Survivor Mafiascum Rankdown (Properly Dead. Leave it dead)

[D3f3nd3r]

Do y'all have a defender killing contest going on right now or something?!

I was a disaster until you showed up Something changed when I played PSV after a few months' hiatus from Legit Survivor (April to September of that year). Before that, I was really bad.

[Crazy]

I want in on the contest!

380. Kaidan Alenko (D3f3nd3r) - Mass Effect

"I have been hearing bad things about Thorian, though."

Kaidan had an early alliance with the Thorian, who was the big pre-merge villain of Mass Effect. At his tribe's second TC, Kaidan was led to turn against Thorian, only for his alliance to blindside him instead.

Kaidan was also one of the 5/12 pre-merge players to participate in the re-entry challenge, so good for him. If he had been chosen instead of Major Kirrahe, who ended up disappearing, then the post-merge could have been very different, indeed.

[Crazy]

Do y'all have a defender killing contest going on right now or something?!

I was a disaster until you showed up Something changed when I played PSV after a few months' hiatus from Legit Survivor (April to September of that year). Before that, I was really bad.

I thought you were pretty good in EtU! Or does that not count as legit Survivor?

[MattP]

wow this defender massacre

[Papa Zito]

Michelle Obama warned me about cyberbullying like this

[Flameaxe]

banging pots and pans together

Too soon tbh

[Drench]

i don't get your kooky references

[D3f3nd3r]

Do y'all have a defender killing contest going on right now or something?!

I was a disaster until you showed up Something changed when I played PSV after a few months' hiatus from Legit Survivor (April to September of that year). Before that, I was really bad.

I thought you were pretty good in EtU! Or does that not count as legit Survivor?

Both, I didn't feel good in EtU and that's not legit Survivor!

wow this defender massacre

I played a loooooot of games before PSV

[CuddlyCaucasian]

#Justice4Ned

[animorpherv1]

I cut D3f3nd3r before it was cool.

[Klick]

379. Gastly (DeathNote) - Eon

"I am progressively becoming less and less silly and more and more serious which kinda sucks because I don't want to stress about the game."

There's not that much that can be said about Gastly based on his confessional. It seems as though he knew he was somewhat on the outs of the tribe - he didn't necessarily think he was at the very bottom, but he knew he wasn't at the top. From what I heard from others after Gastly's elimination, he was too trusting of his tribe as a whole, openly talking about the hidden map pieces in the game. People didn't talk to him much and failed to trust him for some reason, and this led to him being eliminated over Ralts, who missed the challenge but was somewhat more popular.

[Drench]

this led to him being eliminated over Ralts, who missed the challenge but was somewhat more popular.

asdfasdf this still literally mystifies me 2 this day
yall know how cracked i am why yall keeping me around

[Xalxe]

this led to him being eliminated over Ralts, who missed the challenge but was somewhat more popular.

asdfasdf this still literally mystifies me 2 this day
yall know how cracked i am why yall keeping me around

I mean, if they hadn't, our storyline wouldn't have played out properly, so I'm not complaining!

[Drench]

378. Carrie Underwood (ForWhomTheJellyRolls) - Battle of the Bands

"I wonder if Tove Lo and Of Monsters and Men lost my PM address. It's Carrie Underwood."

She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati
On a snow white Christmas Eve
Not being social with Mama and her Daddy, her tribe getting on without her
Fifty miles to go and she was running low on faith, also safety
It'd been a long hard week

this conceit of editing the lyrics to jesus take the wheel to tell the story of another character who just didn't connect with her tribe the way everyone else did is too much work for me at 4am but you can fill in the blanks on a rote elimination we've seen dozens of times before

[Drench]

this led to him being eliminated over Ralts, who missed the challenge but was somewhat more popular.

asdfasdf this still literally mystifies me 2 this day
yall know how cracked i am why yall keeping me around

I mean, if they hadn't, our storyline wouldn't have played out properly, so I'm not complaining!

i was in the game a whole week and still managed to a) get an idol b) literally send an idol along c) get eliminated like that is its own type of crackiness

[D3f3nd3r]

#Justice4Ned

Him and maybe Y but that's it - I see whoever's left of my characters from that era (Auru?) going very soon.

[Save The Dragons]

I still love that quote from Jelly.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

The quote below is why I think Gastly was great for an early boot.

Today is the day. The day in which you will suffer for your insubordination to us, the ghosts of this game. From this day forth, Fart-Cloud and Hand-Puppet will reign down in spooky terror upon all you hold dear. No form of evolution will be safe and no legendary pokemon, not even Arceus will be able to stop the massive amount of spooky that will be brought forth. Is this a threat? Yes, you could say that but much more. This is a promise from the ghosts of this game that we will not be made a fool of and that no twists that you throw at us will sway our passion to scare the ever living EV's out of you.

So bring it on Mods, give us your best shot. We will not be swayed.

Prepare your buttholes for a scaring like none other!!!!

....


Of course, there is an alternative. Yes, even us ghosts show mercy. The spookiness will stop if our demands are met.

1.) Our color must remain purple for the rest of the game for no other color truely emphasizes our Spookiness.
2.) You will address us as Lord Spooky Fart-Cloud and Lord Spooky Hand-Puppet from now on.
3.) You will inform us of the passcode to your secret meadow for nothing remains secret from a ghost for long.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Amendum to my write-up for Yumi, I apparently sent this PM which made me lol irl

Hey there Hank
I hope I'm not being frank
But you're a cute little wank
And I'm a hot old skank
Why dontcha give me a spank

[Drench]

Prepare your buttholes for a scaring like none other!!!!

who leaked my grindr logs

[MattP]

That ghastly quote makes him worth an idol

[CuddlyCaucasian]

yeah that's why you fuckos need to do your research before cutting Lord Spooky Fart-Cloud

[animorpherv1]

Yeah Gastly was pretty great for an early boot, and most of it in either in the tribechat or his conversation with Shuppet. I think Deerling is a better boot.

[Klick]

Sorry, my bad. I didn't see that thread. Ceph should probably idol it I guess.

[Cephrir]

That would be so anticlimactic now that you said that!