We Didn't Playtest This | Game over, everyone loses

[Soren]

Everyone might be scum in this game. And no I'm not scum. In fact, I wouldn't mind claiming straight of the bat if the need arises.

[Narninian]

Everyone might be scum in this game. And no I'm not scum. In fact, I wouldn't mind claiming straight of the bat if the need arises.

I don't think this is a good idea - there is gonna be so much death tonight.

[LucianRoy]

Would it benefit the town in the long-run? Or would it be unneeded?

[Soren]

Everyone might be scum in this game. And no I'm not scum. In fact, I wouldn't mind claiming straight of the bat if the need arises.

I don't think this is a good idea - there is gonna be so much death tonight.

I think this is the second time you said this.

By what power do you foresee such a dim future?

[Pirate Ika]

also I have a weird role variant which I have never seen before and for once I am shutting up about it!

eta: a bunch of xposts
eta2: will y'all shut up

[LucianRoy]

That reminded me of this miller claim.

I'm a miller and I have a conditional night skipping ability we should utilize, I'll be more specific when I'm not on my phone.

I really want to hear more about this.

[Soren]

Would it benefit the town in the long-run? Or would it be unneeded?

Hard to say. But I don't see too many cons with claiming.

[LucianRoy]

Maybe you should only claim if its really necessary. I recommend waiting.

[vonflare]

Bbmolla plex exploin

[Soren]

that english tho

[Narninian]

Everyone might be scum in this game. And no I'm not scum. In fact, I wouldn't mind claiming straight of the bat if the need arises.

I don't think this is a good idea - there is gonna be so much death tonight.

I think this is the second time you said this.

By what power do you foresee such a dim future?

nope, I didn't say it before.
I see much death by the power of reading.
There are 2 games worth of scum, and its not unreasonable to assume additional killing roles given its vanilla less.

[LucianRoy]

That one guy said the pen is mightier than the sword.

[God of Power Outlets]

That one guy said the pen is mightier than the sword.

"Especially my penis mightier than any sword," replied kuribo, his thirty foot long mightiness flapping in the open breeze. He paused, reading the previous post. "Why were you worried about raising suspicion on yourself? From where I sit, it looked like you felt it was too early to bus a buddy.


Kuribo awaited the response, his orbs filling to the brim with red-hot baby batter.

[LucianRoy]

I think I tripped into that one.

Wait, no, damnit.

But, to answer your question, suspicion leads to votes, votes lead to my crappy defense, my crappy defense leads to more votes, and all of these votes lead to death.
I don't want to die right now.

[copper223]

@Drixx
I like to mix it up as well but why would you want to make yourself hard to read to players that have seen your recent towngame, as town? Thoghts on Vonflair and Oz?

I refused to join the major giulds on my WOW server because of how stuck-up most of them were in regards to raiding policy so I can sympathize, our solution was to create a relatively small guild of friends and players we trusted, but most of the best players tended to join a bigger guild after a while so I played less and less until I stopped, things seem to have improved or I've become more tolerant cause my FFXIV guild was full of softies that just wanted to help everyone out and it was pretty big , but when raiding becomes gear acquisition it's just boring for me after a while.

@Bulbasaur
- Depends on the mod, I found that most count it. This is my approach to reading hydras, I mainly focus on the heads I know.

- Who is venusaur? If you mean Mastin I am afraid that read of yours is inherently biased this game so I have to get there my own way if it's true.

- Why do you think Oz is pretty town?

VOTE: Bulbasaur Commonwealth

[God of Power Outlets]

I think I tripped into that one.

Wait, no, damnit.

But, to answer your question, suspicion leads to votes, votes lead to my crappy defense, my crappy defense leads to more votes, and all of these votes lead to death.
I don't want to die right now.

On a throne of skull, in a castle of pain, atop a mountain of bones, the Beast raised one of its heads. The head known as kuribo looked quizzically at Lucian who trembled in the shadow of the Beast's dark and naked form.

"Begging for your life, are you?" Asked the Beast. "I spare no quarter to those who beg. You fear death, but there is nothing to fear... Except fear himself."

The Beast's mouth spread wide in a grin that revealed dozens of knife-like teeth. It unzipped its pants, revealing dozens of knife-like dongs. They glistened in the cool air; a fecund scent emanating from them and penetrating the room with a musky presence.

Again, the Beast spoke. "I am death, I am fear, I am pain. Why do you fear death if you're town?"

[God of Power Outlets]

Slightly OOC for a second, but fuck WoW. My ex wife left me for a guy she met on world of Warcraft.(true story) -kuribo

[LucianRoy]

Again, the Beast spoke. "I am death, I am fear, I am pain. Why do you fear death if you're town?"

Oh, come now. There are multiple explanations. For one, the answer definitely has to do with my role. If you disregard the possibility of me being mafia, then you should come to at least one or two conclusions about my role, no?

[Jackel98]

"Why do you have so many dongs, and why are they like knives?"

Also, I suck at town. Please don't let me be D1 lynch fodder again.

[LucianRoy]

Oh yeah, and a mutual town-read for Copper to boot.
His interrogations should prove fruitful, hopefully.
They usually do.

[God of Power Outlets]

The Beast's dongs, much like any fine work of art or abstract painting, can become whatever it needs to be. Or even whatever the beholder sees. For in my dongs, you see yourself. Likewise, I see the Beast's dongs in you. (I liked the turn of phrase, teeth like knives, dongs like knives. Look, we promised only that we'd post in erotica, we never said it would be GOOD erotica)

The Beast addressed Lucian now, its dongs slithering back into their sheathes. "Fair enough," said the hateful one. "Fair enough."

[LucianRoy]

oh my gosh text walls already.

If Drixx and I are in this game, it'll only get worse.
What was his nickname? Walls of text Drixx?
That should become apparent as we move onto more substantial bases for our votes.

[T-Bone]

VOTE: Trouser God

I find you're posting style repulsive.

Even though none of the votes at the beginning counted, I liked trouser's vote more than your current one. His had a bit of substance behind it.
I think that this is an anticipation vote of you trying to box-out trouser before he reinstates his vote on you. This would make his official vote look like an OMGUS vote when really, it isn't. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that looks more akin to the real reason of this vote than the one you put in this post.

The third head let's out a masterful tone, it makes manhoods longer and womenhoods harder. "Yes, all that of course. That and the post that was quoted with the vote, in case anyone was too distracted by our majestic tone."

[Pirate Ika]

hey guys trouser pple are scum!

VOTE: trouser pple

[God of Power Outlets]

VOTE: Trouser God

I find you're posting style repulsive.

Even though none of the votes at the beginning counted, I liked trouser's vote more than your current one. His had a bit of substance behind it.
I think that this is an anticipation vote of you trying to box-out trouser before he reinstates his vote on you. This would make his official vote look like an OMGUS vote when really, it isn't. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that looks more akin to the real reason of this vote than the one you put in this post.

The third head let's out a masterful tone, it makes manhoods longer and womenhoods harder. "Yes, all that of course. That and the post that was quoted with the vote, in case anyone was too distracted by our majestic tone."

Must remember to keep all dicks and chicks inside the hydra at all times...