UnCouTh mAfia - [UnCouTh eNding]

[Bookitty]

Can you guys just vote CDB and get this show on the road like armadillos trying to cross the road before the freight train arrives?

This makes me want to dump a whole plate of spaghetti on your settee, Titus.

Why don't you lead the way, then? I'm already voting him. Why are you encouraging others to do what you're not doing yourself?

[Titus]

Can you guys just vote CDB and get this show on the road like armadillos trying to cross the road before the freight train arrives?

This makes me want to dump a whole plate of spaghetti on your settee, Titus.

Why don't you lead the way, then? I'm already voting him. Why are you encouraging others to do what you're not doing yourself?

Because I prefer a UT vote more. CDB is a compromise that is possibly scum pulling an ika and acting like a rat vomiting a phonebook.

[AngryPidgeon]

Well, it appears that the play everyone on the field supports is a CDB lynch. We could wait for the NS replacement to get here and be productive but I tend to doubt that whoever it is will make much of a difference as far as Today goes.

I'm ultimately ok with lynching CDB because hes AFK and everyone else wants to and I'm sort of meh about him. I don't really feel like dragging this game Day out if we are just going to get more of the same crap.

Sooooo, intent to vote CDB. My lips are quivering with excitement.

[Serene2]

@MODS:

Please, I must request replacement.

Now seeking a replacement for Nobody Special.

edit: AND CDB TOO

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE US SO MUCH

[fferyllt]

VOTE: CDB

no spring training camp for you.

[Serene2]

[The three Serenes enter the basement, holding pillowcases and handcuffs.]

"Okay, listen up," says the Loud Serene, "The cost of keeping you guys down here is starting to climb. You're just not killing each other fast enough, and frankly it took you way too long to resort to cannibalism. We didn't plan for this, and as a result we decided to demand ransom from some of your families for your safe return. Unlikely though that seems."

"So," says the Smart One, "we've actually received payments for two of you."

"I didn't know any of these reprobates had family," says Lady Serene, "let alone people who'd be willing to PAY to see them alive again!"

"Well, there was that one guy that offered to double it if we could assure him he'd never see the prisoner again at all," replies Smart Serene.

"To be fair," says the Loud Serene, "we were only asking for $32.75."

"What do you want from me?" asks Lady Serene. "I didn't think their lives were worth more than that."

[They place the pillowcases over the heads of ChannelDeliBird and Nobody Special, handcuffing them and starting up the stairs with them.]

"You guys are coming with us," says the Smart One. "You're not like the other prisoners, apparently you're loved."

[The door doesn't close, instead, two new faces tumble head over heels down the stairs.]

"This is Egg and goodmorning!" says the Loud One. "They're playing with you guys now! Don't give them any special treatment--- they're worthless dirt, just like the rest of you!"

"Speaking of dirt," says the Smart One, "that's what you're having for lunch. But hey, it's pottery dirt, so it's got those little styrofoam vitamins in it."

"Have a great day, my little pig droppings!" says Lady Serene.

[The door closes and the game continues.]

Egg now replaces Nobody Special.
goodmorning now replaces ChannelDeliBird.

[fferyllt]

UNVOTE

gm, I doubt there's much that could change my mind.

sit down and have a beer.

[goodmorning]

If I were to try to sit down and have a beer the chair would probably break, causing me some dread injury just like the last time.

At any rate I'm Town. I tried reading the flipped Scum in ISO for a bit but it was a really really empty ISO so I'm going to have to ISO the living instead.

[Egg]

Hi guys. So today was supposed to be a very free day but my fiance ended up having to bring her mom to the hospital (happens a lot. She has MS) and I have our son with me and can't get to the library. But I have all week off work and should be caught up by Friday night.

Also, I'm sure NS mentioned I'm getting married. But that shouldn't affect my posting.

[Bookitty]

@MOD:

I am unworthy, like a strawberry jam stain on the hem of your pristine white robes. Yet I supplicate you for one small favour, your Serene Highnesses:

Could you please remind us of when deadline hits?

[AngryPidgeon]

Hello egg and gm. Trying to keep track of all the replacements this game has been giving me an upset stomach.

If anyone could make not want to lynch the CDB slot upon replacing in, its GM. But once again, we need to do something to break apart the scum's zone coverage defense.

BRantz readslist
Beginning of F-16's big reads summaries

Summary that sucks:
Titus currently thinks that Ns (now Egg) and BooKitty are 'confirmed town' because of this votecount which has 2 flipped scum voting a 3rd flipped scum:

VOTECOUNT

F-16_Fighting_Falcon (4): BRantz, Bookitty, Nobody Special, ika
Nachomamma8 (4): TierShift, F-16_Fighting_Falcon, Katsuki
AngryPidgeon (2): SleepyKrew, Nachomamma8,
TierShift (1): Espeonage
Katsuki (1): AngryPidgeon
T S O (1): beastcharizard
ika (1): ChannelDelibird,

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Ffery is a mason and probably the last remaining PR in the game. There should be one scum left in the game.

Titus replaced in and tunneled ika to death on the end of D1 with UTs slot putting a hammer vote on ika in its first replace in as T-bone.
I sort of led the BRantz lynch in a non-committal way which changed BooKitty's and Titus's read on me to probably-town.

I think scum is most likely in the Egg-slot or Titus. Some of Boo's earlier posts simply look too town and ffery is a mason who has looked town all game.

[Egg]

I think the wagon on Nacho is abysmal. It makes me feel ucky, like when tacos drip all over your hand while you're eating them and then you don't notice and get a giant smear down your favourite blouse.

Falcon seems pretty conflicted about whether he wants Nacho dead or wants to sheep him. While sheep can be pretty tasty as part of a balanced diet, I think it's an odd choice at this point for Falcon.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Falcon

@Espe: Stop talking about my rack


of lamb.

That logic that myself and GM are confirmed town is worse than the cheap DJ my parents want for my wedding.

If scum decided to bus, it wouldn't surprise me if they went hard.

Not having read the game yet though, I have no strong opinion on Bookitty yet.

Did our flipped masons claim mason with ffery or did that come after their death? It would definitely help me reading this game knowing she is confirmed town.

[Egg]

No clue why that quote is in that post. Or why people think chocolate belongs in a fucking wedding cake!!!

[Bookitty]

It is pretty weird that that quote cropped up when you said you hadn't read the game yet.

It's like a strand of spaghetti on top of a gluten-free pizza: out of place.

[fferyllt]

Did our flipped masons claim mason with ffery or did that come after their death? It would definitely help me reading this game knowing she is confirmed town.

We decided not to crumb. Nacho and I figured that TSO would be the mason who went deep into the game, so both of us set up early day 1 interactions with TSO that he could point to later.

Sadly, he fumbled a few posts wrt to his posting restriction, and was ejected from the game.

So, here I am, drinking sad beer about it.

It is pretty weird that that quote cropped up when you said you hadn't read the game yet.

It's like a strand of spaghetti on top of a gluten-free pizza: out of place.

Yeah it is.

I have a favor to ask.

Let me hammer today.

I am going to spend most of Wednesday (tomorrow) flying to Florida. There's something I want to point out before the game day ends, but right now I want to wait until the last minute, in case this lynch doesn't win it.

[Titus]

@Egg, AP oversimplies it but yes you and Boo are confirmed town from my perspective. So if you just hurry up and obvtown we can move on with the assumption I was right. K thx. Trust late game VCA magic. This game will be game 5 that my reads are right.

Note: AP's scumread increased the more I stopped the wagon on your slot as if UT and CDB (now gm) are both town, he has to be scum.

It's most likely GM.

[Titus]

@Egg Are my AP suspicions less valid than a chicken chasing its head? The more he posts the scummier he looks and it's distracting me from the fact scum is most probably in UT and GM.

[AngryPidgeon]

Did our flipped masons claim mason with ffery or did that come after their death? It would definitely help me reading this game knowing she is confirmed town.

she claimed it right after Nacho died, but I think its essentially 99.9% likely she is town considering her play and the claim.

@Titus:

It's most likely GM.

huh?

Im amused that Egg is actually getting married in real life.

hopefully he doesn't eat too much cake and rot his teeth and throat.

[Egg]

So we don't have confirmation that you are a mason?

And yeah I'm on Page 2 lol. That was post 41. That's not exactly having read the game. Do you guys really think that as scum I'd lie about how caught up I am? Come on, you both know me better than that. Then again, you haven't RSVP'd and I sent out wedding invites months ago!!!

Preview edit: if he oversimplified, I'd like to hear your more complex version because I don't see how two bussing scum confirms the other players voting said scum to be town. That would be as crazy as picking the first wedding dress you see. That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works. This is why we have brides maids. If it was that easy, there'd be no need for them. No need for all the hype. Actually, if it was that simple, it would probably be a lot cheaper and less stressful. But this is my day dammit. Everyone needs to suffer so I can be happy because fuck people.

Preview edit again: dunno yet. He doesn't stand out to me in the first two pages and all I've seen on this page is his post where he says you are crazy for calling non-confirmed town confirmed town but seems to be doing the same thing with ffery... I mean I obviously won't vote him for that alone with so much left to do though. On top of reading this game, I need to figure out who is sitting where and what we are eating. And I can't have Giovanni's cater now because their dessert is ALL chocolate and my grandma can't have chocolate because it gives her headaches and I already told them they could do it and now the whole day is ruined!

Preview edit again: lol I actually thought of that too. Like we just started calling churches and places for the reception and all that cool shit. Like in RL.

[Titus]

@AP, I meant UT or GM. Got distracted by that dancing Pidgeon.

@Egg, need to get home to do that.

[AngryPidgeon]

titus, I'm not an idiot when it comes to scum play. If I were scum, I would help you douse the GM and Ut slots with stomach acid and then go to lylo with BooKitty and the NS slot. It wouldn't be hard at all.

[fferyllt]

So we don't have confirmation that you are a mason?

No you don't. It would amuse me greatly for you to try and make something of that. Some fumbles are funnier than others.

[Titus]

@AP You kill me you lose a mislynch, confirm my VCA as accurate, and become more likely tp die than a chicken in a wolf house.

[goodmorning]

Did our flipped masons claim mason with ffery or did that come after their death? It would definitely help me reading this game knowing she is confirmed town.

she claimed it right after Nacho died, but I think its essentially 99.9% likely she is town considering her play and the claim.

Maybe, except see Cabd in Pinnipedium.

Seeing that made me as happy for Cabd as the number of times I tripped yesterday (i.e., a lot).

Anyway, I dunno. I'll read and make my own value judgements, I think.

[Bookitty]

I'm going to unvote for now pending information on when the deadline is or if we have a deadline extension.

In other news, I ate fifteen funnel cakes and I'm now delightfully coated in singed powdered sugar

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