League of Legends (Old)

[PJ.]

So ummmm

Just played a game where i was 800+ stacks as Nasus at 40 minutes, managed 200 stacks per 10 minutes, and had 328 CS.

Farming simulator anyone?

Yeah and in a game where your team had 55 kills you barely found your way to a quarter of them. I can only assume how many objectives you may have blindly stumbled into.

[JasonWazza]

5 towers, 1 inhib, and i helped with 2 dragons and the baron we did near the end of the game.

Not to mention i got camped top by the Sion, and kept Yasuo under fed as fuck (I say camped, i mean he was top for the first 2/3 ganks he did, then realized it was pointless).

Kill participation doesn't mean everything.

Also consider the fact that only the Akali did more damage then myself to champions (and that's kinda just an akali).

[JasonWazza]

Also they started getting scared the second they saw the damage i was outputing and backed up a lot whenever they saw me.

[PJ.]

5 towers, 1 inhib, and i helped with 2 dragons and the baron we did near the end of the game.

Not to mention i got camped top by the Sion, and kept Yasuo under fed as fuck (I say camped, i mean he was top for the first 2/3 ganks he did, then realized it was pointless).

Kill participation doesn't mean everything.

Also consider the fact that only the Akali did more damage then myself to champions (and that's kinda just an akali).

So your 3 lane towers and the 2 nexus towers and your lanes inhib? Also happened to accidentally find your team at a couple neutral camps? Sounds very impressive. Tell us more.

[JasonWazza]

The assumption being i never grouped with my team and provided pressure?

1) i never needed to take top inhib tower.
2) I took NEITHER nexus tower.
3) I didn't accidently find them there, i was there doing it with them.
4) I took the only inhib when we weren't about to finish the game (the 2 inhib's later were just before we finished)

[Oman]

Panzer, there is a way to teach without being a cunt.

Please, you used to be awesome to me when we I started.

[PJ.]

And you just happened to never mention 28 kill mega fed akali that carried the fuck out of you in any of your post? GTFO

Here's a picture of a carry, cause you've obviously never seen one before



Oh and all that was in the face of ridiculously mega fed nidalee



So there, now you've seen what a carry looks like. Go free farm top some more.

@Oman, You were never a cunt. This is how we treat whiny cunts. I'm always willing to politely help a new player, but they have to ask for help. I'm honestly done with this guy. Guess what, you don't need 800 stacks with fucking nasus to come smash a game out. 300-400 is more than enough. Only reason his idiot split push strat worked is because his Akali was DOING WORK while he free farmed lanes, so instead of his team losing 4v5s and objectives, Akali was outplaying the entire enemy team and winning short handed fights while this idiot nasus pushed random outer turrets and free farmed and was like "LOOK GUYS I'M APPLYING PRESSURE" no you aren't you fucking idiot, Akali is killing the enemy team while you're farming. This guy is basically a monkey fucking a cocunut. He brags about stupid shit that is better off not being mentioned and the only time he asks for advice is so he can tell people that are RIDICULOUSLY higher skilled them him that they are wrong and that his way is better, which it isn't or he wouldn't be stuck in OCE Bronze.

[JasonWazza]

The akali that had to have Sion kept off her so she wasn't ass raped.

The Sion that i kept off her.

Did i say i carried the game?

[JasonWazza]

Also as a note, i hardly play ranked, that is why i am still in OCE bronze.

[Papa Zito]

This guy is basically a monkey fucking a cocunut.

lol

[Nexus]

Either put each other on ignore, or just fucking ignore each other.

Jesus tittyfucking Christ

[Nexus]

Or just fuck.

[quadz08]

Or just fuck.

would pay to watch

[Nexus]

Gonna start bragging about my v intermediate bots exploits.

[notscience]

Gonna start bragging about my v intermediate bots exploits.

Go intro bots or go home

[animorpherv1]

My favorite "invisible" initiation is varus ult.

So much yes. All of a sudden everyone is snared - what do?

[Knight of Cydonia]

So ummmm

Just played a game where i was 800+ stacks as Nasus at 40 minutes, managed 200 stacks per 10 minutes, and had 328 CS.

Farming simulator anyone?

-insert un-necessary dickwaving here-

Congrats, you're BOTH arseholes waving your dicks about.

[Saki]

My favorite "invisible" initiation is varus ult.

So much yes. All of a sudden everyone is snared - what do?

at least varus ult has a particle

[Oman]

Or just fuck.

would pay to watch

The almost glacial shift along the Kinsey Scale continues. <3

This guy is basically a monkey fucking a cocunut.

lol

100%

[theelkspeaks]

Opinions on how strong Maokai top and Maokai jungle are after the recent nerfs? I mostly stick to mid/supp/adc, so I'm not really sure if he's still worth picking.

[quadz08]

tree is still a monster in toplane

potentially decent jungler but there are probably better choices there

[PJ.]

I never got around to checking him out.

[hiplop]

Opinions on how strong Maokai top and Maokai jungle are after the recent nerfs? I mostly stick to mid/supp/adc, so I'm not really sure if he's still worth picking.

barely changed anything. just as strong in my eyes

[lil g]

Muk! Where have you been, Muk?

[PJ.]

Dehydrated. You around my dear g?