UnCouTh mAfia - [UnCouTh eNding]

[AngryPidgeon]

Cab should read cdb. My lips are so chapped I can't speak straight!

[Bookitty]

After a celebratory evening of paying reparations and dry cleaning bills for all the oyster and escargot-bespattered individuals I harmed during my unforgivable rampage, I have some thoughts.

Bookitty: What makes/made you nervous about talking to tier 65?

I was referring to his post restriction and my known status as a sympathiser with South Korea or, at a minimum, South Korean kalbi barbecue. It's not serious. I think Tiershift is likely town.

I believe TSO is absolutely telling the truth about his responsibility for tossing F-16 out of the game like a chef tossing a pizza crust into the air and onto the floor where a mafioso slips on it and gets gooey dough all over his shoe.

F-16 had only two violations prior to his summary execution; this means that TSO identified at least one and probably two more that hadn't been caught previously. TSO can be town too for this; there's no way scum would give up their buddy to a modkill imo.

I'm still happy with my ika vote given what looks to me like deliberately ignoring this game.

[Serene2]

Still trying to bribe somebody to replace Katsuki. This degenerate deprived us of the pleasure modkilling him. UNFORGIVABLE.

VOTECOUNT

ika (2): ChannelDelibird, Bookitty
beastcharizard (2): notscience, AngryPidgeon
AngryPidgeon (2): Nachomamma8 , T S O
Nachomamma8 (2): Katsuki, Muffin
espeonage (1): BRantz
Nobody Special (1): TierShift
notscience (1): beastcharizard
TierShift (1): Nobody Special

INFRACTIONS

Katsuki's future replacement 2/3
Muffin 1/3

[Serene2]

Metal Sonic is tumbling down the stairs head over feet.

We'll come back later with BBQ pulled rat sandwiches, after we fumigate for pubic crabs upstairs with enough pesticides to kill everyone in Rhode Island.

[Metal Sonic]

hi everyone.

when i saw my role pm i immediately shoved a finger up my butt and sucked it


cause this is going to suck

[Metal Sonic]

pubic crabs

i swear i thought this was public crabs



pubic crabs, holy shit, i have those

[Metal Sonic]

oh my balls, f-16 was SCUM and he GOT MODKILLED


HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING NOW I HAVE HIS SCUM META

[Metal Sonic]

oh, muffin isn't muffinman. oh. interesting.



also, did you know that i eat shit muffins?

[Nachomamma8]

For once in my life I have a spare moment and access to a laptop, so I will be spewing out content like Baron Happlebap spewed out his lunch and breakfast when I sucker punched him in the gut!

[Nachomamma8]

Ffery seems off, like an alcoholic whose liver is failing.

These early interactions with ffery seem overplayed and it breaks my heart to see you go through the same song and dance once again. Are you aware that this is exactly like every opening you've had with ffery ever, or am I completely incorrect in my assumption?

Wait is it me or AP that gets it on like Donkey Kong with a bong with my cousins?

Hi SleepyKrew! Why haven't you been interacting with me or any of the people who can read me about a read on me? I was sort of hoping I would get a special reachout considering the whole we're living together thing, but apparently I'm not blessed enough for that sort of interaction? I feel as dejected as Baron Happlebap did when his wife left him for me :/

Why not comment on my red hot blazing posts so far, Nacho?

Your intentions have been about as obvious as Baron Happlebap's when he sneaks into a kindergarten playground, so while I have been vaguely amused by your posting, I haven't yet been impressed.

Will it impress you if I proxy my vote to you for the first third of D1?

BTW, pointing out the obvious because I love to do so as much (or else why would I point out Baron Happlebap's flaws as much as I have?): this interaction with F-16 kind of makes me hilariously town, considering he made a push on me, asked if I was townreading him, then switched tactics (twice!). If anyone disagrees with me, I'd love to know why!

Why not comment on my red hot blazing posts so far, Nacho?

Your intentions have been about as obvious as Baron Happlebap's when he sneaks into a kindergarten playground, so while I have been vaguely amused by your posting, I haven't yet been impressed.

Will it impress you if I proxy my vote to you for the first third of D1?

You are crumbling in your convictions already, aren't you? How can I follow such a flippant leader into the fray?

VOTE: F-16_Fighting_Falcon

Early Brantz/Bookitty (not pictured, but still aware of role) pushes against Falcon seem good. It's a small tell, of course, but Falcon almost would have certainly discussed this push in the Mafia QT in pregame and I don't think they'd cut him down immediately if it was something they all discussed. Votes after this get less towncred because it's a quickly forming wagon and maybe scum decide to jump on the wagon to fit in?

[Metal Sonic]

hi nacho why did you ignore me like i ignore my uncleaned buttocks after i took a dump

[Metal Sonic]

at least say 'hi'



well, okay fine i'll go sleep in my poo while you slowly catch up

[Nachomamma8]

Because I haven't gotten to the point where you've posted yet, my sweet rose.
It's not like I ignore people I dislike! I haven't ignored Baron Happlebap in the past 25 years despite him continuing to be a massive douche and a horrible polo player for all 25 of those years, so!

[fferyllt]

BTW, pointing out the obvious because I love to do so as much (or else why would I point out Baron Happlebap's flaws as much as I have?): this interaction with F-16 kind of makes me hilariously town, considering he made a push on me, asked if I was townreading him, then switched tactics (twice!). If anyone disagrees with me, I'd love to know why!

>>>INFRACTION

[fferyllt]

That post is a little over-salted, Nacho. I really shouldn't be drinking beer at this time of morning. I think you're going to have to explain that a little more thoroughly.

[Nachomamma8]

@Nacho: I'm soft-defending you here. Come tell me how scummy I am! Or... anything, really. I'm not picky, as evidenced by the wide variety of food stains adorning my Sunday-go-to-wedding best!

I actually think you're pretty town!
Sorry to disappoint, but if you were trying to tease out my aggressive side maybe we could go egg Baron Happlebap's house together??? I enjoy asserting my dominance over him while dressing in halloween costumes and pretending to be 13!

[Nachomamma8]

That post is a little over-salted, Nacho. I really shouldn't be drinking beer at this time of morning. I think you're going to have to explain that a little more thoroughly.

Shouldn't be drinking beer at this time of morning, ffery? Are you feeling okay, or are you joining Baron Happlebap in an endless spiral of despair and depression?

I think a majority of F-16's game was played around appealing to me. Starting the game out with an RVS push on me was geared to get me to townread him because of my softspot for people who are attacking me, then he seeks approval to see if I'm townreading him yet, and then when I'm not, he changes tactics. Do you think that's likely scum theatre?

[Nachomamma8]

That was me, you fuckers.

Cellphones are supah cool.

holy shit

Not that my bookitty read needed much strengthening, but that's one high %abv keg of stout right there.

So, AP.

holy shit

such a wonderful world is the world we live in where i can shit my pants twice and still be a better man than that incompetent fuck Baron Happlebap!

[fferyllt]

That post is a little over-salted, Nacho. I really shouldn't be drinking beer at this time of morning. I think you're going to have to explain that a little more thoroughly.

Shouldn't be drinking beer at this time of morning, ffery? Are you feeling okay, or are you joining Baron Happlebap in an endless spiral of despair and depression?

Cuts the salt. And the hype about the Superbowl half time show is pretty exciting, so! But in keeping with the time of day I'll switch to imperial chocolate coffee stout.

I think a majority of F-16's game was played around appealing to me. Starting the game out with an RVS push on me was geared to get me to townread him because of my softspot for people who are attacking me, then he seeks approval to see if I'm townreading him yet, and then when I'm not, he changes tactics. Do you think that's likely scum theatre?

Maybe you're sitting in a skybox then, and can see his play from a different vantage. I didn't get a you-him buddy feel from his play, but I feel like "hilariously town" is a bit of an overstatement. To me, it looked like he was parodying scummy play. :/

[Nachomamma8]

I learned something about the rules of this game! I am promising content later today. You should vote me if I don't uphold this promise. Look at the game content in this post. I present it to you, as a baboon presents its bottom!

Vote: SleepyKrew

We were young souls on the junk-yard (young souls refers to me and Baron Happlebap as children, we played in a junkyard because his family was too poor to live anywhere else and he was too creepy to be allowed in my neighborhood and i didn't see why everyone hated him as much as they did).

I have a townread on TSO for killing F-16. Yes, it's possible TSO stabbed his scum partner in the back in order to be an absolutely massive douche but F-16 was putting a lot of effort in the game and even if there's a possibility (would you have noticed he missed two infractions and killed him as a result? i wouldn't have), it's not a possibility I care about because it's not particularly large and thinking about that possibility is just sort of dumb. Like maybe if TSO's a useless fuck for the rest of the game and follows obvious wagons maybe this townread will erode somewhat but the whole "everyone who wasn't townreading me, suck my dick" after killing tryhard scum screams town and you're deluding yourself if you're not aware of that fact (@AP ).

Now we are stunned minds full of junk-goods (stunned minds refers to surprise at the discovery that our minds worked so completely, this happens to be around the time Baron Happlebap and I joined the basketball team. junk-goods refer both to the endless junk that Baron Happlebap shoveled down his throat (physical junk) as well as the propaganda (mental junk) he shoved down my throat.

I have a townread to survive the ages on Bookitty: her interactions with F-16 seem very very very town: she was the only one who pushed deeper when F-16 offered his obvious retort as to why he had the seemingly mutual exclusive opinions/ways to deal with me, and he appealed to her in one of his later posts when he said "but what are the scum motivations to my push?", which seems to me a clear attempt to get her to see him in a different life. I understand this read might be weird to a large majority of people thanks to it being meta interactions (which is ewwww), but this is one of those reads backed by my heart and my soul and is very unlikely to be going anywhere soon since I trust those motherfuckers.

But I feel your heartbeat just like mine (this statement refers to that odd sense of brotherhood Baron Happlebap and I felt the entire time, even though we were so different and even though his morals were so reprehensible and opposite to mine, we were still both humans and we still shared similarities with one another.)

I think these are my only two strong strong townreads :/

[Nobody Special]

Who was dancing on my wedding buffet table?? WAS IT YOU, BOOKITTY?? Now I have to FIND ANOTHER CATERER to serve the wedding rehearsal dinner! AAAAAAGGGHH!!


Also, Nacho is very solidly town to me. Sadly, I cannot say why.

TSO is also town; it's ludicrous to think scum would modkill a fellow-scum.

ffery seems townish; I don't have a lot of recent experience, so. P-Edit: Why are you doubting town!Nacho? This seems fishy to me.

Brantz feels town for the wall (much for reasons already stated by someone).


Unrelated:

hoping I would get a special reachout considering the whole we're living together thing

Well, at least

someone

answered me.

[fferyllt]

ffery seems townish; I don't have a lot of recent experience, so. P-Edit: Why are you doubting town!Nacho? This seems fishy to me.

You're marking my field position about 30 yards from where the ball hit the ground. Why?

[Nobody Special]

Not only do I need a caterer, now I also have to find a new officiant! My pastor ran away screaming at the sight of BooKitty dancing in the oysters!


Sorry, do you think I'm misrepresenting you? Do you or don't you doubt Nachotown?

[AngryPidgeon]

Is not science still in this game or did his lover finally give out?

>>>INFRACTION

[AngryPidgeon]

Errr liver* lol. I knew his liver was weak and all.