Mini 1614: Cutthroat Kitchen Mafia (Game Over!)


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Mini 1614: Cutthroat Kitchen Mafia (Game Over!)

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:35 pm

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Mini Theme 1614 Cutthroat Kitchen Mafia

a.k.a. it's for sale! Mafia


Mod: Medea the Alien (Cabd and penguin_alien)

This is a somewhat bastard mechanics theme game

Player list:

zMuffinMan
T S O
The Bulge
Flames682
Bins
ForWhomTheJellyRolls
Aronis
shos
farside22
notscience
Who
Formerfish
Marquis
xRECKONERx
Metal Sonic
Desperado
theaceofspades
Majiffy
Astinus
Micc

Important Game Events: Alphabet Soup is served Day One Begins ForWhomTheJellyRolls replaces Bins Flames682 replaces TheBulge Day One Ends T S O replaces zMuffinMan Fried Chicken is served Day Two Begins Day Two Ends

Most Recent Money Total
Most Recent Vote Count

Spoiler: Cooking Up A Storm (Living Players)
T S O
Aronis
shos
Who
Micc


Spoiler: In The Hallway Talking To The Camera (Dead Players)
theaceofspades,
Town Vanilla
, lynched Day One
Desperado,
Town Revenge Tracker
, eliminated Night One
notscience,
Town Vanilla
, lynched Day Two
farside22,
Town Vanilla
, killed Night Two
Metal Sonic,
Town Vanilla
, lynched Day Three
Flames682


Spoiler: Knives Forcibly Confiscated (Mod-Killed Players)
And then we throw the knives at you. So don't push us.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:48 pm

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~The Rules~


General Rules

Spoiler:
1. I don’t tolerate ad hom wars. If your posting is merely insulting a player without providing game content, you can expect a strike from me. Three strikes, you’re out. I’m fairly lenient about this, but posting “Fuck you” over and over again is simply not acceptable. Severe issues will be reported to the list mod(s).

2. If I say it violates these rules, it does. You can take it up with me postgame if you wish.

3. Play towards your win condition. Gambits are fine, directly harming your own team is not.

4. Once a lynch is reached, you may continue discussion until I lock the thread. No votes or unvotes will count after a lynch has been achieved.

5. A lynch is achieved as a majority of players voting for somebody. Half is not a majority.

6. Do not quote or pretend to quote any information you get from me via PM. This includes posting your role card verbatim. Paraphrasing is fine, as are role claims naturally.

7. Do not talk about this game anywhere else, or with anyone else.

8. All days are exactly 11 days in duration. A countdown will be present in my vote count posts. All night phases will last 48 hours. All bidding phases will last 72 hours.

9. Do not discuss ongoing games in this thread. This includes games on sites other than mafiascum. This also includes using [redacted] as that loophole does not fly here.

10. I am rather lenient upon activity. You must post once every 48 hours. Failure to do so will earn you a prod. Respond to your prod within 24 hours, or face replacement. Three prods is also a force replacement.

11. Claiming scum by yourself is fine. Claiming scum with another player is an instant modkill. Don't do it.


12. I do not require unvotes. Your vote will be counted so long as you bold it or use the vote tag. Shorthand names are fine so long as it’s clear who the vote is for.

13. If you have a question, please PM me. I’m an addict that sits around on his inbox all day anyways. If a question is something that should be answered publicly, I will make a post addressing it without naming who asked it.

14. If my vote count is wrong, you can PM me or post in the thread (use the bold tag and "@MOD") about it.

15. I do not fix tags or edit posts where you might make a formatting mistake, even if you ask me to.

16. I reserve the right to add to these rules or modify them, but only when I post notifying all players in the game of the change.

17. Loophole abuse is all fun and games until I modkill you. Don’t try it.

18. Blue (
This color at #0000FF
)is my color. You are welcome to use any other color of the rainbow.

19. Encryption, text hiding, and the like are silly. Don’t do it, unless permitted via a sabotague requirement.

20. Extensions will be granted at 48 hours per replacement, up to a total duration of 4 days max per game phase.

21. Do not use temporary information to convey messages. This includes your signature and your avatar, but is not limited to these things.

22. While putting your vote or unvote on its own line is helpful, it is not necessary and any attempts to game voting formatting will be dealt with as an attempt to cheat. If I think it was a vote, it was a vote.

23. A modkill will always punish the faction modkilled more as far as timing goes. All modkills will be done after consultation with the listmods. Modkills may or may not end the day. Modkilled players will be changed to a neutral survivor, meaning they lose the game instantly.

24. In the event of site downtime lasting more than 3 hours; time will be added to the deadline to compensate at a 1 to 1 ratio.


Setup-Specific Rules


1. This game has three phases instead of two.
2. Every player will begin the game with 25,000 dollars
3. The game will begin in the bidding phase, and phases will then go from bidding-->day--->night--->bidding until a faction has won
4. There is no win condition in the game other than town and mafia.
5. This game uses plurality lynches rather than majority lynches.
6. There may or may not be roles that affect bidding and purchases.
7. In the event of a tie, the winning bid is the player who posted that bid first.
8. More rules apply to bidding, see "Bidding rules" below.
9. In the event of a night role overlap, mafia roles are given priority.
10. Any limited shot roles that are blocked retain their shot.
11. A failure to follow the super evil posting restriction(s) you are given will have penalties including but not limited to loss of a vote, loss of money, or loss of the ability to speak.
12. Votes done in a plain vote tag or using the bold tag are exempt from posting restrictions, but this also means they cannot count towards filling any requirements thereof.
13. The Image tag is banned completely. Don't use it, ever.


Bidding Rules:


The mod will announce each item up for bid only after the prior item is sold. There is no minimum or maximum of items for bid per day, but each will follow a theme. During the bidding phase, no posts other than bidding or abstaining are permitted. Failure to follow these rules will lead to loss of rights to bid, loss of vote, or even a modkill, so just don't do it.

All bids are to be formatted as such:

Bid: 1,000

or
Abstain


Once you have abstained, you may not bid again until the next item. Bids must be in 100 dollar increments, and the starting bid is always 1,000. If you lose a bid, you keep all the money you had bid.
When you win a bid, the money is immediately taken from your total (all player totals will be in the bid counts) and you then immediately select a target or targets before the next item is unveiled.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:48 pm

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Opening Flavor:

We have $325,000 of cold hard cash in this case. Thirteen players get $25,000 each. If they want to leave this thread with any of their
cash
dignity, they have to use that cash to survive some indeterminate number of game phases and each other. In a game where sabotage is not only encouraged...it's for sale. It's a game we like to call...Cutthroat Kitchen Mafia!

"I'm zMuffinMan, and I've been showing my teeth around here since 2011. With a Scummie to my name, I'm ready to take a bite out of this game!"
"I'm The Bulge, and I laugh at your American posturing and cooking shows. I'm here to play this game Canadian style, eh?"
"I'm Bins, and just like my avatar became a real person, I'm ready to make this into a real game. Time to knock this game up..."
"I'm shos, and I'm making an exception to be here with lots of cash for this game. Not so stupid now!"
"I'm farside22, and what this game needs is a dash of Buffalo flavor. Since chicken wings aren't on the table, I'll have to bring the heat for now."
"I'm notscience, and I'm here to get the win. Girls, schmirls, I have folding money, and I'm ready to play!"
"I'm Who, and I'm the one whom you should fear. Who, me? Yes, indeed."
"I'm Formerfish, and this is going to be a walk in the garden for me. An Olive Garden. An Olive Garden of sabotage."
"I'm Marquis, and I've been around longer than any two of you put together! Forget what could have been, what will be is that I'm here to win!"
"I'm Metal Sonic, and I'm not afraid to speak up when I want something. And I want all the sabotages...I have plans for them."
"I'm Desperado, and there's only one tool I need in this kitchen: a gun. :wink: "
"I'm theaceofspades, and I think I've been dealt a pretty good hand here. Two hundred fifty Benjamin Franklins: I like those face cards!"
"I'm Majiffy, and this game already has my seal of approval. I'm here to see what happens and maybe wreak some havoc."


Bidding Phase One begins as of the next post!
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Thu Sep 25, 2014 5:17 pm

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Well, we should start things out orderly at least, right? And the first course of the day is soup. Not just any soup for those of us who dabble in this game of words:


Alphabet Soup


Our first item up for bid is...


Alphabetcha you'll hate this
: Choose one player, that player must use every letter of the alphabet in every post, and no single letter words will count towards this total. (As in, "kill a guy" would not provide a player their "a" check)

We'll start the bidding at $1000.

Briefcase Totals:

zMuffinMan: $25,000
The Bulge: $25,000
Bins: $25,000
shos: $25,000
farside22: $25,000
notscience: $25,000
Who: $25,000
Formerfish: $25,000
Marquis: $25,000
Metal Sonic: $25,000
Desperado: $25,000
theaceofspades: $25,000
Majiffy: $25,000

Bidding ends in (expired on 2014-09-27 00:18:03)
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Thu Sep 25, 2014 5:19 pm

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Bid: $1000
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Thu Sep 25, 2014 5:39 pm

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Bid: $1500
;)
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:02 pm

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abstain
oopsies! haha!

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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:22 pm

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abstain
Show
STRIKE HARD

STRIKE FAST

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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:44 pm

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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:47 pm

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Abstain!
In post 836, Lucky2u said:

Rule # 5h05: players should not attempt to use or manipulate the mod for any purpose.
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:31 pm

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abstain!
As the king of all cosmos remarked "is it really fun? or that it let's you forget yourself?"
aceofspades is the worst poster on site and anyone that hasn't got him on ignore is doing themselves a disservice ~N
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:25 pm

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Bid: $1,600
Sarcasm is just a way of saying how stupid you think someone is but in a more polite way.
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:03 am

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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:51 am

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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:50 am

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abstain
spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh spiffeh
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:46 am

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Ob-stain.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:47 am

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VOTE: ABSTAIN
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:22 am

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Bid: $1700
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:45 am

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Bid: $1,800
Sarcasm is just a way of saying how stupid you think someone is but in a more polite way.
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:06 am

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Bid: $2000
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:12 am

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is this where I tell you to swipe right

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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:38 am

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Sarcasm is just a way of saying how stupid you think someone is but in a more polite way.
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:43 pm

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And Desperado takes it for a mere $2000!

Setting the tone for the game, he now must choose a player to give this lovely restriction to. Preferably quickly. Just as soon as he does so, we can announce the next item up for bidding. Y'all starting to realize what you're in for?

I jest; this isn't so bad! Just that little itty bitty paragraph up above meets the requirements for Desperado's prize! And you thought we were evil. Just you wait...

Updated money-in-briefcase totals in the post announcing the next item up for auction.
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:46 pm

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Majiffy has received Desperado's sabotage!


Mayday! Mayday! Another sabotage will be coming in for a landing...somewhere...


Alphabet Soup


Our second item up for bid is...


Whiskey Tango Foxtrot:
All your posting must be done using the NATO alphabet! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet
Sample post: "India hotel alpha tango echo charlie alpha bravo delta."

We'll start the bidding at $1000.

Briefcase Totals:

zMuffinMan: $25,000
The Bulge: $25,000
Bins: $25,000
shos: $25,000
farside22: $25,000
notscience: $25,000
Who: $25,000
Formerfish: $25,000
Marquis: $25,000
Metal Sonic: $25,000
Desperado: $23,000
theaceofspades: $25,000
Majiffy: $25,000

Bidding ends in (expired on 2014-09-28 01:46:53)
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:52 pm

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Bid: $1000
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