UnCouTh mAfia - [UnCouTh eNding]

[ika]

cool story bro

>>>INFRACTION

[Nachomamma8]

Vote: Ika

Yeah. This seems like a pretty straightforward lynch to me. Any chance you'd like to self-infract and die the honorable way? Or will your death be as dishonorable as Baron Happlebap's (which I've alluded to earlier in the day and don't really feel like rehashing but Baron Happlebap is also rooting for the Patriots and he thinks the Baltimore Ravens are the worst sports team ever to play football ever).

[BRantz]

I'll be away most of the day scraping cheese fondue and beer off the sofa while standing squarely in front of the television and being told I make a better door than a window.

I'm liking Titus for town so far. AP is town too, though I HATED his fight with TSO. Not happy with Ika's readslist (with the exception of NachoMamma, it's right down the line popular opinion, and I think Nacho is town for interactions with F-16).

I'm twitchy about BRantz. His push on F-16 and shift to TierShift is eerily similar to F-16's push on Nacho and sudden reversal to proxy his vote. Post 181 contains this reasoning from F-16. I would like BRantz to read this post and explain his thought process here. TierShift's post restriction was pretty evident at the point of the vote, I think. I don't buy that BRantz couldn't figure that out for himself.

I think that most post restrictions are as obvious as chocolate smeared around the mouth of a toddler, so that's colouring my reads to an extent. If others are having issues figuring them out, please let me know.

Sticking with my vote on Ika and waiting for an answer/answers from BRantz.

You like making crappy arguments don't you?

I didn't like F-16 pushing a wagon and then offering to proxy his vote to Nacho so I voted him. This was all mostly in rvs so while I found it slightly scummy when Tier started demanding that people sheep him without giving any reason I found that to be more scummy and switched my vote. Yes, I understand that the demanding sheep part was part of his pr, but he was not giving any sort of case which is the part that bothered me (you can see this happening in both 80 and 111). It had nothing to do with Tier's pr, and everything to do with Tier doing no more than his pr.

[AngryPidgeon]

Super bowl post. My stomach is full of soft pretzels, cheese, and whiskey.

[Serene2]

We here at Serene Health Initiatives Transunited would hate to see you guys miss the Super Bowl. That said, TV reception down here isn't really a thing, so you'll just have to settle for this:



And in lieu of Super Bowl commercials, you can have this, we're just gonna play it on a loop for the next 24 hours:




-Yours in Christ, the Serenes

[AngryPidgeon]

Vote: Ika

Yeah. This seems like a pretty straightforward lynch to me. Any chance you'd like to self-infract and die the honorable way? Or will your death be as dishonorable as Baron Happlebap's (which I've alluded to earlier in the day and don't really feel like rehashing but Baron Happlebap is also rooting for the Patriots and he thinks the Baltimore Ravens are the worst sports team ever to play football ever).

My dislike for Tom Brady is only matched by my dislike for the Baltimore Ravens. I hope Tom Bradys gall bladder fails him.

[beastcharizard]

Um, I hope the Patriots win. I know they are a bunch of cheaters but my dislike for the Seahawks is just greater. Also, AFC > NFC anyway.

I had gumbo for dinner. Don't know what that has to do with anything but it does.

I had a horrible stomach ache last night and I was farting up a storm. My room was like a gas chamber but I got this strange happiness from the smell. I guess I liked it.

[AngryPidgeon]

How can anyone not see beasts town pm? My intestines will give out if hes actually scum

[Titus]

The cheaters won.

I am about as happy as a pig on a grill being cooked alive by a tiger using a propane grill along with Tom Brady's cheating balls.

[Titus]

Ika, are you still a sewer rat with a phone book for content or do you desire to be a land rat?

[Serene2]

This explanation of UNCOUTH is not illuminating in any way. I am putting it out there to confuse you.

espeonage has been tasered.

VOTECOUNT

ika (5): Titus, Bookitty, ChannelDelibird, Muffin, Nachomamma8
AngryPidgeon (2): notscience, TierShift
espeonage (2): BRantz
TierShift (1): Nobody Special
notscience (1): beastcharizard
beastcharizard (1): espeonage

14 players, 8 votes to lynch.

INFRACTIONS

Muffin 1/3
AngryPidgeon 1/3
fferyllt 1/3
ika 1/3

[Nobody Special]

Hi, I have found myself, while TRYING TO GET A WEDDING PLANNED, on a sudden and unexpected V/LA. I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT (shit=wedding preparations).

Reading as I can, will post soonest(ish).

[fferyllt]

ika plz take a stand on Titus and talk about your other reads. Your total lack of flaming hot cheetoes, or even a sourdough pretzel or two means there's just about nothing to look back at regarding your stances as players flip. And it now feels like a calculated thing, since you look like you're begrudging every little bit of content you cough up.

VOTE: ika

I believe that's L-2.

[AngryPidgeon]

Well I don't particualrly like the Ika wagon, but I'll likely join it if nothing interesting tickles my spleen in the next 24 hours.

[Titus]

Well I don't particualrly like the Ika wagon, but I'll likely join it if nothing interesting tickles my spleen in the next 24 hours.

Ewww....

Hey ika...want to play mafia yet?

Or are you a lazy Sloth in front of a television?

[Bookitty]

And it now feels like a calculated thing, since you look like you're begrudging every little bit of content you cough up.

I SO agree with this. It feels like Ika is taunting us, like the time that girl upended my lunch tray all over me in middle school and I wore salisbury steak gravy stains for the rest of the day while she and her friends pointed and laughed at me.

It's not an attitude I expect from town, but it's one I've seen from Ika-town before, sadly. (I can find the game if you want it, I don't remember the name just now, but it would be easy to find.)

@Ika: If you are town, you are supposed to be on our side and helping us. It's not like your post restriction is so terrible. Why are you so resistant to actually playing this game? What is your issue here?

[Serene2]

We have had to postpone the centipede extermination, we found out that centipedes eat mice! Eventually they'll run out of mice and the start dying of hunger. Works for us!

VOTECOUNT

ika (6): Titus, Bookitty, ChannelDelibird, Muffin, Nachomamma8, fferyllt
AngryPidgeon (2): notscience, TierShift
espeonage (2): BRantz
TierShift (1): Nobody Special
notscience (1): beastcharizard
beastcharizard (1): espeonage

14 players, 8 votes to lynch.

INFRACTIONS

Muffin 1/3
AngryPidgeon 1/3
fferyllt 1/3
ika 1/3

[fferyllt]

And it now feels like a calculated thing, since you look like you're begrudging every little bit of content you cough up.

I SO agree with this. It feels like Ika is taunting us, like the time that girl upended my lunch tray all over me in middle school and I wore salisbury steak gravy stains for the rest of the day while she and her friends pointed and laughed at me.

It's not an attitude I expect from town, but it's one I've seen from Ika-town before, sadly. (I can find the game if you want it, I don't remember the name just now, but it would be easy to find.)

@Ika: If you are town, you are supposed to be on our side and helping us. It's not like your post restriction is so terrible. Why are you so resistant to actually playing this game? What is your issue here?

I'd like a link. reading it might distract me from mourning the Seahawks loss.

[ChannelDelibird]

Checking in to express my continued enthusiasm for an ika lynch and my general confusion at the disappearance of people who aren't already particularly involved in his wagon. Also one time I upended a pitcher of hot gravy (yes, a pitcher, it was a big dinner) all over my arms. Maybe that's relevant. Maybe it's not. Who can tell.

[Bookitty]

@Ffery: The game is FitzOtter I.

It's different from this game in that Ika was pretty active early on. It's the same in the Me-Vs.-Them (them being the town) attitude that he displayed late in Day One.

Not to spill the beans and barbeque all over the patio mat, but that game was weird from the start imo.

[BRantz]

@Boo You didn't actually care what my answer to your questions were did you?

@CDB, what is the case on ika besides that he has been lurking? While I agree that his recent posts haven't been much better, we don't really have anything from him to get reads off of at them moment I feel.

[ika]

cool blue pdodge heading to work

but i will say IDGAF if you guys lynch me

[fferyllt]

Well I don't particualrly like the Ika wagon, but I'll likely join it if nothing interesting tickles my spleen in the next 24 hours.

Ewww....

Hey ika...want to play mafia yet?

Or are you a lazy Sloth in front of a television?

this post is rolling around in the bottom of my chex mix bowl and making me think about blitz plays.

it doesn't read like you're talking to someone you think is scum.

[Bookitty]

I didn't like F-16 pushing a wagon and then offering to proxy his vote to Nacho so I voted him. This was all mostly in rvs so while I found it slightly scummy when Tier started demanding that people sheep him without giving any reason I found that to be more scummy and switched my vote. Yes, I understand that the demanding sheep part was part of his pr, but he was not giving any sort of case which is the part that bothered me (you can see this happening in both 80 and 111). It had nothing to do with Tier's pr, and everything to do with Tier doing no more than his pr.

I care so much about your answers that I'm still thinking about them while scrubbing Cheez Whiz out of my bathmat and wondering exactly what percentage of Whiz is in there.

Why was Tiershift's behaviour in RVS more problematic than F-16's behaviour in RVS? You're giving RVS leeway in one case and not in another, which seems odd. Also, F-16 never gave a case on Nacho either.

If you're arguing that Tiershift was active lurking, there were PLENTY of people to whom that label could apply. I even yelled at TSO about that if I remember right. So you singling out Tiershift seems sort of odd and specific to me.

[fferyllt]

It's an entire 368 days until the next superbowl. I don't know how I'll pass the time, especially after Premier League winds down.

However,

@Serene2, oh most glorious and magnificent deities, please excuse this horrible gravy smear of a post, but could you tell us please when the deadline is?

[The basement door opens, and one of the Serenes hurls a digital clock at Bookitty's head. It's counting backwards, and reads:]

(expired on 2015-02-07 09:00:00)

This date is closing in and I hope the players who are against the ika lynch will put some actual effort forward in terms of where they think the focus should be right now.

BRantz worries me.