Team Mafia 2015 Winners: Young and Beautiful

[zoraster]

now,
i know i replaced out
but i played much more than Anenine (all of D1 and much of D2) did and only replaced out due to personal struggles;
that replaceout was done totally by-the-books, through a lot of concerted and thoughtful teamwork, and was not in reaction to prods or
unless you really, really, really hate replacing out even when done completely legitimately, i think there is a strong case for allowing me to share in the spoils of victory of my team

Sorry. Them's the breaks.

[Psyche]

i will not forget this slight

[zoraster]

i will not forget this slight

[Psyche]

how can you be so cruel

[T-Bone]

I'll give you an avatar featuring a shot of my profile with the icon on it?

[Psyche]

oh well i can get past this; i know what i've done and i know i can do more of it again
the scrapes at the ceiling are just going to keep coming faster and faster

[Cheetory6]

wow.
Zoraster.
You blew the biggest chance at the best gag ever.

[Cheetory6]

Psyche: "Aw man pls can i have the award i will do a backflip for you?"
Zoraster: "Okay sure."
*distribution of banners happens*
Psyche: "I think there's a mistake. Why does my banner just say my name on it?"
Zoraster: "c:"
Psyche: "..."
Zoraster: "c:"

[Psyche]

why does everyone itt hate me

[SleepyKrew]

I hate all the winners.
oh wait

[Psyche]

it feels like
a punch to the throat
when you do that

[Alchemist21]

why does everyone itt hate me

You psyche them out.

[xRECKONERx]

This made me fucking cry:

Reck was confused - why hadn't this hot cretaceous babe mauled him like the filthy descendant of a wretched shrew-like thing that he was? Why was he not being lovingly absorbed by the digestive system of this perfect, carrion-scented aphrodite?

Almost as if he dared not speculate, he glanced up at her, still expecting the final strike that would end his sexually confused mammalian existence - and saw at once that it would not come. Her eyes were still marked by a ferocious hunger, but it was not for shredded meat she seemed to slaver - she clearly wanted the meat intact! Reck couldn't believe his luck! Slowly, she backed away from him, then coyly turned around so her bird-like hips were on full display mere inches from his face.

*insert image of sexy lizard here*

omg i forgot i did this

[Oversoul]

wow.
Zoraster.
You blew the biggest chance at the best gag ever.

Zor has little patience.

Psyche this reminds me of when Mehdi and I won the Scummie. Had to pull an arm and a leg to be invited to the Scummies Invitational. Replaced in because I was never actually invited despite holding two that year.

But you remained on site the entire time? So clearly you had some sort of availability that life didnt take away from you?

[Psyche]

To play mafia, you need to sit down and think about a thread
To post in the speakeasy, you need to sit down and spend a little time on the toilet

[xRECKONERx]

im not disappointed we didn't win; honestly, our team felt rather weak up until much later in each game

I think being forced to play that complicated clusterfuck really sapped us. We didn't have a choice. This is basically the same thing that happened in TM2012, where SDC got really pissed about having to keep up with complex mechanics.

It was a cool idea and I'm sure that's some people's jam, but literally none of us on the team wanted to deal with those mechanics, yet were forced to...add in the fact that UT drew the role that is basically just a passive "don't get caught or town is fucked" role, and it really kept us out of the game.

Big props to Quil, Patrick, and Mina in the micro. Well done by everyone. Possibly other people too! I started reading near the end and Quil argued with me about ETL being scum. Glad he did. I'm a sucker for her meltdown AtE.

SK was a nonentity in the mini near the end, and it's sort of fucked up he was lynched during a time when he hadn't even posted. Like, SK literally checked in after a couple days away and realized he was dead, nobody gave him a chance to do anything. Had we known he was getting lynched and it was "do or die", I probably would've chugged some red bull and done some ISOs and made a case, like I did with UT in the large theme.

As for my game... despite my passive play D1/D2, I'm pretty happy with how we did, overall. There was a lot of bullshit to cut through, and Wisdom made me nearly quit the game (he had 1/5th of the posts in the game)... but after we cut through the bullshit and started working together, it was a pretty easy game. The Katsuki lynch D1 was

atrocious

, though.

[Regfan]

Know its probably been asked by others but would like to see the scum and team QTS, I'm fine with both of mine being released.

[T-Bone]

This made me fucking cry:

Reck was confused - why hadn't this hot cretaceous babe mauled him like the filthy descendant of a wretched shrew-like thing that he was? Why was he not being lovingly absorbed by the digestive system of this perfect, carrion-scented aphrodite?

Almost as if he dared not speculate, he glanced up at her, still expecting the final strike that would end his sexually confused mammalian existence - and saw at once that it would not come. Her eyes were still marked by a ferocious hunger, but it was not for shredded meat she seemed to slaver - she clearly wanted the meat intact! Reck couldn't believe his luck! Slowly, she backed away from him, then coyly turned around so her bird-like hips were on full display mere inches from his face.

*insert image of sexy lizard here*

omg i forgot i did this

Pretty sure this was gimmick infringement upon a certain God with three-pointed protruderances protruding from it's pantolones region.

[Oversoul]

To play mafia, you need to sit down and think about a thread
To post in the speakeasy, you need to sit down and spend a little time on the toilet

I mean not really
I literally sit on a toilet and post for 90% of my games. You can really see a difference of when I am at a computer and when I am phone posting in my isos.

[T-Bone]

I play mafia from my toilet...

[SleepyKrew]

SK was a nonentity in the mini near the end, and it's sort of fucked up he was lynched during a time when he hadn't even posted. Like, SK literally checked in after a couple days away and realized he was dead, nobody gave him a chance to do anything. Had we known he was getting lynched and it was "do or die", I probably would've chugged some red bull and done some ISOs and made a case, like I did with UT in the large theme.

This isn't really accurate

[Psyche]

that's really nice oversoul
congratulations on the toilet

[Gammagooey]

I'm fine releasing our team QT

[Empire]

Know its probably been asked by others but would like to see the scum and team QTS, I'm fine with both of mine being released.

Fine with releasing the Team PT too.

[Regfan]

Gestalt def needs to release theirs.