Open 560: Tit for Tat (Game Over, 4/12 alive)

[Moonlight]

Just because you're too quiet/goddamn inactive doesnt mean you're scum already.

But you're wrong. A Townie's goal is to find scum and get them lynched. A person that joins games without that motivation shouldn't play.

I won't even be upset if Elmo flips Town. He contributed nothing and showed zero drive to scumhunt. If it wasn't for neil's awkward hammer, I'd be as confident as I can be that Elmo will flip scum. And even with that I'm still hoping.

[insanity018]

Actually what bothers me the most about neil's hammer is that he hasn't expressed any real town or scum reads on anyone since replacing in.

[T S O]

try to hit someone tonight babe

I have to replace out, so hope you guys can win.

[neil1113]

Actually what bothers me the most about neil's hammer is that he hasn't expressed any real town or scum reads on anyone since replacing in.

I just admitted to not having read the game prior. To my understanding, deadline was approaching. Even so, I didn't mean to hammer to be honest. I can't express town or scum reads on people who I haven't read up on?

[Malakittens]

\.-./

Either way reads are as follows:

••town••

TSO
Moonlight
Xgfad.

•••leaning town•••
N_M

••null••
Mora (might be leaning towards town)
Neil (towards scum)

•scum•
Insanity
Justin

[Malakittens]

Sorry, meant jul/mora. Kinda the newbie game just mora sticks out more than juls. >_>

[xfdagentx42]

Just because you're too quiet/goddamn inactive doesnt mean you're scum already.

But you're wrong. A Townie's goal is to find scum and get them lynched. A person that joins games without that motivation shouldn't play.

I won't even be upset if Elmo flips Town. He contributed nothing and showed zero drive to scumhunt. If it wasn't for neil's awkward hammer, I'd be as confident as I can be that Elmo will flip scum. And even with that I'm still hoping.

Well, what if he's got important life stuff to do? Besides, what your saying is.

(less post content in his/her posts = scum.).

(more post content in his/her posts = town)

Thats what you want to say right? But, not true. Remember what I keep saying,

even the towniest players

can flip scum in the end.

[xfdagentx42]

I really hope Elmo flips scum, and I Vig Insanity and flips scum, so you guys only have 1 scum left

[T S O]

really?

increíble

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Lol. My apathy for.all games happened. And.yay

[uctriton00]

Vote Count 2.05

Elmo TeH AzN (6) = insanity018 TSO Moonlight Malakittens Not_Mafia neil1113
insanity018 (1) = Julatorium
Julatorium (0) =
Justin Playfair (0) =
Malakittens (0) =
Moonlight (0) =
neil1113 (0) =
Not_Mafia (1) = JustinPlayfair
T S O (0) =
xfdagentx42 (0) =

Not voting = ElmoTehAzN xfdagentx42

To be replaced: T S O, Justin Playfair

With 10 alive, it takes 6 to lynch. Deadline is in (expired on 2014-07-21 16:00:00)

Moonlight Malakittens, and Insanity all swooned in the dreamy eyes of the star of

Supernatural

and formerly of

Days of our Lives

. You could get lost in those eyes for days.

However, Elmo was the one who was besmitten the most.

Jensen looked at Elmo. "Hey bud, nice to meet....."

Elmo jumped into Jensen Ackles' arms. "I need you in me!" he yelled! The cardboard of his face began rubbing on Jensen's shirt.



Jensen was frightened. A cardboard box was embracing him deeply. It was enough for Jensen's bodyguards to step in. "Hey, hands off!" Two burly men pulled at both of Elmo's arms. "I love you Jensen! Like nobody ever will!". Paparazzi began filling the room with camera flashes, as other bystanders pulled out their cell phones.

Elmo was carried outside and put into a police car. "You're going to jail, buddy" said the officers.

Elmo TeH AzN

,

a Mafia Backup Jailer

,

is in jail.

Night 2 begins now. And all night actions can be sent to me.

Night will last from now, PLUS 48 hours from when I get both replacements for Justin Playfair and T S O.

So until we get replacements, we can be in for a long night phase! I'll PM everyone updates on how the search is going, as well as post in here updates as well. Apologies for the inconvenience but rules are rules, and everyone blame the site flakers.

Night 2 ends on Monday 9am CA time, or in (expired on 2014-07-21 09:00:00).

[uctriton00]

Justin had been missing from the wedding party for some time. Where was he? He was supposed to be with Tit and the rest of the party. He wasn't there for the whole Jensen Ackles fiasco.

"Where is that guy?" asked Tit. Neither of the rest of her party knew.

*cut to a scene at the bar*

Justin was sitting at the bar, with a beautiful woman with him.



The woman, with an infinity sign on her shirt, coyly looked at the poor bald man.

"What's your name, stranger?" she asked with a curl in her brow and a smile on her lips.

"I'M JUSTIN".

"Cute name, do you drink?"

"NO MA'AM I DON'T DRINK"

"Oh, going dry? Haven't heard of guys like you since prohibition ended." The woman flipped her hair over her shoulder. "Anyway, my name is Lemniscate".

"HELLO LEMONS GATE"

"Close enough, honey. Who are you here with?"

"WANT TO SEE MY PICTURES?". Justin held up his paper pad and showed her his doodles.

"Hmmm, hard to get I see. Let's just make this quick. Come here, closer, big boy." Lemniscate leaned over and pulled Justin closer.

"YAYYYY" squealed Justin, as Lemniscate blew softly into Justin's ear. Her left hand went down the sides of his shirt, slowly towards his leg, and she plucked his wallet right out of pocket without him noticing.

Lemniscate stood up. "So big boy, why don't you wait here, and draw me some pictures, and I'll come back for you later."

"YES PRETTY LADY" said Justin, and he got to more doodling, idly by himself at the bar, not to be heard of again.

Lemniscate has entered the game, replacing Justin Playfair.

[uctriton00]

Tat Stevens pulled over his car, and his bachelor party pals were all reunited again.

Tat looked over at TSO. "Dude, what were you doing???" he demanded.

TSO looked at Tat. "Man, we are just trying to get to Vegas, just like you."

Tat looked over at neil. "And who the heck is this guy? Why does he always curl his eyebrow unnecessarily, and walk around with sleeveless shirts?"

"He's our new friend Neil. He's joining us."

Tat shook his head. "TSO that was a punk move trying to ditch us. My boys and I discussed it, and we're taking a detour."

"A detour? Where?"

"A detour to POUNDTOWN!"

Tat, xfd, and NotMafia all charged towards TSO, Julatorium, and Neil.

Neil was clearly the buffest one of the group. He single handedly clotheslined both xfd and NotMafia with his gigantic arms. Both guys were knocked to the dirt in a cloud of dust. "DO YOU SMELL WHAT NEIL IS COOKING" he yelled as he posed with a flex. While showing off, xfd and NotMafia had gathered up sand and began throwing it at Neil. "Pocket sand!" yelled xfd.

TSO and Julatorium began ganging up on Tat. Julatorium held Tat's arms back, and TSO tried punching Tat, who unfortunately was way too short. He couldn't reach his head. "Hey Juls, lower him a bit" TSO asked. Julatorium looked at TSO oddly. "Seriously dude?" he asked. "JUST DO IT!" demanded TSO. Julatorium lowered Tat as far down as he could, bending his knees so that TSO could stare Tat in the eye.

"Well, what are you waiting for" asked Julatorium.

TSO was distracted by what was looking over the hill.



"IS THAT A GIANT FREAKING SPIDER" exclaimed TSO.

Everyone stopped and turned around. Indeed, it was a weird, odd colored spider.

"Well, do something! Neil, use your gun and shoot it!" yelled TSO.

"What do you mean?" asked Neil.

"You were a cop weren't you? Shoot it!"

"I don't have any guns, except THESE GUNS!" flexed Neil again.

"Hey TSO aren't you Link from the Zelda games? Don't you fight stuff like this all the time?" asked xfd.

"Yeah because I carry a god damn sword and Triforce with me when I go to Las Vegas."

TSO got into the functioning car Tat was driving, and booked it out of there, as fast as he could on the highway.

The rest of the party stared at the spider creature. A man yelled out behind it. "Whoa girl, calm down, don't go scaring our strangers now."

A cowboy came up behind the hill. "Don't be afraid, she's under my control, she does what I say. She's how I get around." The cowboy began petting the spider.

"What's your name?" asked Tat.

"The name is notscience" he said as he tipped his cap.

notscience has entered the game, replacing T S O

[uctriton00]

Lemniscate made her way through the crowd, brushing off men who made advances towards her. "Sorry honey, not today" she would say with a wink and a flick of her wrist.

A tap came on her shoulder.

"Um, who are you?"

"My name is Tit Summers, and you just pickpocketed that poor man."

"Oh please, what is it to you, child?"

Tit took off her earrings. "You don't mess with my bridal party."



A glass of red wine went flying through the air, and hit Lemniscate in the face. "Oh you DID NOT JUST DO THAT".

"Bring it, basic bitch" Tit taunted her.

Lemniscate ran and grabbed Tit's hair. Tit responded by putting Lemniscate in what was a rather impressive chokehold. The two began sprawling all over the floor.

"Guys, come help me!" screamed Tit.

"Have you tried this roll over here, it's so good!" Mala said to insanity. "No, pass me one!" she replied. Insanity traded her by passing her a shrimp dipped in chili sauce. Moonlight was making his way through the skewer section. "Hey look, duck tacos!" The three of them all ran over to the platter with the tiny round appetizer tacos with duck meat and mango salsa.

Security came by and broke up the fight. Lemnisciate stormed off, with wine stains in her hair. "Yeah when I see you again, I am going to cut you so bad."

Tit flipped her off as she left.

Lemniscate, a

Vanilla Townie

,

is missing.

----------

The men were all now stranded in the desert. All they had were the supplies that each of them decided to bring.

"We will go over this stuff later, the mod has to get back to work soon" said Tat.

Tat led himself, xfd, NotMafia, notscience, neil, and Julatorium all down the road, holding their bags. notscience's spider was in tow.

Nightfall began. There was nobody in sight, so the group all just walked off into the desert by some rocks, and set up a makeshift camp. "Ok, let's all just hang out here, we'll figure out what to do in the morning."

Everyone began making their own sleeping areas by brushing off some dirt and making beds with twigs.

"Hey everyone, it's dark, be careful."

xfd found himself a nice secluded spot. "Weird, nobody chose this area. It's pretty ni--"

xfd promptly fell down a large hole in the sand.



The group ran over to look at xfd.

"Someone get me out of here!"

notscience looked at his pet spider. "Girl, dig him out". The spider began digging away at the sand.... slowly. I mean, it's a spider. It's not a tractor.

"We'll be here a while."

Tat and the rest of the party went to go back to camp.

xfdagentx42, a

Town Vigilante

,

is missing.

[uctriton00]

Vote Count 3.0

insanity018 (0) =
Julatorium (0) =
Malakittens (0) =
Moonlight (0) =
notscience (0) =
neil1113 (0) =
Not_Mafia (0) =

Not voting = Moonlight, notscience, Malakittens, neil1113, Not_Mafia, insanity018, Julatorium

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch. Deadline is on August 4, 3pm.

Julatorium requires replacement due to moderating error. Search is ensuing.

[notscience]

Hi.

I am town.

[Malakittens]

Hi.

I am town.

Most likely. Read the game and come talk to me.

Also damn it that Juls was forced replaced. -;;
/cries.

[neil1113]

I have no idea what I just read...

[Moonlight]

Hi.

I am town.

If you're lying and there's red text in your PM, you owe TSO big time. He looked Town as fuck and was being townread by everyone when he pushed for Elmo's lynch (so he didn't really need the towncred). I don't want your slot lynched.

Justin/Lemniscate flipping Town was unexpected. insanity looks worse with agent's death, as does Mala with Elmo's flip combined with her wanting insanity lynched instead.

And yet, something tells me I should leave those two be. I can't put my finger on it, but it seems too straightforward to be right.

VOTE: neil

[Malakittens]

I'm not too sure about Insanity anymore to be fair. She was voting him pretty early Day 1.

I'm confident in TSO/ns town, but when ns catches up that will be great and then I will or won't be totally confident in that read.

I'm still eh on Neil. I'm kinda thinking he's scum.
Chances are one of my townreads are wrong and I have scum in them. Probably juls/Neil, but that kinda feels too easy.

So Neil have you read up yet..?

[Moonlight]

928 sticks out for me. I've only played one game with him (I was scum and he was Town) and that specific post shows an "eager to please" mentality that Town-neil completely lacked in my opinion. >_>

[xfdagentx42]

I HATE MY DAMN LIFE. GO TOWN

/bah

[insanity018]

I need to re-read a bit but I'm thinking that it isn't Moonlight anymore.

[neil1113]

Hi.

I am town.

If you're lying and there's red text in your PM, you owe TSO big time. He looked Town as fuck and was being townread by everyone when he pushed for Elmo's lynch (so he didn't really need the towncred). I don't want your slot lynched.

Justin/Lemniscate flipping Town was unexpected. insanity looks worse with agent's death, as does Mala with Elmo's flip combined with her wanting insanity lynched instead.

And yet, something tells me I should leave those two be. I can't put my finger on it, but it seems too straightforward to be right.

VOTE: neil

(No mention of me until the vote. And then after naming me for the vote, still no mention of me...

928 sticks out for me. I've only played one game with him (I was scum and he was Town) and that specific post shows an "eager to please" mentality that Town-neil completely lacked in my opinion. >_>

Ah here it is. What exactly are you saying? You've played one game with me, and based off of that one single post, you're trying to meta me? I hadn't read the game. If you noticed, I quickly shifted my vote when I was told to. I didn't give a crap about Insanity or Elmo (no offense), and was willing to vote either one. Explain to me how that ties me to a scum team with Elmo? And explain to me how hammering / bussing my partner was in any way beneficial, when I could have easily not posted and been completely justified with the whole (not have read the game) idea.

You're vote makes little to no sense, and you are absolutely right. We have played together once, where you were scum and I was town. And ironically, you tried this exact gambit then too on me. And it backfired. And you were mod-killed.

VOTE: Moonlight

You're play shockingly resembles your scum play. Since we're using Meta, I'm going to go find that link and show everyone here that link. I'd love for them to look at it and tell us, does my play here (for the most part, not just one fucking post) resemble my play there? Does your play resemble your play there?

And if so (which I presume they will draw the conclusion that they are both similar), I was town and you were scum... I believe you kind of just buried yourself in your own meta. Thanks for bringing it up though, I would have missed it. <3

[neil1113]

Here it is for everyone who wants to look. When you're done looking at it, feel free to vote Moonlight. Whoever Moon's partner(s) are, after reading this game and seeing the awful resemblance, nobody will judge you for bussing Moon here. So just go ahead and do it.

Click Here for Moonlight's incriminating evidence.

And if you guys don't want to read much, check out the hilarious comparison to him trying to vein a lynch on my after I hammered someone the day before, and how the exact situation is playing out here. I'll go ahead and give you a short link directly to his play and you decide for yourself.

Click Here for Moonlight's ridiculous fake lynch attempt on me.