Survivor Mafiascum Rankdown (Properly Dead. Leave it dead)

[Haschel Cedricson]

Elizabeth Warren shoots high up the Entertaining Rankings simply by virtue of that quote.

[Cephrir]

Way too early for ozymandias to go he was rly active

[Shadoweh]

I feel like I've gotten the opposite of benefits from my relationship with Mish Mash Mom.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Elizabeth Warren is

the best first boot in Mafiascum history.

She has an entire self-contained downfall arc within the course of 3 days, and it was spectacular to watch. She is easily a top 200 character, and it is an absolute travesty for her to go out anywhere near this early.

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"I think I just proposed Rand Paul and Tulsi ally with me in the name of dolphins and libertarianism."

"I'm just going to have fun being a tyranical terror and see how it goes. Stage 1 of melding into the tribe melting pot seems to be going well. I think I will be safely ensconced in the Good Pile and get to move on to whenever the swappy thing happens."

"Beep boop let's just MOVE ON PAST all that thinking talk."

"I keep myself sharpened to a razors edge, by filling with all the hate and power of The Dark Side."

"Game's pretty a'light. I don't feel really connected to anyone yet, as much as I'm trying to #BeFriends with people. I've got a cool threesome, that just doesn't make me comfy in a tribe of nine I guess."

"I could probably solo this for awhile. It depends how long these tribes last. I feel safe enough that I'm playing with a slogan generator instead of PMing people! Here's some good ones:

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Warren
151 Countries, One Warren"

"I did leave seeds with other people. We'll call it planting a Warren Seed #Original."

"Donald is literally asking me to just tell him who to vote for. This tribe is in serious need of a leader. No one wants to fall on the leadership sword lol. This is getting silly."

"I would be worried if anyone in my tribe could figure out how to open the forum posts in the first place."

In conclusion, Elizabeth Warren is a modern treasure.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Oh, and fun fact: this is the first time Elizabeth Warren has ever been saved by an idol. Just a little too late.

[Flameaxe]

s a v a g e

[Papa Zito]

lmao

[CuddlyCaucasian]

436. Lockhart (gamsimbre) - Hogwarts (22nd Place)

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"This is one strong house which is good and bad for different reasons. It's good because we seem to be all active,"

Incorrect! Lockhart was around for a little bit at the start of the game, and he was starting off trying to be a devilish character, but then he wasn't. He disappeared and saved Viktor from being Slytherin's first boot.

[Drench]

Oh, and fun fact: this is the first time Elizabeth Warren has ever been saved by an idol. Just a little too late.

Will.

[Papa Zito]

waitwaitwait you missed her best quote

"OH MY GOD YES THANK YOU EVERYONE ELSE FOR BEING THE WOOOOORST AT THIS GAME"

[xRECKONERx]

thank GOD someone saved warren. like wtf was that cut

[Drench]

we're nearly done with the first tenth everyone. good stuff

[Shadoweh]

[MattP]

I like that this ranking is about entertainment factor specifically. Yea, warren was a phenomenon, I think her and banette are the only two player Ive been in a game with where i was never on their tribe but i still knew exactly what they were like bc they were so ~iconic~, and considering warren was the first elim thats pretty cray

[Papa Zito]

oh the quote was in the original mb

I was too grumpy about it to actually read it

[Cephrir]

435. Commissioner Gordon (mallowgeno) - Arkham Asylum

"Why does no one PM me back? *sigh*"

This slot was incredibly blah and didn't really exist very much. He seems to have failed to connect with anyone due to low activity, it's not clear to me whether he really even had any allies. The handcuff twist paired him with early flame-out/possible overplayer Two-Face, and he didn't seem to even trust him when they were stuck together, for no clear reason, seemingly having difficulty trusting him even for the moment they were stuck together. Nullified the pair's vote on purpose during the tribal they went home in by a landslide. Clearly, he wasn't very aware of anything. His thread with Two-Face is largely composed of Two-Face strategizing with himself. And even his boot was not his own moment, as he was eliminated because the other players voted out Two-Face.

[Crazy]

[9/14/2016 11:24:31 PM] Alex (Xalxe): how have none of mine been cut yet tbh

434. Lupin (Xalxe) - Hogwarts

"Episode 2: Is Everybody Making Friends Without Me?"

I wasn't a part of your original tribe though apparently you did well enough to outlast Lockhart and Viktor. Unfortunately, by the time we ended up on the same swap tribe, you had completely vanished and I never exchanged one PM with you. On the plus side, your absence made the Hogwarts tribe a pretty easy ride, and I was able to spend most of the time talking with Ceph instead of worrying about strategy.

[Cephrir]

Thank you for trying to die quickly so that Fenrir and I could have the room, Lupin! Unfortunately, Voldemort did his best to die but he just couldn't do it.

[Crazy]

Okay, imagining Voldemort as the awkward third wheel in that group just makes me love that character even more.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

I like that this ranking is about entertainment factor specifically.

Doing a ranking on gameplay alone would be extremely boring and tedious imo

[Drench]

I like that this ranking is about entertainment factor specifically.

Doing a ranking on gameplay alone would be extremely boring and tedious imo

i too love to act like spectator!me halfway through the merge in a survivor theory discussion

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Okay, imagining Voldemort as the awkward third wheel in that group just makes me love that character even more.

Voldemort immediately trying to make an 8-person alliance at the fake merge !!!!!!!!!

[Drench]

[4:19:23 PM] Chill Nye the Netflix Guy: drench what did that post mean
[4:19:31 PM] Chill Nye the Netflix Guy: sry I'm dumb
[4:20:57 PM] Daniel: you know that part in every anon game where i start trying to Define How Survivor Works like an absolute ass
[4:21:06 PM] Chill Nye the Netflix Guy: ohh okay I get u fam

we found the dumbest ranker every1
(this is another joke)

[xofelf]

I still don't believe anyone who said they had actual PMs with the guy after my paragraphs were met with ":)" and ":("

[Klick]

433. Taric (randomidget) - League of Legends

"I have like a 1.5% chance of winning tbh."

Taric was cool! I liked Taric! He tried! But he didn't quite know what to expect coming into the game and was underwhelming. His abs proved too distracting during the first challenge, and his tribe sent him out first. One notable thing is that his elimination arguably stopped the eventual winner of the game from being voted out. That's pretty neat!