UnCouTh mAfia - [UnCouTh eNding]

[Serene2]

CNN Live coverage: Standoff at the Bada Bing: Hour 20

"Breaking news, the ASPCA has joined the standoff at the Bada Bing. The ASPCA spokesman cited concerns about the treatment of some rats. The ASPCA's Armed Response Unit is presently on the scene, joining the FBI, State Police, ATF, and a diplomatic envoy from the People's Republic of China. All of them are claiming jurisdiction over the crime scene. As the number of armed law enforcement members increases, the chances of a peaceful resolution continue to dwindle. "

Deadline: (expired on 2015-04-23 09:00:00)

VOTECOUNT

Indecisive much?

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

INFRACTIONS

Untrod Tripod: 3/3
fferrylt: 1/3
Titus: 1/3

[AngryPidgeon]

So my thought is who wants me at endgame and why?

Literally everybody except me. for the purpose of MLing me.

Fferyllt: Why is she still alive? Could I be wrong about her?

lmao no.

we arent lynching ffery.

there could be 9001 retarded scum gambits.

and i still.

wont lynch.

fucking obvtown.

jesus.

Is this one of those situations where you're supposed to No Lynch and see what happens tomorrow?

no.

we arent going to no lynch.

holy shit. my stomach is going to give out.

egg flipping town is no need to no lynch someone in a 1:4 scenario, wtf

Ok so there are like 3 of you that seem to have had your minds blown by this nk.

And one of you that seems to be in high spirits.

[Titus]

that said, I'm confused as hell to be alive and egg dead. I'm still trying to figure out what sort of scum strategy made that an optimal choice.

The only thing I can think of is having me mislynch in lylo since I hate being conftown or making major decisions like fish hate flying in a bird's mouth. It will choke them.

[Titus]

Wait, if UT has three infractons, shouldn't he be more roadkill like an armadillo run over by a country truck?

[Serene2]

A modkill occurs on the fourth infraction, not the third.

[Untrod Tripod]

you won't be rid of me and my fabulous earrings so easily Titus

[Titus]

UT, who do you think is scummier than a rat chewing on a phone book? I will never vote for Bookitty still. Her early game votes clear her more than water cleans snake skin and I feel sorry for anyone who cannot see that.

[Bookitty]

Okay. I've thought about this a bit between munching on tortilla chips and distributing salsa evenly all over my stylish but affordable leather boots.

I'm not voting Titus or Ffery today. Titus because upon thinking about it more, I don't think she would have hard defended BRantz that way if she were scum. Ffery - if she's scum, I think she probably deserves a win. She knows why I am paranoid of her but her argument about Nacho makes sense too and I did think the evidence supported her mason claim.

That leaves AP and UT. My gutread on either could be wrong. I'm thinking about both in connection with the nightkill and the thread, but it's likely my vote will land on one or the other today.

[AngryPidgeon]

VOTE: UT

We should have digested this Yesterday, my bad. My stomach is ready now.

[fferyllt]

I want to look at day 5 plays that should have drawn penalty flags.

I started this earlier but lost wifi before I was finished and basically have to start over.

I have a probably crackpot theory but I need to see what the data says.

[Titus]

You sure that's salsa and not pig's blood that the pissed off scum have thrown?

I am fine with ut or ap being lynched. That's it.

Strongly preferring AP because if he takes Ffery into lylo, he will win.

[fferyllt]

you seriously underestimate the extremes of paranloia I experience in LYLO.

Sudden death overtime is a whole new game.

[AngryPidgeon]

So, here is how I see things right now.

ffery is still town and no amount of anything is changing that read for me. Even going to lylo with her.

Ffery if you have even the tiniest amount of doubt about my alignment then please vote me Today. I will help destroy my liver. I'm not going to be mislynched in lylo. Im sure as fuck not going to lylo with titus still around in this present state of affairs. And I'm certainly not going to get paranoid of you in lylo and I sort of expect the same after following the GM vote and advocating for your townieness as loud as i possibly can.

Titus killing Egg doesn't make a huge amount of sense to me. I mean I realize that WIFOM and all that sort of applies here. Buuuut, why not kill BooKitty if Titus really wants to make some weird play here? Egg was supporting her.

BooKitty killing Egg makes some sense to me. I think everyone was expecting ffery and Bookitty to be the 2 nks before lylo since they were largely considered town. If ffery dies the first night, and someone else died the 2nd night, people would definitely be looking at her cross eyed in lylo. Killing Egg rattles things up the phase before, so ffery's death looks like whatever and Boo being in lylo isnt as weird. Her suggesting a NL and doubting ffery looked pretty bold to be from scum though. I guess its possible she was trying to make me look bad, but that could be said of everyone.

UT. Is getting PoE'd out. Egg kill makes everyone forget about that and start running around like lunatics. Egg as a hailmary kill? I'd buy it. I mean what was his plan for lylo anyways?

So shrug, IDK. Its not ffery. Titus had more direct ways to win this so I don't see why she'd make such a weird kill except to go for the WIFOM-bomb play. (HaHa! Never go against a pidgeon when death is on the line!).

BooKitty and Ut have the most to gain from all this nonsense. I'll lynch myself Today though because if I have to hear Titus call BooKitty conftown one more time I might peck someone's eyes out.

[Serene2]

CNN Live coverage: Standoff at the Bada Bing: Hour 22

"Folks, in a world exclusive, we now reportedly have first-hand accounts from someone inside the Bada Bing. Tell me, are all of the hostages safe?"

"Well, to be honest it's awful down here. The suspects are heavily armed and HOWARD STERN RULES! BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY!"

[The caller is disconnected as the talking head on TV mumbles about people needing to get a life.]

Deadline: (expired on 2015-04-23 09:00:00)

VOTECOUNT

Untrod Tripod (1): AngryPigeon

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

INFRACTIONS

Untrod Tripod: 3/3
fferrylt: 1/3
Titus: 1/3

[Untrod Tripod]

so you're voting for me, but Bookitty makes the most sense to you as scum, but you'll also vote for yourself because you're tired of hearing one of your townreads talk about how one of your possible scumreads is town?

is that about right?

you're reminding me of one of those street magicians who wears like 20 shiny rings on one hand so I'm distracted while his other hand does something

[Untrod Tripod]

UT, who do you think is scummier than a rat chewing on a phone book? I will never vote for Bookitty still. Her early game votes clear her more than water cleans snake skin and I feel sorry for anyone who cannot see that.

I'm trying to clear my mind of my existing read on you so I can reevaluate, so please jangle your bracelets for my effort

I'm coming around to your way of thinking on AP. his last post was fucking gross.
I can't vote Boo for ~reasons~ even though her last post was kind of weird
ffer, if she's alive tomorrow I've decided I won't consider it. that would be too cute of a fakeclaim. I'm banishing the paranoia from my mind.

so POE it has to be you or AP. I could do an AP lynch today and I'm pretty sure it'll end the game, but I'll reevaluate tomorrow if it doesn't.

[Titus]

you seriously underestimate the extremes of paranloia I experience in LYLO.

Sudden death overtime is a whole new game.

I am not sure if I have seen you in lylo.

Me living to lylo doesn't happen too much either. The last time I hit mylo was Knight Errant. Handed them a scum at the worst possible moment to bus...then I got turbo mislynched.

I want to win this as my lylo skills are as trained as a baby zebra for a horse fence jumping contest thingy.

[AngryPidgeon]

sorry if my posts are giving anyone an upset stomach!

[Bookitty]

I want to look at day 5 plays that should have drawn penalty flags.

I started this earlier but lost wifi before I was finished and basically have to start over.

I have a probably crackpot theory but I need to see what the data says.

Not to overturn the escargot tray onto your cargo cult and spill melted butter on your deck shoes, but have you made any progress here?

I am making a decision (right or wrong) to trust Titus here. We'll see how that works out for us.

I'll be voting AP barring any new evidence from Ffery in the next couple of days.

[fferyllt]

I'm mentally coming back to this game right now as I type. Given the amount of time what I want to do (again) will take, I've been putting it off until I had a decent chunk of time when I'm not half asleep or or wearing beer goggles.

The time is approximately now.

[Titus]

@Bookitty, good. So either today or tomorrow I'll be able to get back to my pet tarantulas in the zoo. Being away from them makes me feel so insane.

[AngryPidgeon]

VOTE: AP
Ok, destroying my own liver it is.

[AngryPidgeon]

Titus I know you are here.

vote me please.

I hope you and your pancreas are ready for the lylo you made for yourself.

[AngryPidgeon]

Titus, I know you see this.

So get the hell in this game.

Right the hell now.

ffery, your stomach is going to be perpetually upset. Let me help you with that. Either vote me or UT.

No more bullshitting around.

[Titus]

@AP,

VOTE: AP

Even if you are town, my stomach can handle a little venom. You see I got this ferret based antidote called VCA.

Calling your bluff.