UnCouTh mAfia - [UnCouTh eNding]

[Titus]

Boo kitty, AP is one of my weaker reads. He is rather prone to being agency captured for the scum team. TBone and NS are stronger. They have more people.

If you like all of them as scum, why did you leave?

Why do your shirt stains look like a frog left them after rolling around in pond scum?

[Serene2]

[The basement door opens. A metal box labeled "EXPERIMENTAL" comes tumbling down the stairs. One of the Serenes yells behind it, "Don't let this thing bite any of you, I'm not filling out any paperwork! And not a word to PETA!" The metal box falls open, and out oozes a hideous thing that seems to be half a dozen swans fused together in a horrific mass of flesh and swan heads. The poor animal looks at the prisoners with its heads and honks or quacks or whatever mutant swans do.]

(Swanmass shamelessly stolen from Zoofights)

VOTECOUNT

T-Bone (2)- Muffin, Titus
AngryPidgeon (2)- Bookitty, NobodySpecial
Nobody Special (1)- BRantz
BRantz (1)- AngryPidgeon
BooKitty (1)- Nachomamma8

With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

[Bookitty]

@Titus: If you had read my chocolate-smeared sweat pant postings prior to this, you would know that I voted Nobody Special to get reactions. I've said it more than once. I don't "like all of them as scum."

What do you mean, "They have more people?" More people think they are scum? I don't see that in the vote counts I've presented.

I love frogs unless they jump in the lobster bisque and send splatters all over the hoi polloi.

[Titus]

TBone had more voters when you jumped to Pidgeon. You are the only reason the votes are tied between the two possible mafia pigs that like rolling in mud.

[Bookitty]

Considering that I'll be spending all day clearing off lobster bisque from my guests and my sofa since you apparently sent a plague of frogs to my home, why is that a bad thing?

One Day = Three Weeks in Mafia math. One point on which I agree with both Ffery and T-Bone is that we don't need to rush through this day. Why is it bad that all your scum reads are being pressured if you're town? I'd think you'd be delighted at the chance to get better reads on all of them.

Why are you instead reacting like I smeared my mustard-laden hot dog all over your Prom dress?

[Titus]

I am trying to get consensus to drive the wagons up so there is actual pressure and everyone will see TBone and NS scum and we can clear up AP. Right now with things being so divisive, scum can pop in and pop out and say for reactions. It is not to often I get the pulse right twice in a row.

Doubly so when only my scum reads are doubt casting me. Now is the perfect time to drive TBone to answer for his shit.

I do not need better reads. I want them lynched. As far as I am concerned, the burden is on them, especially TBone to prove they are town.

I am acting like you spilled a hotdog because you are like a monkey that sees something shiny in a deep cavern and could not wait to jump in.

[Muffin]

Blatant prod-dodge. I'm behind and need to get caught up but I'm too busy choosing an outfit to match the colour of Nacho's bedspread.

[Bookitty]

@Titus:

My priorities are different than yours. My vote is my own, much like this delicious egg sandwich I'm currently wearing all down my bathrobe. It's not my job to build wagons with you to help you push your scumreads; it's my job to try to find the people I think are scum. I don't want anyone proxying their vote to me and I'm sure as hell not proxying mine to you.

If you don't need better reads, then why are you wanting to clear things up with AP? Do you think he's town for certain now?

[Titus]

No. I still lean heavily scum on him. Yet, I have two solid scum reads so I am not rolling around like a fish in mud to find a third. If you have scum reads as well, you vote them and use their reactions to sort.

[ChannelDelibird]

I've had some other priorities this weekend; will be reading up and voting tomorrow. That's assuming that I don't walk into a tree beforehand, of course...

[BRantz]

Hes already softclaimed so:

@BRantz

fullclaim next post or get dunked. tyvm

You have quite the hallucinations don't you?

I haven't soft claimed anything, at least not intentionally where do you feel I did so?

@Titus: Why leave the NS wagon then? Do you find tbone to be more likely scum than NS or would you be happy lynching either?

[Nachomamma8]

I would feel less guilty about lurking if everyone wasn't doing it. Something something Baron Happlebap is a chubby child molester something something.

[Nobody Special]

"When attending a rehearsal dinner, be sure to never play with your food." THIS IS WHY MY CATERER ABANDONED MEEEEEEEE


I have taken a moment out of my hectic wedding day to count Titus' votes.

Eight.

EIGHT votes in FORTY-EIGHT posts. You know who does peripatetic vote-hopping like that? Scum.

VOTE: Titus

[Muffin]

Holy dogshit, NS might be scum. (PS NS I friggin LOVE the way you're wearing your hair now).

VOTE: Nobody Special

[fferyllt]

I would feel less guilty about lurking if everyone wasn't doing it. Something something Baron Happlebap is a chubby child molester something something.

Nacho please talk to me about your bookitty read.

I bet Baron Happlebap serves stale cheetos at his football parties.

[Titus]

Hes already softclaimed so:

@BRantz

fullclaim next post or get dunked. tyvm

You have quite the hallucinations don't you?

I haven't soft claimed anything, at least not intentionally where do you feel I did so?

@Titus: Why leave the NS wagon then? Do you find tbone to be more likely scum than NS or would you be happy lynching either?

Both. TBone is scum ire but I don't mind lynching either.

[Serene2]

Do you guys need more weapons?

VOTECOUNT

T-Bone (2): Muffin, Titus
AngryPidgeon (2): Bookitty
Nobody Special (2): BRantz, Muffin
BRantz (1): AngryPidgeon
BooKitty (1): Nachomamma8
Titus (1): NobodySpecial

With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

[ChannelDelibird]

Trying to catch up during work this evening. NS's Titus vote makes me want to bash my head against a wall. Deliberately, for a change!

[Bookitty]

Despite my argument with her, I still do not think that Titus is scum and I will not be voting her Today.

>>INFRACTION

[AngryPidgeon]

You all have no bloodlust at all do you?

Will be around tomorrow to catch up with the new day, and have a post.

What makes you say that?

You don't really understand me do you?

I said that in small part because there was no death last night, but in large part because of my pr.

I'm going back to where I was yesterday.

VOTE: espeonage

Caught up on today as well.

Brantz, what bile are you spewing now? You definitely soft claimed a non-vt role in this post.

[AngryPidgeon]

Oh wait Im completely retarded. PR = post restriction, not power role.

This is the one custom from my homesite I still embrace which is calling them speech impediments to avoid confusing acronyms.

Well it appears that my liver is the one failing me.

Anyhow, that removes a fair amount of cognitive dissonance with my vote.

[Serene2]

[The basement door opens and a voice yells down the stairs.]

"Beastcharizard and T-Bone have been prodded!"

[Another cage comes tumbling down the stairs.]

"The PETA people are outside protesting, you guys take care of Milhouse for us."

[The poor creature emerges from the cage and saunters off to a corner to cuddle up to the swanmass.]

[BRantz]

Beast is just extremely lazy isn't he?

@AP: Yeah early on in the game I was trying to make sure I differentiated between the two in my mind since people seemed to use pr for both. I should definitely have been clearer in that post.

@CDB: How is that catch up coming?

[Muffin]

I still would prefer an NS wagon at this juncture. I've listened via webcam of him talking in his sleep.

[Bookitty]

I am still trying to find the right cleansing compound to remove liver, fava beans and chianti stains from my linen-upholstered divan.

I don't like Nobody Special's vote on Titus nor his rationale for it. I don't find vote-switching or wagon-hopping particularly scummy; can you explain why you do, Nobody Special?