UnCouTh mAfia - [UnCouTh eNding]

[Nachomamma8]

And still there is one more piece of Brantz choosing the wrong path, pushing town where he is so close to pushing scum and that is the NS/Pine dichotomy. Pine? Actually could really be scum here: I didn't agree the quickhammer was scummy at first but it makes a whole assload of sense from scum who is looking to gain credit for a bus when the bussed is limping around pitifully on their last legs. Nobody Special is town as shit for chastising ffery when she doubted me earlier in the game: ferry was universally townread, I was not. Ffery was not going after me overly hard. That was a knee jerk reaction to someone poking a town read he felt strongly about (does and has the whole game) and doesn't come from a scum-NS if I even know vaguely what a scum NS looks like and I've been seeing scum-NS as long as the rest of you have seen computer screens.

But Duke-
No, Baron Happlebap, you mind-numbingly stupid assclown. Now is not your time.

[Bookitty]

I trust Nacho as much as I trust that the cheese and sauce on my triple-cheese deep-dish pizza will slide off and stain my pajama pants. Please don't mock me. It's not my fault.

I also agree with everything he just said except the parts about the split personality, which are just scary and offputting.

VOTE: BRantz

I knew I had been twitchy about him earlier. Nacho just explained to me why.

[Nachomamma8]

Fuck you, Duke Bapplehap. You posted a bunch of words and words and words, but no feeling. You should-

No, Baron Happlebap, you sick fuck. I will not do whatever you were about to suggest because you fuck clowns. You are a clownfucker and that is sadly only one of the many reasons why your very existence created a hell just so your fucked up soul had somewhere to go.

CDB:

I have words in response to your Brantz rebuttal which were not words before because I am a horrible person. I apologize for this. But now:
1) You are townreading a readlist for being a readslist. This is a poor thing to town read. When scum babies realize they've been fucking up and doing jack and shit, they go to their scum mommies and they say "scum mommy, how do I stop from fucking up?". "Well, dear scum baby of an unspecified gender, try posting a readslist on every player! Naive players will eat that shit up because ooh, shiny effort." You aren't a naive player, CDB. But right now, you made a mistake that caused your queen and country to wince politely because.
2) You are townreading a reads list for being a reads list. No, CDB. Do not do that. Especially when in the wake of the reads list he continued to do jack fucking shit.
3) Brantz pressured F-16? He shut his game down? He RVS voted him. He said as much in a later wall. If you find yourself a scumbag who is afraid to RVS vote a partner when they make a bullshit post on someone, you've found the shittiest mafia player that has existed and I will find you a good bottle of whiskey for under five dollars.

And if I haven't emphasized this point enough, Baron Happlebap fucks clowns.

[Nachomamma8]

AP:

I am intentionally getting an infraction for this post so that giant red letters bring your attention to the point I am about to make. You are getting paranoid for me being inconsistent. I am many things: tall, a student, a man, a man with dark skin, a student, a fantastic lover, son of two lesbian parents, an avid fan of coupling curse words with the word "clown" (because any combination created is fucking fantastic). I am not a consistent mafia player. Getting paranoid of me because I am inconsistent is like getting paranoid of kuribo because he "seems a little upset": it runs in our blood and you damn well know this. And you damn well are not scum. Why do you keep falling into the same trap?

>>>INFRACTION

[BRantz]

You like picking and choosing cotenxtless parts of my arguments to use against me, don't you Nacho?

I've already talked about the F-16 Tier switch in greater detail in the argument I had with boo (also I don't know anything about a dynamic between you and F-16). But to reiterate, F-16 was clearly rvs to me, Tiershift seemed less rvs. The weight I put on rvs things tends to be lower purely because it is random (I acknowledged that this is probably incorrect when talking about it with boo).

I still think my point about Espe vs ika is valid even though I was wrong. Both were scummy lurkers, but espe had at least had some interaction with everyone in the game whereas ika had almost none. I will always prefer to lynch the one that will have some information attached to the lynch.

Did you even read why I suspect NS? I was fairly null on T-bone, but Pine replacing in and then disappearing has pinged me which is why he is currently low on my list. Would you like to tell me why you think he is more likely scum than NS?

[AngryPidgeon]

AP you only seem to get strongly engaged when someone goes after you and that concerns me.

No, I've just been phoning it in sitewide over the last week for a couple different reasons, although I mostly must just blame myself for not keeping up. What people are doing in this game wrt me is coincidental to my activity.

And you damn well are not scum. Why do you keep falling into the same trap?

If my paranoia was significant, I'd be doing something more about it than casually lofting it out there and seeing what happens. So I do think you are town.

I am coming around to thinking that muffin needs to be brought to light through dousing in stomach acid though. The couple town things from him are really looking like outliers in an array of murky behavior.

I wish I had something more insightful to go off in this game, but it all just feels cloudy to me right now. BooKitty, NAcho, Fferyllt are pretty much death-to-I-part townreads at this point, if nothing more than lazy pride.

I actually kind of liked post 854 which sucks because now I feel lost again and want to just retreat back into lurk-omgus mode.

MOLLIE: IM HERE, LETS ACTUALLY PLAY THIS GAME SINCE WE MIGHT BOTH BE TOWN.

Titus is still giving me chills. Either because she has a distinct lack of desperation in her tone, which Ive come to associate withe her town game or because I think her pushes are bad which also irks me despite feeling that way in general. Id expect her to stop misreading me so much after SR, although maybe her calling me a 2ndary read is doing that. But she still seems rather insistent that Im going after NS and pine like shes committed to that misread in advance, so ya.

[Nachomamma8]

I'm in love with a nice woman. Baron Happlebap is in love with a murderer.

Why was 854 good again? Brantz completely missed that I posted a rebuttal to the exact point he brought up (I quoted it). He said "oh Ika and espeonage were exactly the same except espeonage interacted with more people that's why I wanted to lynch him instead of Ika" which makes me want to kick a baby and I love babies, and he asked me to explain why NS is townier than Pine even though I actually just did that.

[Nachomamma8]

Like he asked me to make the same exact series of posts I just did and that fact alone makes me want to kill him dead but maybe I'm just absorbing more aspects of Baron Happlebap's despicable personality than I thought I was.

[AngryPidgeon]

Why was 854 good again? Brantz completely missed that I posted a rebuttal to the exact point he brought up (I quoted it).

Chiefly, this looks like something a townie would say to me:

I still think my point about Espe vs ika is valid even though I was wrong.

I have mixed opinions though.Also calling F16's stuff RVS is a copout that I think scum would want to avoid in general? Vote is staying for now though. Do you think Titus is town? She is giving me an upset stomach.

[BRantz]

You like blowing things out of proportion don't you Nacho?

You gave one, count it, one reason why you have decided NS is so town he couldn't possibly be any more town, and I don't even think it is that good of a reason. Your reasoning pine is potentially scum is reasonable, but how about actually interacting with the case I have against NS instead of just saying he couldn't possibly be anymore town.

I missed where you addressed why espe because of interaction over ika was bad, I just saw you saying that me fence sitting on ika was bad. Maybe clarify that for me?

[pirate mollie]

this gamestate is utter garbage but the smell is so intoxicating that I am trying to resist digging into it and thinking it is wonderful the second that no1 is looking is hard. there might be a sausage in there somewhere.

@ nacho

I am here! I asked you why you were voting boo and was waiting for your response! I want to dance with you and feel your body's warmth.

that way I can be sure you are not zombie but not that I am getting paranoid or anything.

I have you as town.

@ fery

my playstyle has changed. plz don't apply 4 or 5 yr old meta to me. I heard your appeal when I replaced in and I am responding to it. I don't usually read the game that i am replacing into unless it is short, I get much more feedback when I engage. which is what I am doing with the players I am most familiar with.

the only way I cld see ns as scum is if he was sk. he miiiiiiiight be grpscum but with his reads on you and nacho as town I find it mebbe unlikely? I see he has a desire to lynch titus and tbf ika might be the 1 player that titus wld hardbus but I don't think so.

I feel town feels from boo.

trying to work around the posting restrictions is not the easiest thing in the world.

ap I dunno. he is always hard for me to read. I thought he was scum in xmen muffina had him as town and then I did. I lost the sig bet with muffina (we were a hydra so it was okay) but I think he is fine with the 1 I have now cos that is where we got our hydra name.

[pirate mollie]

I am going to sniff ap's butt. it might smell disgustingly foul. it might smell wonderful.

ap I am not feeling your brantz love.

and I am very very meh on cdb.

both of these break my heart.

[AngryPidgeon]

both of these break my heart.

wtf are you talking about. Why are these clowns town then?

Please help sort the bile.

[Serene2]

(expired on 2015-02-28 09:00:00)

[The basement door opens and the Loud Serene screams down the stairs.]

"Just so you guys know, one of us won a prestigious award and is presently too drunk on power and celebratory wine to even consider dealing with you degenerates. The other one of us is out of town. I have you guys all to myself for awhile! NOW MAKE WITH THE MURDER!"

[The door closes. There is no Dana. Only Zuul.]

VOTECOUNT

BRantz (4)- AngryPidgeon, fferyllt, Nachomamma8, Bookitty
Nobody Special (2)- BRantz, Titus
Titus (1)- Nobody Special
AngryPidgeon (1)- Muffin


With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

INFRACTIONS

Bookitty 1/3
AngryPidgeon 1/3
Nachomamma8 1/3

[pirate mollie]

my computer is about the shittiest thing most of time which reminds me of this game. however I still like fery's Kleenexes.

both of these break my heart.

wtf are you talking about. Why are these clowns town then?

Please help sort the bile.

how else am I going to convince nacho not to nk me? I doubt I will draw any sort of protection whatsoever.

however I have to follow my heart and

VOTE: ap

[Titus]

Well it looks like I was wrong about AP being hard to lynch.

VOTE: AP

I would not mind a flashwagon on Tbone/Pine either. They are also crazy prondscumwielding a gun

[Bookitty]

@Nacho: Under threat of being dunked in a vat of BBQ baked beans while wearing a snappy white gabardine suit, please explain to me your townread on AP. I'm just not getting it.

Thank you!

@Ffery: I won't make threats about staining your clothes because of my deep love and respect for you. However, can you clue me in on how you're feeling about AP more specifically?

[pirate mollie]

this game got fouler by the moment yet somehow I shld find beauty in it.

VOTE: brantz

[fferyllt]

BRAntz is at L-1.

I see questions. I'll be back after I've exchanged these beer goggles for caffeine.

[Titus]

Wow another wagon that has more shit than a poopstained goat rolling in trash. You all should be so proud. Brantz will flip town.

When you mess up again, you better sheep my reads.

[Nobody Special]

The Loud One wants murder, he gets Murder.

VOTE: Brantz

[fferyllt]

@Nacho: Under threat of being dunked in a vat of BBQ baked beans while wearing a snappy white gabardine suit, please explain to me your townread on AP. I'm just not getting it.

Thank you!

@Ffery: I won't make threats about staining your clothes because of my deep love and respect for you. However, can you clue me in on how you're feeling about AP more specifically?

My comments about AP from early on are all still pretty much how I feel though as is always the case somewhere around halftime, my reads degrade with lack of new data.

How that impacts my AP read is that with no flashes to speak of, I'm not seeing many flashes of town. But, I also know he's low-activity across the board right now, so meh? I still feel that his altercation with T S O was unlikely to be get so heated so fast if he were scum. Other stuff mildly points in the direction of town, too. The best I can say about this read is that scum-AP has never fooled me for long (whether I could get him lynched or not)and I believe if he were scum I would have picked up on stuff that pings by now.

In other news, I'm finding it hard to parse the inside-outness of mollie's posting restriction and how she uses it. I also find her comment about 4-5 year old meta to be spurious. We've played far more recently than that and I don't like that she's discrediting, and considerably more than implying I no longer know how to read her.

I'll follow nacho's read there unless my own read goes critical mass. He's uncanny good at finding scum-mollie.

[Serene2]

(expired on 2015-02-28 09:00:00)

VOTECOUNT

BRantz (6)- AngryPidgeon, fferyllt, Nachomamma8, Bookitty, pirate mollie, Nobody Special

LYNCH

AngryPidgeon (2)- Muffin, Titus
Nobody Special (1)- BRantz



With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

INFRACTIONS

DAY'S OVER! CLEAN SLATE!

[Serene2]

[The basement door opens. The Loud Serene descends the steps with only Reverend Insincere in tow. Loud Serene looks delighted to see BRantz's body dangling from the noose attached to the rafters. His toes are barely touching a box that's below him.]

"You know," says the Loud Serene, "he has to be fully suspended in order to die. You guys realize that, right? I mean, this isn't your first murder.

"Wait," chokes BRantz, "you don't have to do this! I haven't even seen your faces, I don't have to die!"

[The Loud Serene sighs, then removes his mask, revealing his true face to BRantz. He then puts his mask back on.]

BRantz: WHY WOULD YOU---

[The Loud one kicks the box out from under BRantz. BRantz's last words are cut off by the rope tightening around his neck. He struggles and chokes, and it's really horrible so I won't keep describing it. Loud Serene looks at his wristwatch and waits for the convulsions to stop.]

"So," he says, making conversation, "Did any of you catch the score of the basketball game last night? Shit, wait no, of course you didn't. How stupid of me."

[BRantz finally stops twitching and hangs very limp and equally dead. The Serene cuts him down and starts stuffing his corpse into a body bag. Reverend Insincere addresses the prisoners.]

"Gentle folk of Uncouth Mafia," he begins, "today we mourn the loss of My Mother. Although she wasn't truly my mother in the traditional sense of the word, she was like a mother to all of us. You made sure she'd never nag again, didn't you? Sure, she could be overbearing and shrewish, but did she really deserve to die? Sadly, the answer is yes. Yes, she did. And so, we commit this body unto the ground. May she find peace in the Lord's arms where she'll probably tell him to stop slouching and do something about world hunger already."

"So touching," says the Loud Serene as he uses a foot to nudge the corpse into the bag.

[The Reverend and the Serene turn to leave, dragging the dead body up the stairs.]

"Okay, fuckers," says the Serene, "LIGHTS OUT! Anyone who survives the night, we're having stale bread from the men's shelter for breakfast. And for dinner. Lunch is being skipped because honestly, we're running out of money for this little therapy treatment."

[The door closes, encasing the room in darkness.]

BRantz has been LYNCHED. He was MY MOTHER, Mafia Goon.

Night will last 72 hours.

[Serene2]

The Night Deadline is suspended while we seek a replacement for Pine.