Mini 1436 ~ Mafia Through a Puppy's Eyes (Game Over.)

[SpyreX]

SafetyDance I like your style.

I will admit that I am the idiot though. I used my 8 vote power lynch powers. Its a curse and a burden I bear alone.

DO NOT JUDGE

[Lady Lambdadelta]

SafetyDance I like your style.

I will admit that I am the idiot though. I used my 8 vote power lynch powers. Its a curse and a burden I bear alone.

DO NOT JUDGE

SpySpy, are you scum?

[Lord Mhork]

Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck this. You're all fucking morons.

[Lord Mhork]

Look for the scum on my wagon too 'cause they're all clearly on there. This had every fucking element of a bad day one lynch. I act according to my NORMAL RVS meta, someone decides it's scummy, somehow it shoots up to L-1 in less than five pages, and then it gets derphammered before I can even claim.

Town, you very much deserve to lose this. Safety, you are a much better player than this. IceGuy, thanks for trying to be the voice of reason.

I'd wager that the entire scum team is on my wagon. GG scum.

[SpyreX]

Things missing:
Any statements about what actually is going on.
A claim.
Anything useful.

Things awesome:
Powerlynches

[kanyeknowsbest]

ty based hammer.

[kanyeknowsbest]

cant tell if mhork is really mad scum or seriously that bad at town.

[Maxous]

Why would he claim, Spyrex?

[Lord Mhork]

Fuck you all. I'm not claiming anything. You're all shit players. I can't believe this actually happened. You lynched me on nothing. NOTHING! When the fuck did I enter the newbie queue? I told you where the fucking scum was, but whatever.

[Messiah]

It seems pretty obvious from post 103 that he's town.

[SpyreX]

Why would he claim, Spyrex?

If you've been lynched and have a window to give your thoughts on the game, take it. Its not "you win IF YOU ARE ALIVE AND KICKING MUHAHA". Spite doesn't help town even when they're mislynched.

Even with only a few pages there is actually things to be said. Make your opinions known, give out all the information you can.

Its not a claim to save himself, its a claim to give any information possible out to increase the chances of winning.

But, scum getting caught on the lollercoaster? Yea, you bet your ass they're going to rage against the machine as the noose is coming down.

[IceGuy]

Actually, his refusal to claim strikes me as scummy.

[Maxous]

Okay, yeah I get it.

[Lord Mhork]

K. Maybe IceGuy is scum too.

QUICK EVERYONE TELL ME THAT I'M SCUM. GET THE TOWN TO ALL AGREE UNIVERSALLY ABOUT MY ALIGNMENT SO THAT NO ONE CAN TELL WHO IS ACTUALLY THE MAFIA.


And no. I have nothing to say because there is nothing to say. This wagon was bullshit. The people behind it are either scum or really, really stupid town. And this entire game is bullshit.

PEdit:
Good job, Maxous.

[Parama]

ERMAHGERD

INB4 LYNCHER

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IceGuy: SpyreX never does anything stupid. He only does AWESOME things

ERMAHGERD

INB4 LYNCHER

You should

really

stop all-capsing.

you dolt, post restriction :V

mhork who is the scum on your wagon
you didn't tell us
maybe because there aren't scum on your wagon
because you're scum

safety is conftown
iceguy is confscum
gg

[Cheery Dog]

There was a chance fire you to have claimed on page 3.

And these new responses make me feel like the others in the town made the right decision, even though it was slightly early.

[Sixty]

Mod scene forthcoming after puppy chow is procured. Don't

panic

ruff

house.

[Sixty]

~Vote Count I

Lord Mhork (LYNCH)

~ sword_of_omens, kanyeknowsbest, Maxous, Lady Lambdadelta, Parama, Messiah, SpyreX

SafetyDance (L-5)

~ Cheery Dog, IceGuy

Panzerjager (L-6)

~ Panzerjager

Cheery Dog (L-6)

~ SafetyDance

Messiah (L-6)

~ Lord Mhork

Not Voting:

(IceGuy,)

implosion,

(SpyreX)

--With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch.

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(100%)

[Sixty]

Stahp glared at his *cough* beloved new friend. Despite the gentle pressure he was putting down on Sixty, the little dog was quite firmly braced on all fours to stop its furry belly from sinking down to the cold, smooth metal of the DOCTORVET's table. Sixty's normally-expressive eyes were wide and unmistakably showed an iron will, conveying almost audibly that it

did not

want to be there.

Just then, a somewhat distinguished man walked in through a side door. The puppy's eyes watched the gap between the door and the frame as it narrowed, and its ears drooped slightly when it shut all the way.

"The tests look normal. One happy, healthy puppy. You're all set!"

Stahp wasn't entirely convinced about the "happy" part, but it was enough. Stahp let up a little on the pressure, and within two blinks of an eye the tense dog was on the edge of the table looking down. From the little puppy's perspective, Sixty was sixty Sixties high! The pooch looked over and gave its friend a most exasperated--if helpless--look. Stahp carefully picked Sixty up and laid the puppy on the floor with a jingle of its collar.

Ten minutes of desperate pulling and frustrated paying later, Sixty escaped (albeit leashbound) from the awful, sterile-smelling place. Sixty tried to raise itself up on two legs to try and hop in the trunk of the car, but in the end had to give up and wait for Stahp to help. When they got home, though, Sixty needed no such help - the puppy bounded right past Stahp's hands and ran for the front door. There was no place Sixty wanted to be more than home.

Much to the puppy's relief, this was not an experience soon repeated.

Much to the car's chagrin.

It would have to wait an infernally long time for another chance to grind the dog's bones beneath its tires. The natural face made by its headlights and grille seemed to twist imperceptibly into an angry grimace. Sixty let out a small whine as its fur stood on end while Stahp made the thankless walk to the door, but fortunately for the innocent puppy's sanity Sixty didn't look back and see why.

--- Lord Mhork --- A car,

Mafia Goon

--- Denied Day 1!

---

Night 1 begins now and ends at 2000 EDT on Thursday, March 28 2013. That's in

(expired on 2013-03-28 20:00:00)

.

Also, woof.

[Sixty]

The next day, Sixty was chasing a ball! Its little heart raced as it tried to catch the moving thing. It didn't really matter WHAT it was per se, it was moving and it needed to be stopped and shown who was b--

Sixty's attention immediately broke as it saw something shiny ten yards aside. A butterfly was flitting carelessly through the yard, about three feet above the ground. The puppy immediately forgot all about the ball and ran toward the unsuspecting insect. When it caught up, it slowed down to match the butterfly's pace, padding along at a deliberate prance as it lifted its paws with each step.

On an excited whim, Sixty jumped up and tried to nip the butterfly out of the sky, but didn't bother to remember that its quarry was still moving forward, and bit down on air. Almost without waiting to land, the puppy ran forward and spun around. Then Sixty crouched real low, its tail wagging so hard its whole lower body shook with excitement. When the butterfly came close, Sixty pounced really high! But again, it didn't think to take into account that the butterfly was still moving forward. Sixty tried to turn in the air to catch the insect anyway but only succeeded in falling nose first into the ground.

After checking to see if it was all right from the pugging, Sixty saw that the butterfly was flying away! The puppy gave chase, but couldn't get to it before it flew up and over the fence.

Sixty stared at it for a moment before reaching down and pawing at its muzzle for a while. Then it tried to remember what it was doing...

--- SafetyDance --- A butterfly,

Town Self-Redirector

--- Chased Away Night 1...

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~Vote Count II

Not Voting:

Cheery Dog, IceGuy, implosion, kanyeknowsbest, Lady Lambdadelta,

(Lord Mhork,)

Maxous, Messiah, Panzerjager, Parama,

(SafetyDance,)

SpyreX, sword_of_omens

-It is now Day 2!

--With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

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(100%)

[kanyeknowsbest]

vote cherry

parama sell me on iceguyscum.

[kanyeknowsbest]

scum pool is {cherry, sword, spy, iceguy} imo. townread on everyone else but panzer and hes only out of the pool since i dont think hes scum w. mark.

[kanyeknowsbest]

maxous lld messiah are all 100% not bussing, paramas switch looks like bad bussing which is why i think hes town. i give him enough credit that i think his bus would have been a bit cleaner.

[Maxous]

vote: sword of omens

think a lynch on sword, implosion or ice guy would be cool.

[kanyeknowsbest]

why sword?