UnCouTh mAfia - [UnCouTh eNding]

[fferyllt]

AP, it's about damn time you contributed some potato chips or a 6 pack or something to this game.

[Nobody Special]

Tell me which eyeshadow color you think goes best with my dress! And HURRY! I've got too much to do, and never enough time to do it in!!!


I totally do not understand the lack of communication between BooKitty and F-16. It's like they're speaking different languages.

Boo, what are you trying to get out of that?

[T S O]

VOTE: AngryPidgeon

stop lurking you cunt thank you very much

My cellphone was robbed.

[Serene2]

VOTECOUNT

TierShift (2): BRantz, Nobody Special
Nachomamma8 (2): F-16_Fighting_Falcon, Katsuki
ika (2): ChannelDelibird, Bookitty
beastcharizard (2): notscience, AngryPidgeon
AngryPidgeon (2): Nachomamma8 , T S O
Nobody Special (1): TierShift
F-16_Fighting_Falcon (1): ika, Muffin
notscience (1): beastcharizard

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Sorry guys, the exterminator can't tell millipedes from centipedes. We going to have to gas against centipedes eventually, but in the meantime we have brought in another expert.

[SleepyKrew]

dodge that prod like a monkey dodging poo when the humans retaliate

[fferyllt]

Spoiler: convo in question

Your toe jam is all over my meta sandwich, and it's lip "schmack"ing good.

"hahahaha"
Look at all those noob people with their noob faces getting infractions.

I actually do think TS is a scumdog.

Kats need to either explicitly state that she really is daycop, or stop being an ugly anti town.

Explain.

I have beer and pretzels.

You have my undivided attention.

I have seen him as scum and town.

At the start of the game,
I have seen him do this play as scum. I have not seem him do this play as town.

It's like a tonal thing, like how loud farts smell less than the "fffffffffffffffff" sleeper farts that rank up entire houses and leave skid marks.

Espeonage, it could be the pregame tailgate party keg getting to me but I don't think so.

IIRC you hate the use of meta in mafia.

You're arguing a meta case for Tier-scum.

Your toe jam is all over my meta sandwich, and it's lip "schmack"ing good.

Your toe jam is all over my meta sandwich, and it's lip "schmack"ing good.

"hahahaha"
Look at all those noob people with their noob faces getting infractions.

I actually do think TS is a scumdog.

Kats need to either explicitly state that she really is daycop, or stop being an ugly anti town.

Explain.

I have beer and pretzels.

You have my undivided attention.

I have seen him as scum and town.

At the start of the game,
I have seen him do this play as scum. I have not seem him do this play as town.

It's like a tonal thing, like how loud farts smell less than the "fffffffffffffffff" sleeper farts that rank up entire houses and leave skid marks.

Unvote

Everyone's got their serious faces on.
But that makes their deformities look more hilarious.

Don't mind the "patter" noise. It's just me lurking.

Espeonage, instead of addressing my question about you stating meta was your reason for scumreading Tier, you laughed it off with something about everyone being too serious face.

I'd like you to address it. I'll order some buffalo wings and another pitcher while I wait.

[Bookitty]

@Falcon: I'm thinking over your claimed motivation and reasoning for the Nacho push while I try to remove smeared peanut butter from my hair by applying chewing gum. That should work, since it works the other way, right?

What do you think of the timing of Katsuki's purported daycop result on Nacho?

It seems to me like your reads are very fluid at minimum (people are suspicious for townreading Ffery, but you townread Ffery; people are suspicious for voting Ika, but you're expressing suspicion there; Brantz does pretty much exactly what you did, but you're questioning him with reverse logic to what you yourself used). I'm trying to understand your thought process because it seemed to me you had some kind of definite read on just about everyone. Are your reads in a constant state of flux right now?

[Bookitty]

At the risk of ruining Nobody Special's reception by sitting on the three-tier wedding cake, I'm going to say I buy the idea of the Nacho push as an RVS reaction test. It went well beyond a simple RVS vote though imo.

@Nacho: I'm soft-defending you here. Come tell me how scummy I am! Or... anything, really. I'm not picky, as evidenced by the wide variety of food stains adorning my Sunday-go-to-wedding best!

[AngryPidgeon]

I'll post tomorrow when I can stomach this game

[Serene2]

VOTECOUNT

TierShift (2): BRantz, Nobody Special
Nachomamma8 (2): F-16_Fighting_Falcon, Katsuki
ika (2): ChannelDelibird, Bookitty
beastcharizard (2): notscience, AngryPidgeon
AngryPidgeon (2): Nachomamma8 , T S O
Nobody Special (1): TierShift
F-16_Fighting_Falcon (1): ika, Muffin
notscience (1): beastcharizard

INFRACTIONS

Katsuki 2/3
F-16_Fighting_Falcon 2/3
Muffin 1/3

Candi came down to say hi.


SleepyKrew was re-tasered. THERE WILL BE NO SUCH THING AS A NAKED PROD DODGE IN THIS GAME.

[T S O]

I really want Katsuki to accidentally infract and die so I can record it on my cellphone.

[SleepyKrew]

I learned something about the rules of this game! I am promising content later today. You should vote me if I don't uphold this promise. Look at the game content in this post. I present it to you, as a baboon presents its bottom!

[AngryPidgeon]

I like his disappointment with the AP wagon dying

You would

Muffin showed out of the searing blue to vote me because apparently he talked to my IRL girlfriend!

What.

I think ffery might be town. Ffery, do you have an F16 read? I have mixed emotions there.

AP, it's about damn time you contributed some potato chips or a 6 pack or something to this game.

Sorry :/ I don't have enough stomach acid to be consuming so many games at once.

I can tell that Im not going to get anywhere in this game unless I run several ISOs. Im somewhat occupied right now, but I should be home and will run some ISOs later. What is your current opinion on CDB? If you could skim his posts while halftime is happening and let me know how they feel, that'd be appreciated.

[AngryPidgeon]

Scratch that, upon ISO of CDB, it took me about ~10 seconds to realize I think hes likely town and a full read is not likely to affect that initial opinion.

I will find you, you fowl bile monsters! I will scumhunt you!!!...later tonight.

Ika votes are understandable. I agree with the points on him, but I always think its somewhat lame to lynch someone solely because they are lurking.

[fferyllt]

I like his disappointment with the AP wagon dying

You would

Muffin showed out of the searing blue to vote me because apparently he talked to my IRL girlfriend!

What.

I think ffery might be town. Ffery, do you have an F16 read? I have mixed emotions there.

AP, it's about damn time you contributed some potato chips or a 6 pack or something to this game.

Sorry :/ I don't have enough stomach acid to be consuming so many games at once.

I can tell that Im not going to get anywhere in this game unless I run several ISOs. Im somewhat occupied right now, but I should be home and will run some ISOs later. What is your current opinion on CDB? If you could skim his posts while halftime is happening and let me know how they feel, that'd be appreciated.

I didn't like that he preempted any concerns I may have or develop as "inevitable paranoia". I liked some of bookittiy's questions to him. His confidence in calling me town also gives me some concerns about backfields in motion or something.

But, I also have concerns about my ability to read him atm, so meh.

Also, you thinking maybe I'm town on the basis of sparse (for me) data in a slow-moving game bothers me a little, but also meh. That bowl will probably be down to nothing but salty crumbs before I'm comfortable.

CDB's given me nothing but townfeels.

[AngryPidgeon]

Real talk, I stepped away from my laptop for a second and my first thought was "Ugh what if Im wrong about ffery" which quickly evolved into "ffery and f16 could totally be scum together, that might explain why shes so calm or something".

The Espeonage stuff is meh to me. I know I always talk about how much I hate meta yet I still do selectively use it when I want to. I generally don't make actual cases out of it, but eh. I am pretty much null-reading him at the moment, would be more concerned if you flipped scum honestly.

My beast vote is feeling stale but I havent really figured where I want to vote, so .

TSO is a likely target I suppose. Brantz needs more prodding to be sure. Im pursing my lips in his general direction.

[T S O]

TSO is a likely target I suppose.

I'm townreading him based on his good looks and taste in cellphone decor - why exactly are you not doing the same?

[AngryPidgeon]

I dunno. Why do you think Ika is an easy mislynch? Do you actually think hes town here?

I find that difficult to stomach.

[T S O]

I haven't yet seen any legitimate reason to think he's scum.

His current lurking after pressure, yeah, but the pressure itself still has no basis.

[T S O]

And as well as that, my cellphone tells me that it's getting rather chilly in here.

[Serene2]

[The basement door opens, and one of the Serenes stomps furiously down the stairs wearing a gimp mask and tuxedo.]

"Finally! I knew you sort couldn't adhere to the rules of a simple game. It's impolite! Uncouth, even! And... frankly, not unexpected. One of you has managed to alienate even this bunch. Your snobbishness has cost you this time, and I for one couldn't be happier."

[Gimp Tuxedo Serene takes out his walkie-talkie.]

"Send down the Reverend."

[The other two Serenes descend stairs. One wears a fancy ballgown with a ski-mask, the other wears a rubber mask and button-down shirt. The Reverend Insincere follows behind them, a small black book in his hand.]

"That's the one," says Gimp Tuxedo Serene, pointing to one of the prisoners... errr... players.

[Reverend Insincere begins reading from the small black book.]

"The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ and the love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all. God, the Father of mercies, through the death and reconciliation of his Son
has reconciled the world to himself and sent the Holy Spirit among us for the forgiveness of sins; through the ministry of the Church may God give you pardon and peace, and I absolve you from your sins---"

*BAM*

[A gunshot rings out, Gimp Mask Tuxedo is holding a 9mm, which he has just fired into the head of F-16_Fighting_Falcon. He shudders pleasurably a little in an incredibly creepy way before regaining his composure.]

"Right," says Gimp Mask Tuxedo, "That's enough pagentry. Deliver the eulogy, Reverend.

[Reverend Insincere sighs, muttering before continuing.]

"Today we're joined in the loss of Beelzebub. Also known as Lucifer, The Devil, Old Scratch, the Prince of the Power of the Air, the Father of Lies, Abaddon, and so on. You did today what God spent the entire 6000 years of the universe's existence trying to do: You killed Satan. I daresay you've even created a world without evil. Except... well, we already know that the Mafia team has a few members surviving. They're evil. I guess what I'm saying is that thanks to the death of Beelzebub, the rest of the Mafia team is now the supreme evil on Earth. Good job, you guys. Really."

[Reverend Insincere shakes his head, leaving the basement. The three Serenes do a joyous dance around the corpse of the Fallen One, before stuffing him into a too-small potato sack and leaving the basement with his mouldering corpse.]

F-16_Fighting_Falcon, "Beelzebub," Mafia Goon has been MODKILLED, execution style.

Day 1 continues, no votes are reset.

[Serene2]

F-16_Fighting Falcon's blood is still warm on the floor. Please resist the urge to drink it, you heathens.

VOTECOUNT

TierShift (2): BRantz, Nobody Special
ika (2): ChannelDelibird, Bookitty
beastcharizard (2): notscience, AngryPidgeon
AngryPidgeon (2): Nachomamma8 , T S O
Nobody Special (1): TierShift
Nachomamma8 (1): Katsuki
notscience (1): beastcharizard

INFRACTIONS

Katsuki 2/3
Muffin 1/3

[T S O]

That was me, you fuckers.

Cellphones are supah cool.

[fferyllt]

Not that my bookitty read needed much strengthening, but that's one high %abv keg of stout right there.

So, AP.

[T S O]

I am typing this on my cellphone:

Dear people who were not townreading me:

Suck my fucking dick.

Love, TSO