UnCouTh mAfia - [UnCouTh eNding]

[Untrod Tripod]

also I puzzled it out, and literally the only way I could see to potentially pull out this lylo was to claim tracker/watcher

and obviously it didn't work

but there was no fucking way I was getting either you or Boo lynched today without cop results of some kind

[Bookitty]

You were awesome, Titus. I am now a true believer in the patented Titus VCA

There was no way I would have voted you today, so the claim making sense or not was a moo point anyway.

[Untrod Tripod]

considering how far I made it with one of the scummiest slots that ever scummed, I'd really like to run that game back with blank slates

although I talked myself out of killing Titus earlier and that probably would have helped

shrug

I'm honestly really proud of myself for making it to 3p lylo

[Untrod Tripod]

@mod release the mafia PT plz

[Bookitty]

I'm honestly really proud of myself for making it to 3p lylo

You should be. You took a slot that was basically irredeemable and stayed in the game right up til the very last vote.

That's an achievement you SHOULD be proud of

[kuribo]

DGB isn't around yet and I'm phone posting but when she gets here to wrap things up, I'll write up the flavor


Might try and do it now I just hate doing long posts from my phone. Also I'm at my girls house and data is spotty on my cell

[Serene2]

VOTECOUNT

Untrod Tripod (2): Titus, BooKitty LYNCH

With 3 alive, it takes 2 to lynch.

INFRACTIONS

NONE!

[No sooner did Lady Serene give her order than the players decided there was only one way out of this. One more murder and the "game" would end. Untrod Tripod turns to the other two to plead his case. BooKitty and Titus overpower him, and quickly tie him to the rafters. Despite being non-corpreal, Tripod somehow died quickly. Searching his pockets, Titus finds the handgun that had been used to murder so many in their sleep. She turns to Lady Serene.

"Tell me why I shouldn't kill you," says Titus.

"Because," replies Lady Serene, "we've brought out the best in you."

"That," says Smart Serene, "plus we only gave him one bullet a night."

[Titus looks down at the impotent weapon dejectedly. A sudden crash at the door interrupts the proceedings, and several things happen all at once. The tripwire on the door is activated, causing the basement to fill with a thick, dense smoke. A loud bang and a bright flash occur as the police throw a flashbang into the room and storm the basement.]

"FBI! EVERYBODY DOWN! What the f---"

[Smart Serene's smoke bomb had rendered visibility to zero. The police fumble about over the assorted garbage, corpses, and human waste. In thirty seconds, the smoke clears. Titus and BooKitty, beneath the hanging corpse of Tripod, are relieved. Salvation has come.]

"FBI," says the lead agent. "Titus and BooKitty, aka two of the Serenes, you're under arrest for multiple counts of murder, kidnapping, and dumping corpses in a no dumping zone."

"What?!" Shouts BooKitty, "get them! They're the kidnappers!"

"Who, those guys?"

[Titus and BooKitty look behind them, where the Serenes have unmasked and have chained themselves to the wall along with the Reverend while the smoke was filling the room.

"You've got to be kidding me!" Shouts Titus.

[The agent starts reading them their rights, while another agent frees the Serenes. Outside, BooKitty and Titus are being loaded into a police car. Behind them, Lady Serene watches with a mixture of fake distress and amusement. She winks at Titus. Baron Happleblap is in the crowd.]

"THERE THEY ARE!" He screams, pointing at BooKitty and Titus. "Those are the pigs that took my beloved enemy from me! Fry them! Shoot them!" VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!"

"Don't worry, ma'am," says one of the agents to Lady Serene. "We know you've been through a lot. Dr. Heinrich Von Fate has offered to take your PTSD treatment pro bono."

"Good," says Lady Serene. "That would be a most... Polite thing to do."

Untrod Tripod, Mafia Rolecop, has been lynched

Titus and BooKitty, vanilla townies survive.
TOWN WINS

I've made the mafia and dead PTs public

[Serene2]

TWO YEARS LATER

"CNN breaking news, we now have word that the jury has Handed down sentencing in the so-called 'uncouth murders.' BooKitty, also known as Lady Serene, was sentenced to 40 consecutive life terms in prison for kidnapping and murder. Titus, also known as Smart Serene, was also found guilty of the same, was sentenced to 72 hours of community service. This is in no small part due to Titus having a celebrity lawyer. Their accomplice, Untrod Tripod, better known as Loud Serene, remains dead."

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

[Lady Serene, now known as Dripping Goofball, looks up from her laptop. Deadlines were never a favorite of hers, though the money she receives for her daily advice column, "Ask Miss Conduct," more than made up for it. She had found her calling, instructing people on the ways of polite society to avoid uncouth behavior.]

[Smart Serene, now calling himself FakeGod, steps back from his desk. He smiles. Fermat's last theorem had eluded generations of mathematicians, but now he'd done it. After devising several new proofs, he had found an alternate solution for math's impossible riddle.]

[Loud Serene, or as you know him, "Kuribo the Crimson Warrior," stood behind the curtain. The crowd of 30,000 was cheering his name. He stepped from the curtain when his music started. The ring announcer introduced him as he held the WWE World Heavyweight title high above his head.]

[Reverend Insincere looked out upon his congregation. He had been portrayed as a victim in the media and now it had payed off. He glanced at his diamond and gold watch, then above at the glass ceiling of his megachurch. The cameras began rolling for his weekly program, and he led his flock in prayer.]

[Dr. Heinrich Von Fate approached the podium. He shook the hand of the Swiss president, who placed the Nobel Peace prize around his neck. He had done the impossible--- using the basement as his model, he had negotiated peace between Palestine and Israel. Dr. Fate addressed the crowd.]

"EHUHUEHEHEHEHEHUEHUE WORSHIP ME YOU FUCKS!"

[The Turk grimaced at his contestant. Despite speaking little English, he had found success as the host of Japan's number one cooking competition. With sadistic challenges such as "present five rat-based dishes," and "make a soufflé while a naked man stares at you," he was Japan's hottest sensation. Mostly his viewers enjoyed watching him scream at people in an incomprehensible language. He doesn't understand why they can't make a proper falafel. He yells at the contestant who has presented a fine French tartar.]

Subtitles: IS NO FALAFEL! IS SUSHI!

[Candi looked up from her desk. Her PHD hung proudly in the frame behind her. She finished
writing up her latest breakthrough in sociology. A knock at the door informed her it was time to go on for her second job. After all, student loans are tough.]

"Ladies and gentlemen, here's our own Dr. Candi! She's got a PHD in Pretty Hard Dicks, and she's got the perfect medicine for what ails you!" Says the announcer as "Dr. Feelgood" plays in the strip club.

[Baron Happleblap stood before Nacho's grave. He had brought to justice the people he felt were responsible and had been instrumental in the prosecutions' case. He nodded sagely. Vengeance never felt sweeter.]

[And so this brings our tale of uncouth to an end. To the dead, the survivors, and the spectators, remember--- politeness is important.]

[Egg]

Why'd I die before ffery?

[Bookitty]

Why'd I die before ffery?

Everyone was hungry and you looked delicious. :p

This game was so much fun! Thanks to everyone, and sorry to AP for not trusting in you more.

[Untrod Tripod]

Why'd I die before ffery?

Dat wifom

I was considering trying to frame her, but that plan fell apart.

[Titus]

@AP, I thought you were scum because you kept trying to expand the lynch pool to include two people who had to be town FMPOV. If we townblocked it out, we would win regardless.

@UT, Great play overall. Boned slots are boned. Kinda surprised you didn't play to me being arrogant more. It is the perception. Killing me wasn't ideal. Killing AP for a wtf kill would have been better. Push scum as me/Egg. I doubt it would have worked but it might have. You were an excellent sport.

At the end, I would have faked on Boo bc the pressure on me to reconsider...I was shocked when you voted me.

[Untrod Tripod]

You were never voting for boo

That much was clear to me

[Untrod Tripod]

And I dont push on people for personality

I hate manipulation of that nature

[Bookitty]

I am making a decision (right or wrong) to trust Titus here. We'll see how that works out for us.

As of that post there was no longer any possibility that I would vote Titus, so it wouldn't have mattered from my perspective.

[The Ghost of Julian de H]

Oh dear oh dear. Serenes, I don't see the full role PMs anywhere. Could you post them please? The PRs were great and led to lots of laughs.

"Good," says Lady Serene. "That would be a most... Polite thing to do."

i c wut u did there.

[Serene2]

Oh dear oh dear. Serenes, I don't see the full role PMs anywhere. Could you post them please? The PRs were great and led to lots of laughs.

"Good," says Lady Serene. "That would be a most... Polite thing to do."

i c wut u did there.

Might have to wait till I get home, that's a lot of copy pasting from a phone lol

-kuribo

[SleepyKrew]

Sorry for flaking like a no good sewer rat.

[FakeGod]

Slow clap

Wonderful, wonderful game.

[AngryPidgeon]

Thank god we pulled it off. Fakegod that is.

[FakeGod]

Oh dear oh dear. Serenes, I don't see the full role PMs anywhere. Could you post them please? The PRs were great and led to lots of laughs.

"Good," says Lady Serene. "That would be a most... Polite thing to do."

i c wut u did there.

Might have to wait till I get home, that's a lot of copy pasting from a phone lol

-kuribo

Just make the mod PT public.

[Serene2]

Dead PT
Masonry PT
Mafia PT
Mod PT

[Serene2]

Role PMs are in the Mod PT.

[The Ghost of Julian de H]

Oh dear oh dear. Thanks for that. But my

Post

Ghost Restriction wasn't in there! Here it is for anyone (anyone?) who might be curious.

You are DEAD.

All your posts must contain some reference to a desire for a calamitous communicable disease or disaster to wipe the whole player list out in one fell swoop so that you can have some tasteless companions in the underworld. For instance:
"There should be a role where all the players are send into a black whole"
"Right now I would like to set the whole basement on fire"
"A pox on this entire game!!!"

[kuribo]

I was glad Nacho lived as long as he did, he had my favorite PR