SEPHIROTH
The Pro-Town Master
Mini Normal 1983 Game Highlights
Spoiler: A Sleek Compilation
In post 97, Sephiroth wrote:Don't really have any reads yet
In post 1266, Sephiroth wrote:I think the UC wagon is inherently stupid unless it actually happens soon. Are we really gonna sit around with him at -1 for days?
In post 1267, Sephiroth wrote:Its actually kind of stupid if ppl actually are counting on him flipping scum
In post 1272, Sephiroth wrote:I dunno how long I can go without hammering tbh
In post 1509, Sephiroth wrote:I don't feel confident with my read on Serg because his meta leads me to believe his play here is mostly NAI.
In post 1517, Sephiroth wrote:So do you want to stop this stupid cross-examination and just tell me why you're so sure of serg scum?
In post 1522, Sephiroth wrote:Look dude. You said you scum read him. I said I'm not confident in my reads. How the fuck are you telling me that the burden of proof is on me to prove I'm having trouble reading him instead of on you for saying why you scum read him? Like, just tell me why you are confident. It makes no sense to ask me why I'm not confident especially when I already told you the read was based on meta.In post 1520, humaneatingmonkey wrote:Do you feel cross-examined, Seph?
In post 1527, Sephiroth wrote:You're either scum, reaction testing, or laughably bad at this game. Take your pick.In post 1525, humaneatingmonkey wrote:Okay so Serg and Seph. Last partner may want to bus now. Is it Hopkirk or Rem? Hmmm.
In post 1575, Sephiroth wrote:I swear to God if you fuckers keep lynching exclusively Lynch bait I'mma lose it.
In post 1612, Sephiroth wrote:Also I'm pretty done with this shit tbh. Hem you've shown yourself to be a pisspoor scum hunter in both games I've played with you. All you do is try to sound as dismissive and patronizing as possible. It works better when you're good at the game.
unvote, vote: sephiroth
In post 1614, Sephiroth wrote:I'm VT so it doesn't really matter if I'm lynched today. I implore the town to look into HEM and Sheep tomorrow. Hopkirk is my number one town read at the moment.
In post 1615, Sephiroth wrote:HEM, never sign up for a game that I've signed up for in the future. Kthxbai.
In post 1669, Sephiroth wrote:No offense to him, but I'm not impressed with catching TIAM as scum.
In post 1703, Sephiroth wrote:show of hands for people who give a shit?In post 1701, humaneatingmonkey wrote:Take your time. But I'm not changing course.
*crickets*
In post 1707, Sephiroth wrote:I'll start my reread tonight I promise =)
In post 1711, Sephiroth wrote:She'll be comin round the mountain when she comes
In post 1714, Sephiroth wrote:Some people, am I right?
In post 1721, Sephiroth wrote:Maybe its because HEMs ultimatum is decidedly anti-town and creates a gamestate that encourages scum to sit on the sidelines since they're guaranteed either me getting mislynched or HEMs role being revealed. But what do I know.
In post 1722, Sephiroth wrote:Just for the record I do intend to reread and post thoughts. I'd like to point out that when I did this in my last town game I nailed 2/3 scum in that first post. Maybe HEM should reconsider being a fucking idiot and let me reread and post within my own timeframe and not force the town to lynch for no apparent reason. I really can't get over how fucking anti town this is.
In post 1723, Sephiroth wrote:Like, are you seriously openly pushing to get me lynched before I have the opportunity to post, and WELL before the deadline? Seriously?
In post 1724, Sephiroth wrote:Like you realize I was just at a survivor meet and I'm a little worn out and then I have work today. Like just because it hasnt happened yet doesnt mean it won't happen. There is LITERALLY no protown reason to try to speed up the lynch and prevent my reread from happening. Even if you think I'm scum its absurd that you are mortally opposed to me to post my thoughts and reads.
In post 1728, Sephiroth wrote:Keep it up and you will deny the town of my reads and thoughts.
In post 1729, Sephiroth wrote:Time to decide, are you protown or not.
In post 1731, Sephiroth wrote:The best part is this guy thinks hes caught scum. You really need to go back and learn to play again mate. Revisit the noob queue where you belong.
In post 1732, Sephiroth wrote:Its not a filibuster, its getting you on the record saying you would rather be a condescending POS and argue for premature lynch with this batshit ultimatum than actually play in a way that benefits town. I want everyone to see this interaction and remember how much you're fucking town right now.
In post 1734, Sephiroth wrote:You are preventing it by applying an arbitrary non-official deadline. I don't have the time to post my thoughts when you feel like it. Your behavior is possibly the most shit tier town play I've ever seen. Or you're really bold scum. But more likely you're just bad as town.
In post 1736, Sephiroth wrote:This conversation will be very amusing to me after I flip town and you subsequently get lynched tomorrow for this push. Then you'll have to face the reality of literally causing this town loss with your poor play.
In post 1745, Sephiroth wrote:Also I'm starting to come around on HEM-scum. Inexplicable ultimatum that is extremely anti-town, doesnt want me to have a chance to reread in my own time, is scum reading me for responding to the UCV wagon in the exact same way that Mozamis did who, by the way, flipped cop. I don't see this persistence, vote parking and tunneling to be possible from a town mindset. Even piss poor town play doesn't explain this. Piss poor town would still be able to realize that my meta completely invalidates any argument that I'm scum here. I could've easily just lurked through the UCV wagon but instead I put myself out there and gave my opinion that he wasn't scum. I could've easily not posted anything while I was V/LA and continued to lurk while the game state remained unchanged and slow. But no, I went out of the way to unnecessarily post my opinion, and went out of my way to post when it was inconvenient and I had better shit to be doing at the meet and when I could've just been lurking.
Anyone who knows my scum game knows that I am far better at making up reasons to scum read someone than genuinely finding them as town. Were I scum here I would'nt need to reread because I could just choose a random player, look at their ISO, find a thing to push and vote. I am doing none of these things. If anyone respects Monkeys ultimatum they are an idiot. Everyone should notice that while Monkey has been trying to paint me as being non-contributive here, he hasnt done anything except vote park and say condescending things in like 6 pages. Remember that tomorrow.
In post 1747, Sephiroth wrote:Like if you are protown find literally any other thing to do than, well, nothing.
In post 1764, Sephiroth wrote:You know full well the fight is happening because of his stupid ultimatum. My only option is fight him or continue to lurk until I actually have time to reread.In post 1759, Firebringer wrote:As pro town as your little fite with him?
The whole thing is fucking tiring and it started when I was at the meet and very obviously unable to reread. At this point I have zero faith in this town to even give a fuck about what I post. The fact that everyone thinks an ultimatum with threat to claim is not EXTREMELY anti-town reminds me why I rarely play on MS anymore.
In post 1768, Sephiroth wrote:Even if you did argue they were, an ultimatum is by default more anti town than any of that shit.
In post 1769, Sephiroth wrote:I did you miserable piece of shit.In post 1767, humaneatingmonkey wrote:or third option, instead of typing more garbage, post your reads so we have something when you flip. your lynch will happen.
In post 1770, Sephiroth wrote:Fourth option, do something useful. When was the last time you did literally anything other than harass me?
In post 1773, Sephiroth wrote:Plus as I said I'm fine getting lynched today, but stop with the fucking ultimatum. I'll self hammer at deadline if thats better but like literally let me have the time I need to reread.
In post 1774, Sephiroth wrote:LOLIn post 1772, humaneatingmonkey wrote:now. im pushing you. im doing very good since your reasons posts are more garbage and more reason to make me want to lynch you.
In post 1775, Sephiroth wrote:Monkey is laughably bad at this game lol
In post 1777, Sephiroth wrote:Okay here are my reads thanks for waiting:
Monkey:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
Fire:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
Rem:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
Flubb:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
Kat:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
Sheep:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
Inter:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
not_mafia:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
Hopkirk:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
In post 1778, Sephiroth wrote:Let me know if you have any questions.
In post 1780, Sephiroth wrote:Yes, sheep. What is your question.
In post 1782, Sephiroth wrote:Yes, I already posted them and stated that I would like to reread to solidify them better. I refuse to reread with an ultimatum over me.
In post 1783, Sephiroth wrote:So if monkey is protown he will retract his stupid ultimatum. or if monkey is laughably bad at this game, he can keep doing what hes doing.
In post 1785, Sephiroth wrote:I mean, keep doing nothing. Its making you look really protown how you're preventing me from contributing and choosing not to do so yourself.
In post 1786, Sephiroth wrote:In other words, Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
In post 1789, Sephiroth wrote:Imagine ther'es no seven. those seven ate nine jokes would all be ruined.
In post 1790, Sephiroth wrote:Imagine there's no punctuation.
In post 1819, Sephiroth wrote:Mozamis was pro the wagon but also didn't feel strongly that he was scum. Got the flip wrong because I honestly don't give a fuck about this game because HEM is just terrible to play with and no one in this town knows how to scum hunt. I already said I'm not rereading with an ultimatum over my head. This whole town is exhibiting the most fucking anti town behavior of ever.In post 1805, Katyusha wrote:Mozamis was pro-UCV wagon and flipped vig? You mean bu right
vote: sephiroth
I would say go town, but honestly, fuck all of you. You're all extremely bad at this game and deserve to lose it. Go back to the noob queue you imbeciles.
Only HEM is laughably bad though. Really I wonder how he takes himself seriously sometimes.
Bye fuckers. Go scum.
In post 1820, Sephiroth wrote:Fucking lynching the obv townie (if you fuckers actually read my games) and letting everyone else lurk through the day. FUCKING GREAT JOB GUYS
In post 1823, Sephiroth wrote:I saved HEMs claim you nitwit.
In post 1824, Sephiroth wrote:Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like?
Hmmm, this might be all right
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that
Is this the type of place that they just sent this cool cat?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air
In post 1825, Sephiroth wrote:Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
In post 1826, Sephiroth wrote:In post 1777, Sephiroth wrote:Okay here are my reads thanks for waiting:
Monkey:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
Fire:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
Rem:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
Flubb:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
Kat:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
Sheep:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
Inter:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
not_mafia:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
Hopkirk:Monkey is laughably bad at this game.
In post 1827, Sephiroth wrote:Final reads ^^^
In post 1831, Sephiroth wrote:If only HEM knew how to play mafia =/ this couldve been a good game =/
In post 1835, Sephiroth wrote:I'm sure I'm town. Thats all I'm sure of. HEM is either scum or very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very bad town.
I think Sheep is scum most likely imo.
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In post 1838, Sephiroth wrote:Do you not understand how frustrated and done with this game I am?
In post 1839, Sephiroth wrote:Like, a lot of people fake that shit. I don't. I'm legitimately frustrated with the poor level of town play on MS right now. My last scum game (a few weeks ago) was one of the easiest scum wins of my life and I've been playing over ten years. This site is legit bad at town play. It didn't used to be though.
In post 1840, Sephiroth wrote:Also, I carried the town to the win in my last game. So like, I get that its a joke but letting me actually play and reread in my own time might have been in the town's best interest.
In post 1841, Sephiroth wrote:AKA Hem is laughably bad at this game. Unless hes scum. In which case he's still bad but at lest hes forwarding his win condition.
In post 1842, Sephiroth wrote:The fact that no one thought to check my meta is completely baffling. Like HEM 100% knows this isn't my scum game. Flubb knows it. Sheep claimed he was going to read my game so he should know. Kat also read and should know.
The fact that I'm lynched here is fitting but incredibly dumb.
In post 1843, Sephiroth wrote:Like again the self hammer has literally nothing to do with HEM's alignment, its me believing town deserves to lose this game and facilitating that.
In post 1844, Sephiroth wrote:If I were trying to win still I wouldn't have done that.
In post 1847, Sephiroth wrote:Hem, you're the one who lost this game who lost this game for town. If you're town you need to take a long look in the mirror.
In post 1848, Sephiroth wrote:If you're scum then well done but any decent town wouldn't have let this shit happen.
In post 1849, Sephiroth wrote:Giving the town an ultimatum to force the lynch of your choice is anti-town as fuck. End. Full stop. Learn to play.
