UnCouTh mAfia - [UnCouTh eNding]

[Serene2]

OH CRAP, FAKEGOD, WE FORGOT TO FEED THE PRISONERS YESTERDAY! DOES CANDI STILL HAVE THAT BOX OF EX-LAX GRANOLA BARS?

Ever since the R&D Division of the BadaBing industries closed down in 2010, there seems to be numerous wacky nutjobs on the streets selling all kinds of weird chemical compounds. Was there always an one-eyed hobo named Cookie living under the docking bridge? He has a toothless grin, and he has the key to the closed warehouse the girls visit once a week.

It also may explain where Candi got all these chocolate though. She says she got them for free yesterday. She and the girls will be feeding the guests momentarily.

[T S O]

Vote: TierShift

Foul creature, your heart as black as Baron Happlebap's, your arrogance almost an equal to Baron Happlebap's, and your manhood probably only twice as large as Baron Happlebap's, taste the sweet release of death as Baron Happlebap's eldest child did when Baron Happlebap stabbed him in the back during the last Great War.

My cellphone continually corrects this word to Bapplehap - I'm afraid you'll have to use that from now on, or I will be deeply displeased with you, my trusted friend.

Bapplehap is my father's name, and a name that holds with it much glory and honor, and it brings joy to my heart that your cellphone would purge Baron Happlebap's cursed and inferior name from existence, even if in doing so it denotes me from a Duke to a lowly Baron. What miraculous piece of technology do you have that can separate the wheat from the chaff so instantaneously?

Oh, you mean my cellphone? A wonderful piece. Vintage Nokia, though colloquially known as "the brick". Its outside shell is relatively close to corrugated iron.

[Bookitty]

@TSO: Your postings make me feel like when the ice cream falls off and I'm left with a cone dripping on my new taffeta dress.

Empty.

[T S O]

I can't talk to you for long, busy Instagramming on my cellphone - but what, pray tell, is there to talk about? I'm doing my best to interact with people.

[Bookitty]

VOTECOUNT
F-16_Fighting_Falcon (4): BRantz, Bookitty, Nobody Special, ika
Nachomamma8 (4): fferyllt, TierShift, F-16_Fighting_Falcon, Katsuki
AngryPidgeon (2): SleepyKrew, Nachomamma8,
TierShift (1): Espeonage
Katsuki (1): AngryPidgeon
T S O (1): beastcharizard
ika (1): ChannelDelibird,

There's AngryPidgeon squab still dripping on the tablecloth, there's a delicious Falcon being steamed up and spattering on the stove and there is Katsuki trying to dump Nachos on the floor.

It's practically a food fight. Why aren't you talking about any of that?

[fferyllt]

@Mod I haven't voted Nacho.

I have a whole pitcher of beer and a box of roasted peanuts to work through befrore I put down a vote.

[Serene2]

If you quote someone else's vote often enough, I see double and start counting it. Thank you for pointing out my mistake. *SLAP*

Muffin replaces PeregrineV who hasn't picked up his role PM in >72hours, thereby restoring my faith in PeregrineV, only to lose which I once had in Muffin.

[notscience]

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=59140

I swear to god that if this town falls for yet another obviously horseshit daycop gambit than you are all dumber than Baron Happlebap, and he my friends is dumber than sandals and shorts in a cold arctic winter.

Someone here was fighting the gambit the whole time and someone else here told that first someone to go along with it

God, I'm dwelling more in the past than Rebecca Black. Except my one time hit was ignored and not a pariah.

[Muffin]

Read up over your shoulder, notscience.

[Muffin]

ebwop: Reading up

[Serene2]

Unfortunately, PeregrineV never regained consciousness from his transport to this basement. Since it would be impolite to allow you people to murder an unconscious man, we are removing his limp form from this basement. Fortunately we have a handful of lowlife degenerates who can replace any of you at a moment's notice. Please continue playing your little game. Be sure to show him whichever corner you bunch have designated for bathroom facilities. You only get one corner of the room for that, I'm not mopping any more than necessary.

Muffin replaces PeregrineV, effective immediately. Game on!

[TierShift]

To all the people not voting Nobody Special: I offer you a choice between doing that or going to a nice forced labour camp in Siberia!
Seriously, do vote NS.

[Muffin]

To all the people not voting Nobody Special: I offer you a choice between doing that or going to a nice forced labour camp in Siberia!
Seriously, do vote NS.

Because he didn't buy Katsuki's obvious gambit? Or because other reasons?

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[Katsuki]

I don't want to end up with runny egg all over my face, so:

Is Katsuki known for being a gambitty player? How likely is it that Kat is faking this?

I think we are out of RVS now, so I wouldn't consider it as an RVS joke.

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[BRantz]

To all the people not voting Nobody Special: I offer you a choice between doing that or going to a nice forced labour camp in Siberia!
Seriously, do vote NS.

You need to take a xanax don't you? You seem much to worried that people follow you.

Though I feel like you have only ever commanded people to follow and never given reasons why. Seems like its time for a coup here.

VOTE: Tiershift

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I'm writing this on my cellphone, but I don't see why you think so.

[TierShift]

I will hang those voting me from the Ryugyong Hotel.

[AngryPidgeon]

Hey guys. I overcommitted on games and am paying the price right now. Put me V/La for 3 days. That will give me time to get back from vacation so I can find time and read up. you know when you go to a buffet and after 6 plates of food your stomach is asking you why you ate 6? Like that.

[Serene2]

VOTECOUNT

F-16_Fighting_Falcon (3): Bookitty, Nobody Special, ika
Nachomamma8 (3): F-16_Fighting_Falcon, Katsuki
AngryPidgeon (2): SleepyKrew, Nachomamma8,
TierShift (1): Espeonage, BRantz
Katsuki (1): AngryPidgeon
T S O (1): beastcharizard
ika (1): ChannelDelibird
Nobody Special (1): TierShift

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I want blink tags for these infractions.

[Espeonage]

"hahahaha"
Look at all those noob people with their noob faces getting infractions.

I actually do think TS is a scumdog.

Kats need to either explicitly state that she really is daycop, or stop being an ugly anti town.

[beastcharizard]

Am I the only one that doesn't know like anyone's restriction?

@Mod:

Is there a punishment for false reporting someone not doing their post restriction?

>>>Funny you should ask. We have exquisite punishments here for pretty much everything you can imagine, but we have none for that on account of bureaucratic oversight. -Serene2<<<

Noobs have a funny smell. Kind of like a mix between farts and that awkward scented febreeze. It is a unique smell that you won't find anywhere else but the bathroom and yet it is kind of nastalgic and I get this strange joy from smelling it.

TSO still smells like scum though.

[Nobody Special]

Has anyone seen my WEDDING PLANNER?? She was JUST HERE a minute ago! I cannot FUNCTION like this!


I think Tier, with the hardcore tunneling, is surely scum. (Not that it matters, I have a wedding to put together with NO WEDDING PLANNER!)

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Vote: TierShift

[notscience]

INFRACTIONS
Katsuki 2/3
F-16_Fighting_Falcon 1/3
Muffin 1/3

Looks like we got ourselves a bunch of fledgling Michael Vick's over here!

Jail will fit you marvelous, darlings

Shoulda followed the rules!

[TierShift]

Good, good, let those votes flow through you!

I mean: what in the world are you doing attacking your Supreme Leader, do you want to ever see your wife and kids again?

I voted NS because he sounded fake. You either believe the daycop or not. You don't wait for other people's opinions to determine if it's real.
So, NS, why did you need other opinions in 92.

I was urging others to vote for NS because it's the first alignment-indicative thing I've seen here. Usually I pick up on more in 6 pages, but with all the PR's, I'm having a hard time discerning alignments. I don't understand why no one is following me on NS and instead I'm being attacked for tunnelling. I'm mostly looking towards you here, espeonage. I don't really care about brantz or NS, but I don't understand you in particular. You avoided engaging me earlier in the game, so I hope you'll do so now.