Mini 1590: Brian's Flavorless Mini (Game Over)

[Prof Fridays]

I'm about to step off to work on a paper, so let me solidify my claim more:

First, Night 2 had no deaths, obviously.

Second, if there is another protective role, he will step forth and counterclaim me.

Third, as the (theoretically) last scum (or even as the second-to-last scum), I would have nothing to benefit from trading myself for a Doctor/etc.

Fourth, set-up spec-wise, with the Neighborizor and my 1-shot BP, they make for decent protection of the Cop without becoming too "follow-the-cop."

Fifth, in terms of last mafia role spec, he is probably not a Roleblocker (would have RB'd Albert, and after Albert came up with guilty on Mark, he would have probably not tried to kill Albert again Night 3) and neither a Godfather (wouldn't be concerned about a Cop, especially so much as to attempt to kill him twice when he was protected once already; he's definitely scared of being 'copped'). Could be dealing with a Tracker, since that would be a way to find PRs for himself and a 'light' way for him to subvert the pseudo-follow-the-cop strategy.

[bjc]

unvote;

Leaves me with Clusk, Marquis, or Fitz.

vote: Marquis

[bjc]

Marquis' posts about the doc/JK possibilities seems too informed.

Fitz isn't posting enough and has me worried. Clusk had an awkward post when he was at L-1 I believe about how the JK should remain silent or something.

[bjc]

Basically I hate you all, besides my bae of course.

[Prof Fridays]

WHOM YOU THOUGHT WAS SCUM </3

[Prof Fridays]

...I- I'm sorry, babe. I was out of line. I'm just a little frustrated by the game is all...

<3

[havingfitz]

Y'all are foolish.

I'm a 1-shot BP bodyguard. Protected Albert Night 2. Didn't get notified that I lost my shot (Idk what standard procedure is for that), so I figured the possibility of a JK/RB was out there, but alas. I WIFOM'd last night and decided to protect bjc last night. Night 1 was Marky Mark. I kinda thought he was town at the time, but looking back on it, it makes sense. If I'm lucky, I'll be dead tomorrow.

SO I suggest you take your votes back.

That's a lot of protecting for 1-shot. And any BP role I've ever seen has the BP die if their protectee is targeted....as you are inferring wrt Albert.

Tl:dr;

your claim sucks.

[Prof Fridays]

...what.

[Prof Fridays]

Bodyguards die if they or their protected person is targeted, yes, but I am (or was) 1-shot bulletproof, so I could take a hit. I'll probably die next time around.

[Anatole Kuragin]

Yeah - I'm not convinced. And if you are telling the truth, which I find less likely than you being untruthful, you're only a 1-shot and we wouldn't lose a PR. If you're going to fakeclaim at least claim something invaluable.

They probably didn't get a kill submitted for night 2 and now Fridays is using that as justification for there being a defensive PR even though it was obvious the best time to claim that was yesterday.

[bjc]

vote: Fitz

I sense a scum push afoot.

[Anatole Kuragin]

If you're a town PR, why didn't you claim yesterday?

[Prof Fridays]

Yeah - I'm not convinced. And if you are telling the truth, which I find less likely than you being untruthful, you're only a 1-shot and we wouldn't lose a PR. If you're going to fakeclaim at least claim something invaluable.

They probably didn't get a kill submitted for night 2 and now Fridays is using that as justification for there being a defensive PR even though it was obvious the best time to claim that was yesterday.

Are you freaking kidding me? That is the most absurd argument I've ever heard.

[Prof Fridays]

If you're a town PR, why didn't you claim yesterday?

Why would I? I had no reason to.

[Prof Fridays]

If you think I would forget to submit my kill WHEN I AM ACTIVE AS ALL HELL ON THIS SITE, that's insulting.

[Prof Fridays]

Also, it just shows that your logic is severely flawed. Occam's Razor, anyone?

[Anatole Kuragin]

Sorry for the long abscence guys, which I see has put me in a spot of bother.

Obviously the no-kill and me being gone is just a coincedence, but I can see why you'd come to the conclusion that I'm scum from that.

Don't think the JK/RB should step forward though to save me, we want those PR's being hidden for as long as possible.

Marquis is scummy for not wanting to lynch me before a replacement even had a chance to defend themselves though.

Why shouldn't the JK step forward if there is one? Their roleblock could account for the no-kill and we can lynch the last scum.

PEdit: DAMMIT ALBERT

Not sure why I'm suspicious, but whatever. I'm guessing we don't have a RB/JK at this point, which doesn't exactly surprise me.

[Prof Fridays]

I am still a PR. I can defend the Cop. Why would you not want me to protect our investigative role?

[bjc]

Agreed. Nothing bothers me more than a case built on the assumption that scum operate with an IQ of a banana.

But you knew that. <3

Not sure how that claim isn't all that believable.


p-edit: you know me well, I love his razor.
p-p-edit: The second quoted post only makes his claim more believable IMO>

[Anatole Kuragin]

Straw man argument anyone?

So your role is that you're a bodyguard that has 1 shot BP not a BP that has a 1 shot bodyguard?

[Prof Fridays]

Sorry for the long abscence guys, which I see has put me in a spot of bother.

Obviously the no-kill and me being gone is just a coincedence, but I can see why you'd come to the conclusion that I'm scum from that.

Don't think the JK/RB should step forward though to save me, we want those PR's being hidden for as long as possible.

Marquis is scummy for not wanting to lynch me before a replacement even had a chance to defend themselves though.

Why shouldn't the JK step forward if there is one? Their roleblock could account for the no-kill and we can lynch the last scum.

PEdit: DAMMIT ALBERT

Not sure why I'm suspicious, but whatever. I'm guessing we don't have a RB/JK at this point, which doesn't exactly surprise me.

I explained this already. But basically, I was not informed of losing my 1-shot BP, so the possibility that a RB/JK roleblocked scum is perfectly plausible, and with two scum dead, I could risk the gambit of lynching the roleblocked player, since chances would be pretty good they would be scum.

[bjc]

Straw man argument anyone?

So your role is that you're a bodyguard that has 1 shot BP not a BP that has a 1 shot bodyguard?

Who's running the straw man here?

[Anatole Kuragin]

Sorry, I was confused about what you were claiming, but after looking at your targets that should have been obvious. If there isn't another protective role claim then you're probably legit.

[Anatole Kuragin]

Why would you not want me to protect our investigative role?

This was his straw man.

[bjc]

That's not a straw man - that's the truth. He could block the kill entirely.