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[T-Bone]

It's really sketchy like the fake Vera Wang handbag Selena Gomez was sporting last week to lay all of the blame at NS' feet, when the Mod announced on the PREVIOUS PAGE that they were looking to replace Espionage. NS wasn't the only player to pile on a vote, so did Muffin, and several players who were voting Espionage didn't remove their vote to give a replacement a chance. I'm wholly unconvinced by this quick wagon on NS. BRantz and Bookitty don't get to quick vote NS for quick hammering a lynch they were on, especially Brantz who made a post AFTER the Mods declared they were replacing him. Granted Espionage wasn't at L-1 at that point, but you still had the opportunity to let the replacement get in. Why brantz? Why did Muffin bring the wagon to L-1 while the Mods were trying to replace him? Wee can't lay this all on NS' feet.

[AngryPidgeon]

What the fuck is going on this game. Titus, why are you voting for NS?

Nacho, come repent for the Espe lynch. I'll be here. I'll be waiting. Until my liver kills me.

[AngryPidgeon]

On another note, I'm happy I was reading Tier correctly. At least my stomach feels good about that.

[Bookitty]

Would you mind reading over Nobody Special's ISO, T-Bone, while I try to scrub the teriyaki beef stain out of my brand new kitchen curtains?

After that, if you could give me a read on that slot, I'd be grateful.

[T-Bone]

I'm not calling him the Paragon of Mafia Hunters, I won't be awarding him no diamond encrusted tiara, I just think it's crazy to bring him to L-2, while players cite 'I don't like the hammer' as the reason for voting him. If his ISO is as bad as you imply, where was the NS pressure yesterday? Why is that the Amanda Bynes moment that suddenly sets him up on the edge?

But my previous post was less about NS and more about the fact that the Espionage lynch could have waited for a replacement to take the slot, and that didn't happen. NS might be a hot Lohan mess in this game, but he isn't the only one to caused the quick lynch. Multiple players (including you) had the opportunity to slow it down otherwise. You brought a slot that was in the process of being replaced to L-1. Why was that?

[Titus]

It's really sketchy like the fake Vera Wang handbag Selena Gomez was sporting last week to lay all of the blame at NS' feet, when the Mod announced on the PREVIOUS PAGE that they were looking to replace Espionage. NS wasn't the only player to pile on a vote, so did Muffin, and several players who were voting Espionage didn't remove their vote to give a replacement a chance.

I'm wholly unconvinced by this quick wagon on NS. BRantz and Bookitty don't get to quick vote NS for quick hammering a lynch they were on

, especially Brantz who made a post AFTER the Mods declared they were replacing him. Granted Espionage wasn't at L-1 at that point, but you still had the opportunity to let the replacement get in. Why brantz? Why did Muffin bring the wagon to L-1 while the Mods were trying to replace him? Wee can't lay this all on NS' feet.

This post makes me really happy to be voting NS.

T-Bone's entire post is about who is eligible to vote the quickhammerer, not why voting the quickhammerer is bad. Also, it has the whole, go vote other people vibe.

Given I thought T-Bone was scum yesterday (and I still do), this shitty defense brings me as much joy as a fast-thinking mouse who finally got the cheese.

[Bookitty]

Shockingly enough, no matter how much you try to smear peanut butter on my brand new bright-red rain slicker, it's not going to stick on there, T-bone.

Fine, whatever.

VOTE: Espeonage

I still think T-bone makes a better target to watch. At night. With binoculars. From a tree across the street.

Time stamp Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:14 pm

In all the flurry of trying to get married, and the missing wedding planner, and the caterer who absconded, plus the priest who turned gay and left for Fire Island, I've never properly mentioned my read on Espeo.

Total lurking scum.

VOTE: Espeonage

Now, can we PLEASE get on with my ceremony????

Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:55 pm

My spidey-sense is pretty good, but sadly I wasn't even here between L-1 and hammer.

I voted here:

I trust Nacho and I don't think he'd invite us for Chinese and then dump spicy kung pao chicken all over our bright red fluro jackets.

VOTE: Espeonage

I think that is L-2. Check for yourself, please, though.

Time stamp Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:58 pm

The Serenes said Espeonage would be replaced AFTER that:

espeonage will be replaced.

14 days, 15 hours, 43 minutes, tap tap tap tap tap tap.

So are you arguing that we shouldn't have been wagoning Espeonage because we psychically should have known he would be replaced?

Your hard-defense of Nobody Special is noted, though.

[T-Bone]

Sorry, I swapped you and Muffin in my head.

[AngryPidgeon]

VOTE: Titus

Can we please do this Today? My intestines can only handle so much fake posturing

[T-Bone]

Vote: Titus

It's really sketchy like the fake Vera Wang handbag Selena Gomez was sporting last week to lay all of the blame at NS' feet, when the Mod announced on the PREVIOUS PAGE that they were looking to replace Espionage. NS wasn't the only player to pile on a vote, so did Muffin, and several players who were voting Espionage didn't remove their vote to give a replacement a chance.

I'm wholly unconvinced by this quick wagon on NS. BRantz and Bookitty don't get to quick vote NS for quick hammering a lynch they were on

, especially Brantz who made a post AFTER the Mods declared they were replacing him. Granted Espionage wasn't at L-1 at that point, but you still had the opportunity to let the replacement get in. Why brantz? Why did Muffin bring the wagon to L-1 while the Mods were trying to replace him? Wee can't lay this all on NS' feet.

This post makes me really happy to be voting NS.

T-Bone's entire post is about who is eligible to vote the quickhammerer, not why voting the quickhammerer is bad. Also, it has the whole, go vote other people vibe.

Given I thought T-Bone was scum yesterday (and I still do), this shitty defense brings me as much joy as a fast-thinking mouse who finally got the cheese.

OH PLEASE, you've already proven yesterday that you're playing in a completely different game from the rest of us. Just as you proved here you aren't playing this game, as my post wasn't about that at all. My post was about the players who let the lynch go through despite a replacement imminently incoming. But since you're playing a different game you probably thought pirate mollie was here the whole time and self-hammered or something. There was no defense of NS there, he's about as protown as a Steve Jobs look-a-like at this point, but for anyone to go "I don't like NS' quickhammer'' without regards to anything else is sketchy. Gosh, it's like...that was actually the point of my post, and anyone reading it would know.

Much of Titus' posting since I have entered the game has shown a complete lack of awareness as to what is actually going on in this game. She's just so excited to accuse anyone of anything he doesn't care about what is actually going on in this game. But I'm gonna play your game for a moment. 'Your defense of Brantz and Bookitty/Muffin is noted and brings me as much joy as fresh cut rubies from the press'.

Preedit: yes please AP

[Titus]

VOTE: Titus

Can we please do this Today? My intestines can only handle so much fake posturing

AP, so can I. You can vote NS or T-Bone now.

You and your buddies have already tried to mislynch me once before, but I escaped and simulataneously handed us real scum.

So go ahead and try this. All you'll get is me documenting the pigs in mud.

[Muffin]

Sad that Tiershift died. He was p town in my books and I enjoyed his PR.

Spent some time memorizing the voicemail greetings of everyone on the lynch wagons but it's not telling me much. I was giving Brantz a pass based on an early townread but it's time for me to look at him again. (I liked the outfit you were wearing yesterday better, Brantzybuddy).

VOTECOUNT

ika (8): Titus, Bookitty, ChannelDelibird, Muffin, Nachomamma8, fferyllt, BRantz, T-Bone
AngryPidgeon (1): TierShift
TierShift (1): Nobody Special
T-Bone (1): beastcharizard
beastcharizard (1): espeonage

VOTECOUNT

Espeonage (7): ChannelDeliBird, Nachomamma8, TierShift, BRantz, BooKitty, Muffin, Nobody Special
Titus (1): beastcharizard,
CDB (1): , AngryPidgeon,
AngryPidgeon (1): Titus

I do find it interesting that T-bone is giving me shit for bringing the wagon to L-1 when he came in and quickhammered D1. I guess it's ok to act impulsively if you're silencing a scumpal.

VOTE: tbone

[T-Bone]

You're comparing rubies to pearls, the situations are COMPLETELY different. But sure, just like Titus go ahead and make accusations without context. That's the protown thing to do. Or you know the protown thing to do is to realize that I'm not accusing you of anything, I'm asking you why you did what you did.

[Bookitty]

My post was about the players who let the lynch go through despite a replacement imminently incoming.

One of those players was Nobody Special, the person you got so upset over me voting.

How specifically did you get me and Muffin confused, please? You knew I put Espeonage at L-2. Did you miss the two following votes there? Why was I (or Muffin, whichever) so much worse than Nobody Special?

[Bookitty]

Well, and I'm obviously tired, or I wouldn't have been so stupid as to spill the pork and beans all over my favourite cashmere sweater of a post restriction.

Nonetheless, I'm thinking that Titus has it about right here. I don't see how this confusion between myself and Muffin came about. It feels like a chainsaw to me.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: T-bone

[T-Bone]

Yeah I mean, I even referenced both of you in that same post despite only talking about one of you, but sure that clearly wasn't just a mistake on my part. I was obviously trying to change my story afterwards...even a diamond has an imperfection, but here I am showing my consistency, but I am scum for it. Nope, the simplest explanation is obviously wrong.

[Nachomamma8]

Vote: Bookitty

With a heavy heart and a heavy hand, I express in this moment of sadness my dissatisfaction with the agreeableness of a player I enjoy very much. I pray to the gods that sent Baron Happlebap to the ninth circle of hell where he belongs that my sad heart doth strike true, although somehow it would pain me just as much if I were right than if I were wrong.

[Nachomamma8]

Bookitty... what happened to you? What happened to us? What cruel world finds us as diametrically opposed to one another? Evil such as Baron Happlebap feels righteous to hunt down: like it is a particularly engaging sport, or video game. But lynching you even though you are scum simply hurts

[Nachomamma8]

Am I the only one who hasn't post restricted fucked up yet...? Is the hate in my heart for Baron Happlebap greater than all of your quirks and strange oddities? Has God made it my purpose to assassinate his terrible character in every post he makes because he is so cursed as to be hated by the divines as well?

AP, I don't think Titus is scum even though recent posting sucks.

[Nachomamma8]

Children of Duke Bapplehap

AngryPidgeon
Fferyllt
Nobody Special
Titus
beastcharizard
T-Bone

Children of Baron Happlebap (Closest Relative to most distant)

Brantz
Bookitty
ChannelDelibird
Muffin

this is what my soul said today

[Titus]

VOTE: TBone

Like a stoned monkey, I will swing towards the wagon with the most bananas. (Bananas bring votes on a scumread)

[Nachomamma8]

You have quite possibly the strangest similes I've ever seen. it's almost as terrifying a sight as watching baron happlebap trying to pick up women at the bar :/

Why aren't you interacting me at all?

[Titus]

Because Nacho, you are approaching AP and interacting with him. I like that because it will cement he is a frog in sewer water or a prince. Right now, I think frog.

[AngryPidgeon]

Because Nacho, you are approaching AP and interacting with him. I like that because it will cement he is a frog in sewer water or a prince. Right now, I think frog.

I couldn't be any more town than this game if I were the mayor of the city of townsville himself.

If you show up to my office on Fridays, I will give you a 2 for 1 deal on intestine examinations.

I am interested in Nacho's Boo vote but hes going to have to do a hell of a lot more to get me to give a shit after that Espeonage debacle.
booKitty's Tbone vote is making me yawn aggressively.

Because Nacho, you are approaching AP and interacting with him

Horseshit. I called him out on the Espeonage wagon and he didnt give a shit. And hes now voting BooKitty of all people. I mean I m not going to shit on that vote just yet, but he damn well better make me like it.

[AngryPidgeon]

VOTE: BRantz

Im back.

Lets do this Nacho. Before I change my mind and get lost in all this bile again.