Mini 1614: Cutthroat Kitchen Mafia (Game Over!)

[Majiffy]

GUESS WHAT THE LAZY BROWN FOX ISN'T READING?

ANY OF THAT TRIPE.

SORRY QUICKLY JUMPING DOG THING.

OVER.

[Who]

JULIETT
OSCAR
KILO
ECHO

[farside22]

DEAR LORD WHO POST TL'RD PLEASE.

JIFFY: THOUGHTS ON BULDGE?

FISH: WHY WAS BULGE BEFORE THE CLAIM MOMENT?

[farside22]

EDIT POST^

WHY WAS BULGE SCUM READ FISH?

[Medea the Alien]

Due to Bins being banned and Bulge taking a hiatus, I am contacting my replacement list for both slots. Due to the nature of the game I am pausing the deadline and leaving the thread locked until we are once again full. Any players with private topics may continue to talk freely there.

[Medea the Alien]

Deadline is frozen at 8 days, 21 hours from now. I'll round it to 9 days once we restart.

[Medea the Alien]

ForWhomTheJellyRolls replaces Bins.

I'm ForWhomTheJellyRolls, and in this kitchen I'll pay any tolls to jiggle things up for thee!

Searching for a replacement for The Bulge.

[Medea the Alien]

Flames682 replaces The Bulge. Thank you for bearing with us.

I'm Flames682, and I'm very accustomed to the heat, so bring it on!

[Medea the Alien]

Votecount 1-3

With 13 players alive, it will take 7 votes to lynch or no lynch.

Majiffy (1): Who
Who (1): Majiffy
Marquis (2): Flames682, ForWhomTheJellyRolls

Flames682 (5): theaceofspades, Marquis, Desperado, Formerfish, shos

Shos (1): notscience
zMuffinMan (1): farside22

Not Voting (2): zMuffinMan, Metal Sonic

Current Sabotages

Majiffy is under the effects of Alphabetcha you'll hate this

Spoiler:

Choose one player, that player must use every letter of the alphabet in every post, and no single letter words will count towards this total. (As in, "kill a guy" would not provide a player their "a" check)

Who is under the effects of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Spoiler:

All your posting must be done using the NATO alphabet! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet
Sample post: "India hotel alpha tango echo charlie alpha bravo delta."

Everyone except Shos is under the effects of Soup Opera.

Spoiler:

"Soup" Opera: DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN THEIR VOICES GET ALL SUPER LOUD DURING OPERAS? FOR THE REST OF THIS ROUND, YOU HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE RIGHT TO LOWERCASE LETTERS! EVERY OTHER PLAYER MUST USE ONLY CAPITOL LETTERS! ARE YOU EXCITED YET?!?

Deadline is (expired on 2014-10-10 21:02:22)

[Flames682]

HI GUYS. WHILE THE THREAD WAS LOCKED I DECIDED TO COMB OVER THE THREAD. INTERESTING HOW BULGE WENT TO L-1 BY MAKING A COMMENT OF THAT ALFA IS ALPHA.

[Flames682]

UNVOTE:
VOTE: THE BULGE

PLZ DIE

HOW HARD IS IT TO HIT THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD? THE ISSUE I AM HAVING IS NOT HITTING THE SHIFT KEY WHEN I NORMALLY WOULD. I AM DOWN TO SHEEP YOU ON THIS FOR NOW BRO

VOTE: BULGE

PEDIT: MOZZ DOESNT GO WELL WITH THE WINE WE ARE SERVING.

Lolz about motsartela

VOTE: THE BULGE
IT IS TRUE

VOTE: THE BULGE

EASY PEASY

I THINK THE MASS CAPS CAN HELP CABD EARN BACK HIS MONEY LIKE FROM FARSIDE



IS IT POSSIBLE EVER TO EARN MONEY IN THIS GAME? JUST WONDERING

EXPLAIN ALL OF THESE VOTES PLEASE.

[Formerfish]

I DIDNT LIKE THE FACT THAT HE TRIED TO POINT OUT WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS A RULES VIOLATION ON SOMEONE WHO HAS A RESTRICTION. THE MODS HAVE BEEN ALL OVER PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES, AND FOR HIM TO ASSUME THAT SOMEHOW BOTH MODS HAD MISSED THE FACT THAT WHO (THE PLAYER) WAS MISSPELLING ONE OF THE APPROVED WORDS FOR HIS COMMUNICATION SEEMED SCUMMY TO ME. WHY WOULD BULGE WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO LOSE MONEY BECAUSE OF A RULES VIOLATION? BECAUSE HE IS SCUM AND WANTS TOWN TO HAVE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF MONEY THEY CAN TO AVOID THEM WINNING ITEMS TO BE USED LATER.

[Desperado]

IT WAS ALSO AN IRRELEVANT COMMENT THAT DID NOTHING TO ADVANCE THE GAME. POSTING FOR THE SAKE OF POSTING IS SCUMMY

[Flames682]

SO YOU DECIDED TO PUT HIM AT L-1 WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION UNTIL QUESTIONED, BUT YOU'RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THEACEOFSPADES AND ZMUFFINMAN WHO HAVE ALSO BEEN POSTING FOR THE SAKE OF POSTING?

[ForWhomTheJellyRolls]

HI EVERYONE! ARE WE QUICK LYNCHING BULGE/FLAMES? IS THAT WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHO'S POSTS ARE A PAIN TO READ. JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY. BUT I TOTALLY AGREE IT'S NOT ALIGNMENT INDICATIVE FOR HIM TO BE POSTING A TON BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT AND A DEDICATED SCUM COULD ACTUALLY PROBABLY DO THAT ALL MANUALLY FOR DAYS AND DAYS.

IF I HAVE ANY READS AT ALL AT THIS POINT I THINK MAJIFFY IS DOING A LOT MORE COMPLAINING THAN ANYTHING ELSE, ZMUFFIN ISN'T DOING A WHOLE LOT THAT'S USEFUL EITHER.

I DON'T SEE BULGE'S POINTING OUT THE POST RESTRICTION AS ALIGNMENT INDICATIVE. I WAS KIND OF CURIOUS ABOUT "ALFA" VS. "ALPHA" AS I WAS READING THROUGH THIS THING.

MARQUIS IS TRYING TO HELP WITH COMMUNICATION BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT PEOPLE IN THIS GAME NOW. DO YOU HAVE ANY INKLING OF ANY READS MARQUIS?

PEDIT: A LOT OF FOLKS ARE DOING IRRELEVANT COMMENTS. IT'S KIND OF EARLY IN THE GAME FOR EVERY POST TO BE RELEVANT. HELL EVEN FRICKIN WHO DID SOMETHING IRRELEVANT. GREAT NOW I HAVE TO FRIKKEN FIND IT... IT WAS THE ONE ABOUT MASS EFFECT. 152 HE LITERALLY TALKS ABOUT GOING OFF TOPIC IN THAT POST.

[Formerfish]

SO YOU DECIDED TO PUT HIM AT L-1 WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION UNTIL QUESTIONED, BUT YOU'RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THEACEOFSPADES AND ZMUFFINMAN WHO HAVE ALSO BEEN POSTING FOR THE SAKE OF POSTING?

I DIDNT PUT HIM AT L-1. DESP DIDNT PUT HIM AT L-1. IF YOU ARE BUTT HURT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PRED TALK TO METAL, HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO PUSHED YOUR SLOT TO L-1. AND I SAID BEFORE THAT I DIDNT LIKE WHAT HE DID RE: ALFA V ALPHA, SO PLEASE DONT MISREP ME AGAIN. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE MISREP ME.

[Marquis]

EXCUSE ME

I'M PRETTY SURE I POINTED OUT THE ALFA THING BEFORE BULGE AND I'M TOWN

OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT OF IT

BUT YEAH

I'D SAY WANTING TO SEE SOME BLOODSHED/MONEYSHED ISN'T REALLY A SCUMTELL

[Flames682]

I DON'T REALLY CARE WHO PUT HIM AT L-1 I CARE THAT EVERYONE DECIDED TO GROW A WAGON ON BULGE AND NO ONE EXPLAINED THEIR VOTE AT ALL UNTIL QUESTIONED.

[Formerfish]

MARQUIS, YOU TYPED ALPHA BUT YOU NEVER BROUGHT ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU THOUGHT WHO WAS USING THE WRONG WORD. BULGE WAS LIKE THE KID POINTING OUT EVERYONES MISTAKES IN CLASS SO THEY WOULD GET IN TROUBLE.

[Formerfish]

I DON'T REALLY CARE WHO PUT HIM AT L-1 I CARE THAT EVERYONE DECIDED TO GROW A WAGON ON BULGE AND NO ONE EXPLAINED THEIR VOTE AT ALL UNTIL QUESTIONED.

YOU SHOULD CARE, IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE. AND I WILL SAY AGAIN, I EXPRESSED MY DISPLEASURE IN BULGE RIGHT AFTER HE DID WHAT I FOUND TO BE DISPLEASING, SO STOP TALKING OUT OF THAT STRETCHED OUT SPHINCTER OF YOURS AND GET A HANDLE ON THINGS.

[Flames682]

STOP SHOWING OFF WITH YOUR LITTLE LETTERS. YOU THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL, BUT YOU ARE MISTAKEN. YOU ARE NOT A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE.

WE SHOULD LYNCH BULGE. THAT FAKE ASS TOWN SHIT WONT FLY WITH ME.

FAKE-ASS. AND HOW IS METALS NOT AS BAD AS SHOS NONEXISTENT ONE?

THIS ISN'T EXACTLY AN EXPLANATION.

[Flames682]

AND YES I AM WAITING FOR METAL TO RESPOND AS WELL AS SHOS.

[Formerfish]

BULGE, WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO POINT OUT "ALFA"? DO YOU WANT HIM TO BE DOCKED MONEY FOR SOME REASON? IT SEEMS LIKE THE MODS HAVE BEEN PRETTY ON TOP OF PEOPLE NOT ABIDING BY THEIR RESTRICTIONS, DO YOU THINK THAT THEY WOULD HAVE MISSED A MISSPELLING OF ONE OF THE ACCEPTABLE WORDS MULTIPLE TIMES?

P-EDIT: YOU REALLY THINK ALL CAPS IS HARD?

ITS STRANGE, ITS ALMOST LIKE YOU HAD TO LOOK BACK A PAGE TO FIND WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. OR JUST ISO ME AND LOOK AT ALL 15 POSTS TO SEE YOU ARE WRONG.

[zMuffinMan]

VOTE: FARSIDE

[Metal Sonic]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO