UnCouTh mAfia - [UnCouTh eNding]

[fferyllt]

I'm here. Exhausted.

I need to read through the last day or so's worth of posts.

My on-the-plane impression of GM so far is decidedly unimpressed. Maybe I'll feel differently on a reread.

I absolutely will not vote AP. If GM has actually redeemed her slot then I'd want to look to UT or NS/egg.

I feel like the number of late-game replacements of concerning slots has made this game more difficult to figure out.

I'd like to sit down and do this with a good porter or stout, but tomorrow's going to be hell.

[Titus]

I'm feeling rather peckish but I'm still not sure I want pigeon on the menu or on the tablecloth.

I still haven't got any idea when the deadline hits, but given the lack of support for the CDB lynch, I'm willing to join you, Titus, assuming you can make that wagon viable.

As it is, it looks like we're going to be lynching nobody at all.

I would compromise on UT only because the conftown is refusing to vote AP. Let's stop running like chickens with our heads cut off and vote.

[fferyllt]

bookitty what caused your mind to change about AP?

[AngryPidgeon]

Did she? I thought she had been calling me and my pancreas town since the BRantz lynch.

[fferyllt]

titus is voting you, right? She said she'd join titus.

I'm really confused because i thought she was townreading you now.

I didn't drink that porter, so it's not beer goggles confusion.

[AngryPidgeon]

I looked at her recent posts. I don't see it. Unless she said it before Titus voted me. In which case she meant good mornings stomach needed help.

[AngryPidgeon]

Or ut rather. I need my liver checked.

[Titus]

titus is voting you, right? She said she'd join titus.

I'm really confused because i thought she was townreading you now.

I didn't drink that porter, so it's not beer goggles confusion.

I was scumreading AP until the Brantz lynch. Then I was townreading AP until I looked at the votes and kills.

[Titus]

They make me feel like a drunk cat at a frat.

[Bookitty]

titus is voting you, right? She said she'd join titus.

I'm really confused because i thought she was townreading you now.

I didn't drink that porter, so it's not beer goggles confusion.

I prefer the CDB lynch. I'm most confident there. My vote is still there.

AP is the only person I can see who was throwing shade on a lot of different people; since I believe that there is only one scum left, I could see the Brantz thing as bussing (Nacho pushed that, if I recall correctly, and AP just went along as did I). I'm not certain AP is town now. He fits a certain profile of lone scum and I don't discount that.

By my calculations, today is deadline. I'm willing to vote AP if that's the only way to get a lynch. No one is willing to move (most aren't even willing to vote) so I was willing to spill the beans (on the picnic table) and say that I would vote AP if it's the only way to get a lynch.

I think I said if Titus could make that wagon viable, I would join it. Right now we don't even have one viable wagon. To me, that's a problem.

[fferyllt]

AP had ihis vote on BRantz before Nacho did iirc.

VOTE GoodMorning

I am horribly busy today, but will follow by phone and check in when I can. I'm willing to move to UT if necessary to get a lynch.

Now for some espresso stout.

[Serene2]

The door opens and Lady Serene shows up dressed like Rambo and brandishing a semi-automatic weapon. She is loudly thumping her muddy army boots going down the stairs. Her fatigues are filthy, her forehead sweaty and bloody. She sits in the stairs, fist on one hip, elbow on one knee.

"The SWAT team is here"

she pants,

"Smart Serene is in talks with the hostage negotiators, he's stalling them so that we can continue our important experiment. We are close to the end. We cannot lose everything now. I know you feel like we do that the results are going to be a cornerstone in the the furtherance of civilization, psychology, and social refinement. I am going to hang down here with you to make sure this gets accomplished in a timely fashion, seeing that the Bada Bing is under siege, and we're on the 24 hour cycle on CNN."

She stands up gravely, points her weapon at the filthy hostages.

"Get to it,"

she utters in a most sinister tone that sends a chill down everyone's spines.

(expired on 2015-03-31 09:00:00)

VOTECOUNT

Untrod Tripod (1): Egg
Egg (1): AngryPidgeon
AngryPidgeon (1): Titus
goodmorning (1): fferyllt

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.

INFRACTIONS

Titus: 2/3
Angry Pidgeon: 1/3
fferrylt: 1/3

[Egg]

Guys, I'm V/LA. I PM'd the Mods yesterday. The day I replaced in, my fiance's mom went to the hospital. Apparently, they prescribed her valium, a muscle relaxer, and sleep pills. Ridiculous amounts of all three. So she takes it as prescribed and yesterday was completely unresponsive (still is). With all of this going on, I go back to working doubles after my midnight shift tonight. I apologize because I obviously didn't expect any of this and only got to the library one of the four days I thought I'd be able to. I PM'd the Mods thinking they'd announce it because I was in no mood to keep up the post restriction.

But yeah my wedding is ruined and you guys don't even care.

[AngryPidgeon]

UNVOTE: ; VOTE: good morning
You all can't tell but I'm pursing my lips at this thread. I'm willing to compromise here today.

[Titus]

Not lynching GM as she as town as much as chickens are on a farm. UT and AP are the only wagons I will vote.

[Bookitty]

I was sure that I was still voting CDB, but I guess that I wasn't. Joke's on me, much like the yolk was on me earlier.

VOTE: GoodMorning

[Egg]

Bookitty, why did you dance on the food? Are you trying to ruin my wedding? I noticed this as I was reading the thread.

Yeah, I read a little on the way to the hospital. I find myself agreeing with Titus that AP and Untrod are the most likely scum candidates. Goodmorning and bookitty are obvtown to me. I'm conflicted on ffery, but haven't made it to the mason claim yet and see nothing that contradicts the claim so far. Titus is a town lean still too.

[Titus]

@Egg, If you feel that way, vote AP with me. AP has FFery wrapped around his finger like a lasso on a pig.

[Egg]

Well obviously the wedding is more important but I wanted to read some more before I commit to things. But I mean I can see that Goodmorning is L-1 and deadline is coming so at the very least I guess I can use my vote to show what I believe so far.

And even though I don't have loads of time, I'm trying to read a few pages here and there and make some progress. I'd love to just print off the game and read it at work but as a phone poster I don't have a printer........

[Egg]

After all that I forgot to even

Vote AP

Must be the wedding planning getting to me

[Untrod Tripod]

Yeah, I think that this AP wagon that Titus is pushing is a mislynch. I think she's trying to get rid of the resistance to push her remaining "scum" candidates. I want a Titus lynch today.

but I also want some diamond earrings, so....

[AngryPidgeon]

Friendly reminder that we have less than 3 days until the serenes forcefully remove our intestines.

[fferyllt]

no amount of beer will convince me to vote ap today. i'll move to ut or egg if I must. preferably ut.

moving day. Will check back in a few hours. phoneposting. no idea when Comcast will get internet access to my grandmother's condo.

[AngryPidgeon]

I'll self vote to avoid a no lynch.

I'm not going to let this town succumb to an upset stomach.

(Im fine with lynching UT too fwiw)

[Bookitty]

I'll self vote to avoid a no lynch.

I'm not going to let this town succumb to an upset stomach.

(Im fine with lynching UT too fwiw)

Not to rain spaghetti on your delightful smorgasbord, but this won't help. There are three votes on GoodMorning and only one on you that I see.