UnCouTh mAfia - [UnCouTh eNding]

[AngryPidgeon]

UT was off the ika wagon.

If you are going to make cases based on wagons, can you at least quote them so I know which ones you are talking about?

T-bone hammered ika. Why are you saying he never voted for ika?

What am I right now, chopped liver?

[Titus]

This video is not funny. This is your punishment for not talking enough.

VOTECOUNT

Titus (3): fferyllt, Nachomamma8, Muffin
ika (3): Titus, Bookitty, ChannelDelibird
AngryPidgeon (2): notscience, TierShift
espeonage (2): BRantz
TierShift (1): Nobody Special
notscience (1): beastcharizard
beastcharizard (1): espeonage

14 players, 8 votes to lynch.

INFRACTIONS

Muffin 1/3
AngryPidgeon 1/3
fferyllt 1/3

This explanation of UNCOUTH is not illuminating in any way. I am putting it out there to confuse you.

espeonage has been tasered.

VOTECOUNT

ika (5): Titus, Bookitty, ChannelDelibird, Muffin, Nachomamma8
AngryPidgeon (2): notscience, TierShift
espeonage (2): BRantz
TierShift (1): Nobody Special
notscience (1): beastcharizard
beastcharizard (1): espeonage

14 players, 8 votes to lynch.

INFRACTIONS

Muffin 1/3
AngryPidgeon 1/3
fferyllt 1/3
ika 1/3

T-Bone tumbles down the stairs, gets a concussion, and replaces notscience immediately.

For VCA purposes, there was no Tbone steak. Quick hammering a boned buddy is not on the wagon. It's like claiming the budweiser dog is on the wagon when its really the horses.

[fferyllt]

Except the slot had been completely inactive.

You can't be called offsides when you're not even on the field.

[AngryPidgeon]

Alright, so why do you not think CDB is town based on his position on the ika wagon there? IIRC he was going after ika at various points.

At least my intestines seem to remember that being the case.

[Titus]

CDB had to be dragged like a dead snake to the ika wagon. I trust that less because it has a behavorial compent.

Good thing I'm calling illegal formation, naked readless hammer on Tbone then. Most replacements attempt to get settled before hammering.

[Bookitty]

I apologise, but some things have come up at work that I have to deal with. I didn't foresee this, but my time constraints are going to be bad for the next two days at least (Thursday and Friday). I'm going to try to post, but for now:

V/LA until Saturday, please. I realise this is a stain on my otherwise spotless pirate shirt, but that's what happens when somebody overturns the apple pie.

[AngryPidgeon]

Strongly considering voting Titus. I don't even know if I think shes scum, but...justice demands retribution.

I don't know. I'm going to give my liver a break and do some more rereading.

[Titus]

AP/Ffery, you and ffery read people. I do analysis of data. If you ignore that, then I become a liability regardless of my pm. I can lie and fake up a behavioral case but it would be fake as fuck. Those hammers are the derpiest thing I have ever seen. They're worse than a gazelle trying to howl at a street lamp during hunting season.

You break the game by reading people. I do it by reading votes.

Ika is the only player I halfway constently read. If he will not fight me, that's a scumclaim. Scum ika provokes me to read me.

[Titus]

Derp. Town ika provokes me to read me. Scum ika doesn't need to provoke me to read me as he doesn't read people.

I type like a gorilla attempting to use a smartphone.

[AngryPidgeon]

Ok cool. Can we correctly lynch nobody special now?

My throat is getting hoarse from saying it.

[Titus]

Nope. He's not scum. You can be as hoarse as a horse on a kid's show singing with a purple dinosaur after he's run over by a buick.

Can we correctly lynch between UT and CDB now?

[AngryPidgeon]

It sure would be nice to hear from most of the people in this game.

UT, how is your pancreas doing?

[Nobody Special]

My wedding preparations have ground to a loud HALT, thankyouverymuch. I'll never get married at this rate.


The only two players I'm okay with lynching today are UT and CDB.

[Titus]

We should vote block like a pair of rats humping to save the universe.

(That means if CDB gets another vote, we quickhammer but you vote UT with me for now). Given 4 are required to lynch, our block will nearly be insurmountable.

[fferyllt]

I like that your townbloc doesn't include the claimed mason. :/

It's like you don't even know what jersey you're wearing on what endzone you're defending.

[Titus]

You're in my townblock sweety. You just are not in my voting block because you seem to think rats (scum) are cats (town). If you agreed only to vote UT or CDB, you'd be in the vote block.

[fferyllt]

This also means I won't be voting until I'm ready to see you hammer jsyk.

Not that it's a quarterback sneak, exactly, but you're removing my ability to use my vote for pressure in some cases.

Thanks!

[fferyllt]

You're in my townblock sweety. You just are
not in my voting block because you seem to think rats (scum) are cats (town). If you agreed only to vote UT or CDB, you'd be in the vote block.

IF you didn't thinik mafia games are so simplistic (and boring) that nobody would bother playing them, I'd probably call you something resembling town and trustworthy.

As it is, I'm sorry the coach called you in off the bench.

[Titus]

Did I say mafia was simplistic and boring? Nope. That doesn't mean I can't use my own townclears to solve the game. Would you say mafia was boring because you had strong behavorial skills? Nope. You would call yourself good at mafia. I just work in a different realm.

I am sorry the barking dogs are getting loud again and obscuring your vision.

[fferyllt]

Did I say mafia was simplistic and boring? Nope. That doesn't mean I can't use my own townclears to solve the game. Would you say mafia was boring because you had strong behavorial skills? Nope. You would call yourself good at mafia. I just work in a different realm.

I am sorry the barking dogs are getting loud again and obscuring your vision.

No, you're saying this game is solvable with one RVS vca because

scum would never all vote one of their number in RVS

. You have no basis for making that statement.

I don't think my reads are infallible, and I don't think mafia is a game easily solved.

I recognize fully that my chex mix bowl is a stand-in for a cracked crystal ball.

The fact that you'll ally like this with someone who has QUICKHAMMERED TWICE in this game is pretty terrifying.


CDB you should consider my vote as being functionally on you. I had half-planned onputting it down about now if you hadn't made your appearance with a reads list yet.

Which you didn't.

[Titus]

@Ffery, ika is notorious for quickhammering. That does not mean ika is scum when he does it. So why does NS be the boogeyman when he adopts said style?

Oh and yes, I commonly rely on VCA without even reading sometimes.

My VCA is much more accurate than behavioral anslysis.

An insane woman does the same thing expecting a different result.

Going behavioral at end game = town loss

VCA at end game = town wi

I am done chasing my tail.

[Untrod Tripod]

holy shit aligning with NS and not the claimed mason is pretty bad

and anyone who claims to have The Key is always full of shit. that's some Kirk Cameron nonsense right there

AP, I'm interesting in lynching NS or Titus today. don't care which. that's how my pancreas feels.

[fferyllt]

Say we chainlynch cdb and ut and the game doesn't end.

What do you do next?

give me the play by play here.

[Untrod Tripod]

I don't think you've been paying attention

Titus is literally incapable of being wrong

she's like the Pope or something, except instead of being the head of the catholic church, it's some kind of weird VCA related cult

[Nobody Special]

Say we chainlynch cdb and ut and the game doesn't end.

What do you do next?

give me the play by play here.

It would have to be either Boo or Titus. Neither of whom I am scumreading. (It also would depend on who got nightkilled in the interim.)


I AM ANGRY ABOUT MY WEDDING NOT BEING PERFECT YARRRRRRRR