We Didn't Playtest This | Game over, everyone loses

[Ozgin]

I'm not the one with a CLAIMED FUCKING COP GUILTY ON ME


come the fuck on you're smart enough to know how this works, there is no fucking way you live through that


If you flip town, I'll spend the rest of the game transforming myself into your avatar of hate and spreading carnage through the ranks while power fucking Ozgin. But there is no fucking way I'm disregarding a claimed guilty.

I have lived through 5 times. do you wanna see?

ask tboner cos he claimed a cop guilty on me too!

then there was desp. metal did it too but he lacked the oompf behind it.

you can't shut me up. I will outscreech you, my voice is higher pitched.

I am trying to tell you that something happened last night that incredibly wonky. some1 shld be claiming fruit by now and orange isn't so I don't think our role block landed on him! unless he is lying but I am so trying hard to not turn into a paranoid freakshow.

do you think he is lying?

fucking help me

"I'm really good at talking my way out of shit. I swear I'm a good player and a town one. I also swear that some crazy, off-the-wall shit happened that nullified an investigator's role, and not a very simple and straightforward answer!"

[Oranje Crush]

Also, cop guilty on mollie?

VOTE: pirate ika

[Pirate Ika]

Well let's agree with the second half of it because Oranje was trying to town-confirm himself off your alleged guilty.

Right, but if we shoot ika and he flips scum (which he will), and he just starts waving his dick around and saying, "LOOK THIS MAKES ME TOWN HURR" then we can just collectively say "Shut the hell up, moron" and, as a collective team of townies, find evidence to support scum claims on him or someone else.

idc that you are hard for our lynch.

titus is town. molla probs is too. I am so torn about orange. if kuribo is lynching me then take it as a scum claim.

thats all I got.

[Oranje Crush]

I'm not absolutely sure that it was 2 mafia factions considering the eviscerate kill flavor could be an SK. Assuming that incinerate is volcano flavor.

No one's one-hundred percent certain that both mafia factions made the kill, e,g: doctor saves, but I think It's a safe assumption that the two mafia factions shot the same person. The Mafia wouldn't pass up a chance to kill,

but the Sk might

... that's a very strong

might

. I've never seen it happen in a game, but the sk might not have killed in order for us to doubt the presence of third party. Also, mafia often think alike, whether they want to or not. Killing the cop and blinding the town of information early-game isn't a half bad strategy. It's almost the most obvious move.

Why the fuck are we talking about an SK here?

[Oranje Crush]

Like, incremental to that you're all "maybe the SK didn't kill" which would be more weird since most SKs are compulsive.

[ActionDan]

I'm actually not sure how to take this. That literally just destroyed all my setup spec.

So my new theory if this actually turns out to be a mafia team is that one of the setups was 2-2-9

[God of Power Outlets]

"If kuribo is lynching me take it as a scum claim"

Fuck that shit mollie, what happened the last time I caught you out as scum?


We both know if I was scum I'd have blown your brains out last night instead of trying to push a lynch. When have I ever fucking tried to lynch you as scum instead of just killing you outright?

[ActionDan]

Obviously shoot the guilty. Chances of being framed are ~0. Chances of busdriver are only slightly higher

[BBmolla]

Well let's agree with the second half of it because Oranje was trying to town-confirm himself off your alleged guilty.

Right, but if we shoot ika and he flips scum (which he will), and he just starts waving his dick around and saying, "LOOK THIS MAKES ME TOWN HURR" then we can just collectively say "Shut the hell up, moron" and, as a collective team of townies, find evidence to support scum claims on him or someone else.

idc that you are hard for our lynch.

titus is town. molla probs is too. I am so torn about orange. if kuribo is lynching me then take it as a scum claim.

thats all I got.

ika mollie

there is a guilty on you

why would people wanting to lynch you be scum

[BBmolla]

Obviously shoot the guilty. Chances of being framed are ~0. Chances of busdriver are only slightly higher

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[ActionDan]

I'll be back later

[deathfisaro]

Why the fuck are we assuming bus driver over shit like framer btw

I do consider framer because that mafia doesn't seem to be flavour related to incinerating or eviscerating.
The difference is, I expect town bus driver would claim if he successfully redirected, whereas I really don't see framer claiming.

It's the lack of flavour in the result that is slightly annoying.

[Cuttlefish]

Vote Count 2.02

Pirate Ika (4)

- Narninian, Ozgin, Three-Pronged Trouser God, Oranje Crush

LucianRoy (2)

- Om of the Nom, Drixx

Oranje Crush (1)

- Toon Fighter

copper223 (1)

- Bulbasaur Commonwealth

Ozgin (1)

- Pirate Ika

Bulbasaur Commonwealth (1)

- VysePresident

Cerberus v666 (1)

- Magua

Not Voting (14)

: ActionDan, ChriVi, Boonskiies, PeregrineV, vonflare, Cerberus v666, BRantz, LucianRoy, Titus, Lihin, BBmolla, copper223, deathfisaro

With 25 votes in play, it takes 13 to lynch.

Deadline falls in (expired on 2015-04-02 10:05:14).

[Pirate Ika]

"If kuribo is lynching me take it as a scum claim"

Fuck that shit mollie, what happened the last time I caught you out as scum?


We both know if I was scum I'd have blown your brains out last night instead of trying to push a lynch. When have I ever fucking tried to lynch you as scum instead of just killing you outright?

have you asked tboner if he claimed a fake guilty on me yet.

cos you probs shld.

no1 is claiming fruit and I am trying to tell you that there must have been some weird global action involved.

I can't believe that I am getting mislynched over mod fuckery. when my fucking play is TOWN.

[Pirate Ika]

Well let's agree with the second half of it because Oranje was trying to town-confirm himself off your alleged guilty.

Right, but if we shoot ika and he flips scum (which he will), and he just starts waving his dick around and saying, "LOOK THIS MAKES ME TOWN HURR" then we can just collectively say "Shut the hell up, moron" and, as a collective team of townies, find evidence to support scum claims on him or someone else.

idc that you are hard for our lynch.

titus is town. molla probs is too. I am so torn about orange. if kuribo is lynching me then take it as a scum claim.

thats all I got.

ika mollie

there is a guilty on you

why would people wanting to lynch you be scum

I am not calling the pple who want to lynch us scum only kuribo you freaking worm.

[BBmolla]

Why the fuck are we assuming bus driver over shit like framer btw

I do consider framer because that mafia doesn't seem to be flavour related to incinerating or eviscerating.
The difference is, I expect town bus driver would claim if he successfully redirected, whereas I really don't see framer claiming.

It's the lack of flavour in the result that is slightly annoying.

...Why are we assuming town fucking with things instead of Mafia?

Like why are you assuming Town Bus Driver over the MUCH MORE SENSICAL Scum Bus Driver?

JUST FUCKING SHOOT PIRATE IKA JESUS CHRIST

[BBmolla]

I can't believe that I am getting mislynched over mod fuckery. when my fucking play is TOWN.

I mean

I gotta be real

If someone was mod confirmed to be a "Guilty Child" but there play "seemed town"

I'm gonna go with the mod confirmed alignment

Like

Yeah

[Pirate Ika]

my reads are shit.

there is too much "follow the cop" when I am trying to tell you pple that his results are whacked.

that is pretty much all of the sanity I have left

you are on your own.

[God of Power Outlets]

Ok fine, I get what you're saying


Now listen to what I'm saying:


If there was some kind of global fuckery going on then ok they need to claim it

If they don't claim it then either A) it didn't happen or B) it wasn't town

Look at it from my point of view- how many times have I talked my way out of bullshit like cop guilties or jail keeps or whatever by pushing "BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN SHENANIGANS!"
I have no way of knowing if there were shenanigans--- all I know is theres a guilty on you

I'm not willing to go to post game and see you get a scummy nomination for best scum play and have me holding my dick going "dang mollie you sure spread that Mist so well, really had me going!"

I want to win this fucking game, because GOD KNOWS I don't actually enjoy playing mafia, least of all being town, least of all being town in THIS game. Personally if I weren't in a hydra, I'd have been replaced out already.

I'm getting older mollie, and I don't have the inclination for arguing with stupid towns people anymore. I've said before that I'm gonna just stick to modding, which I do enjoy. So I don't know if this is my last game. And I don't know if I'm a dinosaur of a forgotten age on this site. Nor do I know if site meta has irrevocably passed me by. I do know one thing though:

When a cop claims a guilty on someone Day 2, I drive them into the fucking ground.

[God of Power Outlets]

If anyone fucked around in a way that may have messed with a cop guilty, they need to say so right now


Otherwise it WILL be treated as a scum claim

[God of Power Outlets]

Sorry, won't find pity from UT or I. The last game we hydra'd in we had a fucked up Hider guilty on us as the town doctor and we had to grin and bear it. Shit happens, we can't have this hanging over our heads the rest of the game.

So...bend over and open wide.

[copper223]

@BBmolla
Because the standard Mollie reaction to getting called scum is to shut down and lurk, the fact she is eagerly trying to prove she is town and the way she is name calling her detractors are part of her town meta, it goes back to what she said about all her hydras being players that want to troll because they know they will likely not be lynched, she has that much of a disparity of meta between scum and town that it usually is obvious which one it is.

So while normally this would be a done deal, it's worth investigating here, because either she woke up today with a new resolution to defend herself more as scum or something else is going on that I don't understand.

[copper223]

If they do flip town the framer/bus driver is someone that doesn't know Mollie's meta.

[God of Power Outlets]

Meta is completely bullshit

Or as DGB says "meta is krap"

Mollie has detailed files on everyone she's played with, regarding their tells, their meta. Do you think she doesn't know her own?

[deathfisaro]

I'll wait one day for a shenanigan claim since about 10 people haven't posted anything in regards to the guilty result.