Mini 1580: EpicMafiaTime [GAME OVER]


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Mini 1580: EpicMafiaTime [GAME OVER]

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:59 pm

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Moderator:
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Reviewer:
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Full Player List (Including Replacements):

Spoiler:
01 - RedCoyote
02 - Wolfy
tn5421

03 - d3x
04 - Not Voting
05 - Bookitty
06 - Kthxbye
07 - havingfitz
Haschel Cedricson

08 - Squirrel Girl
Jake from State Farm

09 - Lady Lambdadelta
tysker

10 - Mirhawk
11 - Generic
12 - Salamence20
13 - Natirasha


Living Players:

01 - RedCoyote
(Fast Food Lasagna, Greasy Townie)

05 - Bookitty
(Baconator, Greasy Townie)



Dead Players:

06 - Kthxbye
(Kyla Leon, Greasy Townie)
Was Lynched on Day 1

02 - Wolfy
(A Bottle of Jack Daniels, Town Doctor)
Was Killed on Night 1

09 - Lady Lambdadelta
(Cousin Dave, Mafia Goon)
Was Lynched on Day 2

07 - havingfitz
(Prince Atari, Town Mason)
Was Killed on Night 2

10 - Mirhawk
(Tyler, Greasy Townie)
Was Lynched on Day 3

03 - d3x
(Sterling, Town Watcher)
Was Killed on Night 3

08 - Squirrel Girl
(Harley Morenstein, Bulletproof Townie)
Was Lynched on Day 4

04 - Not Voting
(Epic Mook, Town Mason)
Was Killed on Night 4

12 - Salamence20
(MusclesGlasses, Mafia One-Shot Strongman)
Was Lynched on Day 5

13 - Natirasha
(Poutine, Greasy Townie)
Was Killed on Night 5

11 - Generic
(Bacon, Mafia Roleblocker)
Was Lynched on Day 6


Mod-Killed Players:

Nobody.

Important Events:

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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:00 pm

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Game Rules


General Etiquette:

(1) Play to win. Be competitive. Don't be lame. Don't flake out on us.
(2) Do not take screenshots or directly quote any of the PMs that I send you. Doing so will result in a mod-kill. Pretending to break this rule is the same as actually breaking it. You may paraphrase, but use caution. When in doubt, run it by me first.
(3) Do not edit any of your posts, if you have the ability to do so.
(4) Do not use encrypted text, hidden text, small text, or any other hard-to-read text when posting.
(5) Once you have been lynched or killed, you are out of the game. Do not post anymore until the game is over. That means no "Bah!" posts, please.
(6) Do not talk about this game with anybody else outside of this thread unless your role PM explicitly says that you can.
(7) Heated discussion is fine, but personal attacks, insults, flaming, and poor sportsmanship are not. Please don't be a jerk to your fellow players. If I feel that your behavior is preventing other players from enjoying the game, I reserve the right to force-replace or mod-kill you.
(8) Do not talk about ongoing games. Seriously, don't.

Day, Night, and Twilight:

(9) Each Day phase will last for two weeks apiece and each Night phase will last for two days apiece. I will post specific deadlines in the game thread at the start of every Day and Night phase.
(10) Players may continue to talk during Twilight, including the player that has been lynched.
(11) If you do not send me your Night action before the specified deadline, I will assume that you are not performing an action on that Night.
(12) If you know you will be unavailable during a Night phase, you may send me your night action during the preceding Day phase if you so desire.
(13) Deadline extension requests will be considered on a case-by-case basis.

Voting:

(14) Please post all votes and unvotes using either the bold tag or the vote tag. Votes should look like this:
Vote: Skullduggery
or VOTE: Skullduggery
(15) Unvotes are helpful, but not necessary.
(16) Please refrain from engaging in any kind of voting trickery. If it looks like a vote, I'm counting it as a vote.
(17) A lynch will only occur when a majority (more than 50% of all possible votes) is reached. The number of votes needed to hammer will be included with every vote count.
(18) If a majority is not reached by the deadline, there will be no lynch on that Day.
(19) Once a hammer occurs, no votes or unvotes will prevent the lynch from happening.
(20) Additional votes include VOTE: No Lynch to end the Day with no lynch (which will also require a majority) and VOTE: Draw to end the game in a draw (which will require 100% agreement from all living players).

Activity:

(21) You will be expected to post at least once every 48 hours. If you go more than 48 hours without posting, you will be prodded.
(22) If you receive a prod, you will have 24 hours to post in the game thread. If you do not respond to your prod within 24 hours, you will be replaced. Additionally, if I have to prod you more than three times, you will be replaced.
(23) If you know that you will have limited access to the game for more than a few days, please let me know either in the thread or via PM.

Communication with the Moderator:

(24) I may be cooler and sexier than you, but I do still make mistakes every now and then. If you notice an error with the vote counts, deadlines, or anything else related to the game, please let me know and I will correct the issue.
(25) I will not answer any role-related questions in the game thread. If you have any questions about your role, the (theoretical) roles of any other players in the game, or (theoretical) role interactions, send me a PM. Do not try to trick me into confirming a player's role. I will not be amused.
(26) If you need to get my attention, just include
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@Skullduggery
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Miscellaneous:

(27) If you have any problems with another player, send me a PM and I will do my best to resolve the issue.
(28) If a player is mod-killed during the Day phase, then that Day will end immediately.
(29) For this game, all in-character flavor text will be posted in
italicized red
and all official moderator communications will be posted in
indigo
. Please do not use indigo or italicized red in any of your posts. Impersonating me will result in a mod-kill.
(30) The flavor text is for entertainment purposes only. Analyze it at your own risk.
(31) Do not ask me to mod-kill, force-replace, or discipline any other player in the game. That is my decision to make, not yours.
(32) As the moderator, my word is final. Please respect my instructions and my decisions.
(33) I reserve the right to change these rules during the game if necessary. If this happens, I will inform everybody of the rule change in the thread.
(34) In addition to these rules, all site-wide rules also apply.


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The following is an example of what a Vanilla Townie role PM would look like. There is at least one Vanilla Townie in this game.

What up, XXXXXX. This is
EpicMafiaTime
, and you're playing as the only slob on the planet who can eat s**t faster than MusclesGlasses:
Furious Pete, Greasy Townie
.

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Okay, so you've got your own YouTube channel where you do your own s**t, but whatever, man, you've appeared on our show enough times to be an honorary EpicMealTime cast member at this point. If you're wondering why you're called a Greasy Townie instead of a Vanilla Townie, then I feel sorry for your candy ass. It must be exhausting being such a huge disappointment to your friends and family on such a consistent basis. There ain't no bitch-ass vanilla in this game, you limp-noodled PETA-loving ass goblin! Vanilla ranks right up there with quinoa, kale, chamomile, and gruel as one of the bitchest flavors to ever exist. You're a greasy motherf**ker and you're proud of it!

Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
You can't do s**t at night.

Passive Abilities:
Nope!

Win Condition:
You win when all the not-Town players are dead and there's at least one Town player still alive.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:17 pm

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Role PMs are being sent out now. Day 1 will begin once I receive confirmations from eleven players.
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:35 am

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What up, Internet. Welcome to EpicMealTime, the only online cooking -- wait, hold up. EpicMAFIATime? The f**k is this? Some kind of nerdy online game for nerds? Well, whatever, it's got killing and guns and lynches and s**t, so maybe it ain't all that bad.

Listen up, haters. While you were busy playing games on the Internet, we were busy playing games on the Internet and getting paid for it! If you're sitting there wondering why I'm being so obnoxious and why your role PM yelled at you so much, it means you don't know who the f**k we are, and that sickens me. You sicken me. Click here, watch some of our videos (or better yet, ALL of our videos), educate yourself, and stop sickening me so much, you f**king turd burglar.

Strap your butts in, take your diabetes medicine (that means YOU, dad), and get ready to embark on a food-centric Mafia adventure that would be too wild and intense for mortal men but will probably be fine for you guys since you just happen to be the only 13 people on the entire planet who can handle the epicness that is about to consume you.

What'chu know about Mafia? You don't know s**t about Mafia. Watch and learn, Internet.
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:35 am

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Day 1 Begins Now


Current Vote Count:

(0) RedCoyote
(0) tn5421
(0) d3x
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(0) Kthxbye
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Jake from State Farm
(0) tysker
(0) Mirhawk
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, tn5421, d3x, Not Voting, Bookitty, Kthxbye, Haschel Cedricson, Jake from State Farm, tysker, Mirhawk, Generic, Salamence20, Natirasha

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



tysker is V/LA until 6/16.
d3x is V/LA until 6/23.



Next time, we eat a gaudy leopard-print pimp hat.


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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:42 am

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First:
First.

Second:
VOTE: d3x

Third:
I really like my role PM and it makes me happy.
If you think I'm scum D1, bet all your money I'm town.
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:44 am

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So excited for this game!

VOTE: Haschel Cedricson

He was scum in one of my first games on this site. Clearly he's making a career of it! :)
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:46 am

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VOTE: natirasha

Scum.

Now back to England vs Italy...
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:46 am

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Good afternoon, ladies and gents. Good to see some of you again. Thrilled to meet the rest of you.

Let's get this freight train rolling.
Vote Kthxbye
for obvious reasons.
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:47 am

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In post 6, Bookitty wrote:So excited for this game!

VOTE: Haschel Cedricson

He was scum in one of my first games on this site. Clearly he's making a career of it! :)
Wow, I had forgotten about that game. Remembering my play, it's probably for the better.
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:50 am

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YOUR play? I almost lynched the COP. :p
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:09 pm

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I need to:

UNVOTE:

VOTE: Generic.

Both his avatar and his choice of route is suggestive of organized crime.
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:15 pm

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Alright, lets get this going.

Vote: Bookitty


The only thing generics avatar suggests is high class.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:19 pm

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I see your avatar there, Mirhawk. IGMEOY 2: The Bride of IGMEOY.
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"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:24 pm

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg Skull sucks so bad.

Claiming Miller now


And since Im town this game, you need to off me quick.

VOTE: Salamence20
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:38 pm

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Miller... Right.

I'm thinking more like scum claim.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:55 pm

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VOTE: Not Voting

This is the most suspicious username of the playerlist.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:14 pm

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VOTE: bookitty

A jittery over involved start. Trying a little too hard.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:16 pm

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I'll plead guilty to over-involved, but I'm not jittery. :p

Just really excited about this game. :)
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:26 pm

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I'm a bit excited for this game, too.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:05 pm

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Well that was quick. I retract my claim.

VOTE: Mirhawk

Serious vote
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:33 pm

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So when you turn up scum to investigation it's not because your a miller right? Good to know.
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:35 pm

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I like the cut of your jib.

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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:00 pm

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In post 20, Salamence20 wrote:Well that was quick. I retract my claim.

VOTE: Mirhawk

Serious vote
Why is there a serious vote on page one? Are you perhaps trying to imply this isn't an OMGUS in relation to ?
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:42 pm

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Sup
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Things I've learned.
1. It's just a game, have fun.
2. Don't waste time on people who think you are scum. Ignore them and keep scum hunting.
3. Don't take everything so personal.
4. Tunneling sucks (unfortunately I can't seem to stop)
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