Mini 1,573: How Do You Want to Die? (Game over!)

[Guyett]

Okay, so, I'll just ignore the drama.

Someone asked me for my reasoning on Jingle...while admitting that High Shroomish looked scum. That one hurt my head for a while. Look, *at least one of* me/Jingle/Bubba is basically mod confirmed scum at this stage. I have a town read on Bubba. That's my case, and it's pretty decent. It certainly doesn't answer Anti's statement about, somehow, GM/Jingle not making sense as a team.

Also, I would like to note that Jingle continues to misrep Titus. This is scummy.

Anti asked for my reads list after saying he thought read lists were pointless. This also made my head hurt. Ignoring that, here is my list;

Town: Anti, Pants, Titus, Bubba

Mushy Middle: Snork, Guy (with Guy being the substantially stronger townread of the two)

Scum: Jingle, Goodmorning

@Titus - I don't see Jingle/Goodmorning requiring suboptimal play. I do see it involving some mild distancing.

Vote: Goodmorning

Basically because more of the confirmed town seem to agree with that one. I'm lazy, sue me.

Then you decided GM is conf town so...

Jingle/Guyett/Titus?

But Titus is a pretty hefty defender type most of the time...

Jingle/Guyett/Bubba? I don't want it to be Bubba.

You still think jingle is scum but why have you ignored snork/ETL here?
That slot was in your mushy middle ground and you said I was a substantially stronger town read... How have you put a town and a null town in the scum team ahead of ETL here?

[EspeciallyTheLies]

^good questions. Don't see this coming from scum.

Can we lynch now? I'm very bored and this game is getting stale. I'm gonna vote SG.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Jingle (1): bubbajack8
Squirrel Girl (3): Guyett, Antihero, Titus
Titus (2): Jingle, Dr Pants
Not voting (3): goodmorning, Squirrel Girl, EspeciallyTheLies

With

9

players alive, it takes

5

votes to lynch a player.

Day 3 ends in (expired on 2014-06-22 21:14:12).

[bubbajack8]

Pants what are your thoughts on SG?

[Squirrel Girl]

You still think jingle is scum but why have you ignored snork/ETL here?

I don't think Snork would have defended his scumbuddy like that. I'll admit I may be wrong, and maybe he's the third, but I don't think so.

[Dr Pants]

fuck it, we need a flip at this point.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: SG

I still want the damn jingle lynch people. But at least this will give me vca's on Guyett and Titus.

[EspeciallyTheLies]

Is that lynch or L1

[Squirrel Girl]

L-1, you can hammer me though, i claimed VT.

Lynch Guyett next though, please and thank you.

[EspeciallyTheLies]

egh whyyyyyyyyyyyyy why do you pull on my heart strings SG I hate you right now.

[EspeciallyTheLies]

Pants what do you really want to do right now?

[Guyett]

someone hammer pls

[EspeciallyTheLies]

I just really don't wanna be wrong about Guyett.

VOTE: SquirrelGirl

[Guyett]

I've obv towned all over this game

[Antihero]

well, if it's Titus/bubba/GM, i'll just eat a bowl full of shit and try to forget that this game ever existed

[EspeciallyTheLies]

well, if it's Titus/bubba/GM, i'll just eat a bowl full of shit and try to forget that this game ever existed

What? What are you saying here? I thought that's what you thought also?

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Jingle (1): bubbajack8

Squirrel Girl (4): Guyett, Antihero, Titus, Dr Pants, EspeciallyTheLies

Titus (1): Jingle
Not voting (3): goodmorning, Squirrel Girl

With

9

players alive, it takes

5

votes to lynch a player.

I forgot to record SquirrelGirl's death submission; give me a moment to find it before I post the death scene.

According to my records, I forgot to ask for it I'll give her 24 hours, then I'm defaulting to her predecessor's.

[StrangerCoug]

Squirrel Girl's submission is in; death scene in however long it takes me to write it.

[StrangerCoug]

Squirrel Girl may have been a bad girl. But she still had loved ones. As you come angrily storming into her house, you find that there's a... little funeral of sorts going on, with the associated emotions going around. Squirrel Girl had died on her own, warm and cozy in her sleep, and her family was standing around the bed, crying. They may not have approved of her criminal ways, but yes, they cared, and sadness is contagious.

You do what you can to get over your emotions and go to sleep yourselves.

Squirrel Girl, who was a

Mafia goon

, has died in her sleep on Day 3.

Night 3 ends in (expired on 2014-06-18 20:15:02).

[StrangerCoug]

Dr Pants was suddenly pulled through a portal into the underbelly of the earth over the course of the night. He met a secret race known only as the cube people, who sought to destroy the Earth as they despised round things. Dr Pants, being a mad scientist, developed a secret weapon against them: a giant iron ball. With it, he succeeded in annihilating the cube people... only to learn too late that the cube people were powering the earth. It and everything on it implodes, taking Dr Pants with it. How the rest of you are still alive, only God knows, but you are.

Dr Pants, who was a

mason

, has been imploded along with the earth on Night 3.

Day 4 ends in (expired on 2014-07-02 21:04:12).

[Guyett]

Fucking knew it

[Antihero]

they're toying with me....

is it jingle/titus?

[EspeciallyTheLies]

they're toying with me....

is it jingle/titus?

[Antihero]

don't give me that look

GM/bubba would have killed me over pants

[Guyett]

So much wifom

[Antihero]

yeah, and i'm about to get a dumbass fight with ETL, aren't I?