UnCouTh mAfia - [UnCouTh eNding]

[Metal Sonic]

i will shit on all your lunches

[Bookitty]

Some bad news: I accidentally dumped the cranberry chutney on the floor on the way in. Good news: I was able to scrape most of it out of the carpet and back into the bowl, so we still have chutney! It's going to leave a nasty stain, though.

Ika votes are understandable. I agree with the points on him, but I always think its somewhat lame to lynch someone solely because they are lurking.

To TSO:

I dunno. Why do you think Ika is an easy mislynch? Do you actually think hes town here?

I find that difficult to stomach.

What were the points on Ika apart from his lurking? Would it be lame to lynch scum for lurking?

F-16 accounted for much of the discussion during the early days of the game.

Sorry ffery, just read up and I still feel like Im hungover or something. I guess I have a few townreads.

So at this point you've "read up." Why wouldn't you discuss the major topic of discussion at this point? How could you have derived your claimed townread on me without discussing my interactions with F-16? What did you base that townread on, anyway?

Oh, and sorry about dropping my lunch plate and its contents "accidentally." I really didn't want any, though.

[T S O]

My cellphone is constantly distracting me these days.

NS's catch-up looks alright from a skim, will read it in detail and answer Boo later.

[Bookitty]

Actually, that particular splatter of cranberry chutney was aimed at the greasy squab, not at you, TSO.

I meant to indicate that AP was asking you that question. This is as embarrassing as the time I spilled ketchup all over my t-shirt and people reported it to the police as a suspected stabbing.

[AngryPidgeon]

What were the points on Ika apart from his lurking? Would it be lame to lynch scum for lurking?

I don't recall reading any good points against ika. I remember people saying that him lurking is uncharacteristic of him (which I loosely agree with). I don't think that is a reliable tell though, and I haven't seen anything from ika that gives me a read on him either way so far. I guess I would lean very slightly scum, but that would be a purely meta-activity read which is the worst type of read!

Yes? Lynching ika is basically a crapshoot in my eyes. He could be scum. If quicklynched him before his next post and he flipped scum, I'd be ok with it, but it would be a bittersweet things cause I'd feel that we lucked out rather than actually accomplished something. I'd rather see more from the slot, but that may or may not happen anyhow. Would I vote ika Today? If it were a choice between him and someone I thought was town, then absolutely.

So at this point you've "read up." Why wouldn't you discuss the major topic of discussion at this point? How could you have derived your claimed townread on me without discussing my interactions with F-16? What did you base that townread on, anyway?

The major topic of discussion was what? F16? I don't really see anything in the page before that merited attention from me necessarily. Muffin voted him and ffery waffled on him. And don't put 'read up' in quotes, you snarky douche. Leave such bile to Baron Happlebap who routinely undermines the things I have to say.

I have mixed emotions there.

I'd like to further talk about this because it seems that at least a couple people are reading way more into it than they should. Do you know what emotions are? You see when I read F16's posts I got some gut townfeels and some gut scumfeels and I wanted to talk about him more. Its why I asked ffery about him. If I had an actual F16 read, or good reason to think anything wither way at that point, my sole comment wouldn't have been simultaneously talking about emotions which I can't logically explain to you nor about the fact that they were conflicting emotions.

I can't believe people actually find this post of mine interesting. Unless you want to argue that I was dodging around having to put a read on him, which I might actually buy, but none of you are even saying that! Just sort of saying that my read on F16 was unsubstantiated...when there wasn't one other than "F16 is a person of interest to me, lets look at him more".

[Bookitty]

@AngryPidgeon:

If you were having emotions, mixed or otherwise, why weren't you spewing them out like chocolate milk from the nose of a laughing child? I did make that very point against you before. You can ignore it all you like, but it's just as obvious as the gravy stain all over your tie.

Any special reason you didn't mention Falcon at all until Post 237? I don't mean you didn't attack him. I mean it was like Falcon wasn't even in the game at all from your posting. That despite the fact that he still has the third most posts in this game.

If you don't recall reading any good points against ika, then why would you say this?

Ika votes are understandable.

I agree with the points on him,

but I always think its somewhat lame to lynch someone solely because they are lurking.

You agree with points that don't exist? I think you stepped in the mince pie this time.

Also, why are you sucking up to Nacho in this particular way? It makes me feel uncomfortable, like when people have unidentified white stains on their clothes and then they say, "Don't worry, it's egg white!" Yeah. Sure it is.

[AngryPidgeon]

Any special reason you didn't mention Falcon at all until Post 237? I don't mean you didn't attack him. I mean it was like Falcon wasn't even in the game at all from your posting. That despite the fact that he still has the third most posts in this game.

Lol, look at this garbage. No I didn't mention falcon at all. Are you seriously going to argue that my lack of mentioning someone is scummy? Really? Cause Im here waiting for you to make my day by telling me that me not mentioning a player in a LARGE GAME for a few pages makes me scum with them. Say it.

You agree with points that don't exist? I think you stepped in the mince pie this time.

I've already pretty thoroughly explained what I think about the ika case. I understand it. I wouldn't be really surprised if he did flip scum. There are no actually GOOD, qualifier GOOD, points on ika right now though.

This game is going to give me an upset stomach.

[Bookitty]

Lol, look at this garbage.

No I didn't mention falcon at all. Are you seriously going to argue that my lack of mentioning someone is scummy? Really? Cause Im here waiting for you to make my day by telling me that me not mentioning a player in a LARGE GAME for a few pages makes me scum with them. Say it.

I wouldn't say that. I do think that the bolded part is rather fishy, like the tuna fish casserole I was intending to bring to this shindig before I spilled it all over my shoes. It's a quote of something I said before; why are you acting like it's suddenly new and fresh?

What I do think is a suspicious stain on your shirt is the combination of these things:

Post 165: You're "read up" and yes, I'm going to put quotes around it because it's a specific quote.

You have mixed feelings about F-16, which you helpfully clarified here:

You see when I read F16's posts I got some gut townfeels and some gut scumfeels and I wanted to talk about him more. Its why I asked ffery about him.

And you had a townread on me at a point when pretty much all I'd done was interact with F-16. So how did you derive that townread? What was it based on? Do the stains on my shirt magically spell out TOWN and I just don't see it?

You thought my postings were worth commenting on. What made F-16 not worth commenting on in Post 165 when you were addressing most things of import that had gone on in the game so far? His exclusion is noticeable. I want to know why.

[T S O]

Internet on my cellphone is so wonky lately! I can only make one point right now - hopefully in an hour or so my cellphone's Wifi will be good enough to respond to other posts:

In Polite Mafia, town used a method of killing people by making them infract until death if it was wanted. I think we need to talk about this because lynching puts the game to night and allows scum to remove town players, of which we have a decent few.

I would like at least one death-by-infract before the actual lynch today.

[T S O]

My cellphone's on 1%, last post - this is essentially a method of Vig and should be treated as a groupwide/townblocwide method of Vig.

[AngryPidgeon]

My townread on you was mainly based on your attitude. You seemed pretty unafraid to pursue what you wanted to and there was an air of purpose/confidence in your posts that looked genuine to me. F16 being the subject matter of most of them has nothing to do with my read on you.

It's a quote of something I said before; why are you acting like it's suddenly new and fresh?

Because you are bringing it up and asking that I respond to it??????!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

Gosh. Why is AP responding to my post. Is it because.... I asked him to?? Is it because I literally just quoted it in a post that I addressed to him??? NO. CANT BE THAT.

I don't really recall having an opinion on your content. I thought your attitude looked more in line with town and I will admit that I was definitely not spending much time on your posts after reaching that thought. So yes, I'd say that the stains on your shirt did sort of spell town to me; I don't want to know where those stains came from.

I have a limited view of your scumgame in The Wire, but I see your play there to definitely be more reserved and cautious. I suspect you are susceptible to feeling guilty when drawing scum and I don't see that here at all.

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Why has my current stance on you become what it is would be a more interesting thing to talk about and one I hopefully will in short time . A lot of your points against me feel contrived, but I can see we very clearly see the game in different ways so that is fairly plausibly a playstyle thing that irks me. For instance, my natural reaction to F16 flipping scum is to try and see who was scumreading him too easily, cause I know that I personally wasn't seeing it so Im not sure why another townie would be confident that F16 is being scummy.

TSO, you perhaps saved me from having the mods drop stomach acid on me, causing a terrible death. Or perhaps I should thank your cellphone?

[AngryPidgeon]

Internet on my cellphone is so wonky lately! I can only make one point right now - hopefully in an hour or so my cellphone's Wifi will be good enough to respond to other posts:

In Polite Mafia, town used a method of killing people by making them infract until death if it was wanted. I think we need to talk about this because lynching puts the game to night and allows scum to remove town players, of which we have a decent few.

I would like at least one death-by-infract before the actual lynch today.

This is outside of the spirit of the game. Take your suggestion and stuff it up your anus.

[notscience]

So I'm currently thinking one of TSO/AP is scum now, after fiddling with my bracelets some.

I see this as two very different reactions to being down a teammate in this playerlist- "get rid of as many people as fast as you can" and "try to limit town's death control"

I'm not sure which is more plausible currently.

[AngryPidgeon]

:/

I have a moral problem with trying to game setups. If I were modding this game, I would not let people game the fun part of the game to an unintended advantage.

That would give me a stomach ache.

[notscience]

Gun to my head I agree with your sentiment more, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm not bugged by the suggestion and reaction.

It reminds me of something I saw somewhere about someone intentionally getting themselves modkilled so the day wouldnt end in a no lynch.

I hope I remember that correctly, I was playing with my necklace at the time.

[T S O]

Internet on my cellphone is so wonky lately! I can only make one point right now - hopefully in an hour or so my cellphone's Wifi will be good enough to respond to other posts:

In Polite Mafia, town used a method of killing people by making them infract until death if it was wanted. I think we need to talk about this because lynching puts the game to night and allows scum to remove town players, of which we have a decent few.

I would like at least one death-by-infract before the actual lynch today.

This is outside of the spirit of the game. Take your suggestion and stuff it up your anus.

Using completely legitimate tactics that were fully endorsed by everyone is somehow outside the spirit of the game? I think I just dropped my cellphone in disgust.

Vote: AngryPidgeon

[TierShift]

'd like to further talk about this because it seems that at least a couple people are reading way more into it than they should. Do you know what emotions are? You see when I read F16's posts I got some gut townfeels and some gut scumfeels

It is not hard, AP. What gave you the gut townfeels, what gave you the gut scumfeels?
My gut is telling me to kill you right now. Luckily, I have the power to make my people do that!
VOTE: AP

[T S O]

No, fucking really, what you're doing right now is a joke. There is nothing protown about what you've been doing so far - but I can accept that for a while. But that you would deny town the ability to, in essence, lynch multiple times is a joke.

My cellphone is breaking out in anger with me as I type this.

[TierShift]

AP voteparking on me gives me the feeling he is not scumhunting. People who display that behaviour often get their head put on a pike.
Why are you voting me?

[AngryPidgeon]

No, fucking really, what you're doing right now is a joke. There is nothing protown about what you've been doing so far - but I can accept that for a while. But that you would deny town the ability to, in essence, lynch multiple times is a joke.

My cellphone is breaking out in anger with me as I type this.

Yes because Im opposed to cheating. you are a cheater and can kindly go fuck yourself.

Just my 2 cents.

Being accused of lying about this is frankly insulting as FUCK to my integrity.

I swear my liver is swelling up.

[AngryPidgeon]

AP voteparking on me

Its been less than 24 hours since I voted you, you outrageous troll. And I haven't voted you at any point before that.

Please kindly die in a chemical fire.

Your motivation is as pure as bile.

[AngryPidgeon]

I mean I GUESS I could go and PM F16 and see if he will tell me who is scumteam is. Not doing that is pretty clearly not pro-town and all.

Idiots.

ffery, I need you and your beer-laden bladder over here to keep me sane.

[T S O]

Cheating? You're labelling this as cheating? What the fuck are you on? *hurls cellphone through screen*

This was the main town strategy in Polite Mafia, why or how could it possibly be cheating?

Do you think me reporting Falcon was cheating too?

[Nachomamma8]

hey guys I know we are angry at each other because of MORAL REASONS and I don't mind you fleshing out this fight because it's good and all but TierShift accusing AngryPidgeon of voteparking him when he voted him yesterday is as premature as every time Baron Happlebap has sex.

[TierShift]

AP is eschewing answering questions for screaming at people.
Good job!
As a reward you may choose your preferred method of dying: fire or quartering?