May Mod have mercy on their souls, for god certainly won't.

Cabd · Post Post #546 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:20 am

You realize i'm obligated to wish for a scum win at this point, right? Because falcon never sent those flowers.

mastin2 · Post Post #547 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:21 am

In post 546, Cabd wrote:You realize i'm obligated to wish for a scum win at this point, right? Because falcon never sent those flowers.

Everyone is fucking obligated to wish for a scum win at this point.

Hope of a town win died when F-16 fell to the dark side.

mastin2 · Post Post #548 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:22 am

FUCKING.
DARK.
SIDE, F-16.
FELL TO THE FUCKING DARK SIDE.

Cabd · Post Post #549 (ISO) » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:23 am

In post 547, mastin2 wrote:
In post 546, Cabd wrote:You realize i'm obligated to wish for a scum win at this point, right? Because falcon never sent those flowers.
Everyone is fucking obligated to wish for a scum win at this point.

Hope of a town win died when F-16 fell to the dark side.

And I mean also dating P_A makes me slightly biased in my rooting choice, but nothing else.