Sentencing Order: SleepyKrew
The defendant has entered a plea of guilty before the Court of Titles on March 28th, 2015 to one count of standing around not looking busy. On that same date the defendant waived his right to a penalty phase jury and the court began the penalty phase at a non-jury hearing on March 29th, 2015. The parties presented matters in aggravation and mitigation during the penalty phase hearing. The court now finds as follows:
1. SleepyKrew guilt on the charge of standing around not looking busy has been established beyond a reasonable doubt.
2. SleepyKrew has expressed a sincere desire to atone for his actions.
It Is The Judgement Of This Court:
1. For the crime of standing around not looking busy the defendant is hereby sentenced to three years of Title Fairying with the possibility of early parole should a willing successor be found.
Ordered
at Yet Another Dance of the Title Fairy: Change Up, Site Ideas, this 29th day of March, 2015.