Worst role ideas?

[Yosarian2]

You are a Ninja, a member of the "Overused Internet Cliches" mafia.

Once per game, you may yell

*NINJA SMOKE BOMB*

, throw a smoke bomb, and vanish for the rest of the day. This will remove all votes on you and make it impossible for you to be lynched that day; however, any votes you have made will also vanish, the number of votes necessary to lynch will be reduced as if you were not in the game, and you will not be able to post for the rest of the day. Tommorow, you will be back in the game as normal.

(could also be a pro-town role, of course)

[Jennar]

Schitzo

Each night you may select one person and you will randomly Protect, Investigate, or Kill you target.

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Just got out of a game with one of these.

-J

[Zindaras]

You are

The President of the United States of America

, so who am I to tell you what you can and can't do?

This is made of win.

[Glork]

You are the

New Employee Training Facilitator

. Your job is to keep the

New Employees

from falling asleep.


Good luck.

[Mirth]

You are a

Linguist

. You are only allowed to post in IPA spelling. You win when people accept Eubonics as a valid language.

[Peers]

You are the

Head of Human Resources

. You know everyone's role in the game. However, employment law forbids you from telling anybody this information; if you do, you will be fired and sued for everything you own.

[Max]

Just say then your side will win even with you dead

[Shanba]

You are

The Guy the Mod put in Charge of Making Sure No One Flakes.

You win if you succeed in not letting anyone be replaced.

[Kelly Chen]

You are a

Linguist

. You are only allowed to post in IPA spelling. You win when people accept Eubonics as a valid language.

Did you mean

Bubonics

?

[Mr. Flay]

Pretty sure

s

he meant Ebonics...

[Sarcastro]

Bubonics is funnier.

[Glork]

You are the

Bubonic Plague

. Within a few years, you will have wiped out at least 30% of the town's population.... assuming they don't kill each other first.


Have fun!

[Mirth]

I meant Ebonics. I have a nasty habit of inserting unneccessary u's into words. (And, damnit, Mr. Flay, I'm female. ~points to the female sign under her name).

[Mr. Flay]

Huh, I never noticed that, somehow...

[Mirth]

I see you went back and edited

[Glork]

I donno, there's been enough gender-switching around here lately that I'm not sure who is what...

Hey, that gave me a crappy role idea!



You are a

Gender-Confused Townie

. Each day/night cycle you must switch genders. As female, you must behave competely irrationally. As male, you must be unreasonably stubborn. You win with the town.

[OpposedForce]

Paul W. S. Anderson-

Each night you may send the moderator a night choice on who you want to god mod. You will choose a person from the player list and god mod them with so many invincible qualties. The person chosen is invincible from lynches,NKs, and Modkills. Also the person goes bullet time every four seconds. You win with town.

The Noid-

Each night you may investagate a person to see wheather or not the person is in possesion of a pizza. If the person does indeed have a person then you make an attempt to ruin the pizza. Unfornutatly no matter how many you try to ruin the pizza you will always be thrawted. You win when you ruin a pizza.

Superman 64-

Each night you may try to land on a gaming retailing shelf. However this will fail as no gaming store will accept. In order to vote you must pass through numerous of rings multiple times. However there is a high chance of you getting stuck in a wall and may need to reset. You may only post by saying "Then theres no time to waste" That is all you may say. You win when somebody actually admires you.



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[Mirth]

Glork, your idea obviously needs editting.

You are a

Gender-Confused Townie

. Each day/night cycle you must switch genders. As female, you must

behave competely irrationally

whine endlessly about your significant other (you will be randomly assigned a player each day cycle) never listening to you and your unfullfilled cravings for chocolate.

As male, you must

be unreasonably stubborn.

attempt to get laid at all costs, discuss nothing but american football, and belch. A lot.

You win

with the town

when the female you gets your partner to cuddle *and* the male you gets a barefoot, pregnant woman to just make you a goddamned sammich...or, alternatively, you could just decide you're Boy George and prance off singing about colour-changing lizards.

[Prof. Guppy]

You are a

Zombie

. You're dead, so you can't post any relevant game information. However, you may make one 'bah' post. You win when you are no longer dead.

Good luck!

[Cogito Ergo Scum]

You are a

Zombie

. You're dead, so you can't post any relevant game information. However, you may make one 'bah' post. You win when you are no longer dead.

Good luck!

I actually tried this once. It wasn't appreciated.

[xyzzy]

You are the UnNKable Ascetic Scum Cop Role Cop Doc Vig Tracker Watcher MUP Cannibal.

Every night you may target someone. You will find out their alignment. you will find out their role. You will find out who they target. You will find out who targets them. You will either kill, investigate, doc, or nothing on them. You will kill them. You will protect them from kills. You will kill them and take their powers. You when with the scum. They are: [...]

Mod Note: Also a self-roleblocker

Tracker Tracker

Every night you will find out who the tracker tracks.

[The Fonz]

The Noid-

Each night you may investagate a person to see wheather or not the person is in possesion of a pizza. If the person does indeed have a person then you make an attempt to ruin the pizza. Unfornutatly no matter how many you try to ruin the pizza you will always be thrawted. You win when you ruin a pizza.

This is SO crying out for Adam West as a lyncher role...

[cicero]

incompetent vigilante

Player is not told that he/she is incompetent. Far as they are concerned they are mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. Sadly they have terrible eyesight and shaky hands. 50% of their bullets get fired into walls and don't hurt anyone. 25% of the time they just kill the wrong person, randomly selected by the mod. 25% of the time they kill their target.

Been done?

[Mirth]

You are a

Philosophy Student

and you've been reading lots of Hegel, Kant, and Nietzsche recently. I hear there's a length of rope and a nice sturdy oak tree out back. Act accordingly. You win when the world makes sense.

[Kelly Chen]

incompetent vigilante

Player is not told that he/she is incompetent. Far as they are concerned they are mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. Sadly they have terrible eyesight and shaky hands. 50% of their bullets get fired into walls and don't hurt anyone. 25% of the time they just kill the wrong person, randomly selected by the mod. 25% of the time they kill their target.

Been done?

eh, probably.

But the "random person dies" possibility is really bad. The odds of even figuring out that you're responsible for those deaths aren't that great.