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In post 1081, Titus wrote:

In post 1074, Tayl0r Swift wrote:

In post 1057, Titus wrote:

In post 1052, Tayl0r Swift wrote:can someone walk me through the gamma wagon? it seems half meme and half VCA around early wagons... i dont understand.

It's not VCA.

Gamma just is here and doesn't feel like he's scumhunting. It's a decent wagon for day 1.

Can you explain the Menalque wagon?

not really. gut. cant speak for anyone else.

Your read on Gamma?

Taylor, welcome to my scumblock.

oh thanks! im a little sad it took this long though. gamma has given me a couple weak pings. nothing substantial yet though, because theres not much substance yet.

i hate you guys

^elim this

Actually ima wait to try to flashwagon you till I need more towncred DDL it worked last time

In post 1102, superbowl9 wrote:^elim this

I would be down to eliminate the party poopers.
Their negative energy is really messing with my chakra.

i think gamma is town and there is at least 1 or 2 scum on his wagon

I bet their the type of people that can only have fun if there is 2 posts a day and cheer when they get a full row in Bingo.

PlusJoy can you tell me why you're not scum

In post 1105, PlusJOYED wrote:i think gamma is town and there is at least 1 or 2 scum on his wagon

Why?

In post 1106, NorwegianboyEE wrote:I bet their the type of people that can only have fun if there is 2 posts a day and cheer when they get a full row in Bingo.

https://www.dictionary.com/e/their-vs-there-vs-theyre/

You think if I'm annoying enough scum will NK me?

In post 579, Menalque wrote:

In post 574, jjh927 wrote:Hmm

I'm not sure my new lazy playstyle is gonna work so well with large themes

I think I'm gonna need to parse everyone at the weekend

HOWEVER
VOTE: Menalque

You see, I came here from the ToS Forum Mafia section. For about a year I played Mafia on that forum, and by the end I was without a doubt the most skilled active player there. Eventually the disparity was so vast that I had to be banned to keep things fair for the rest of the players (officially it was for abrasiveness, as many of their players suffer from SSS and my personality conflicted with that).

Anyway, I always claim day one (and yes it was serious, for those that didn't understand that), and press others for their claims. I do this for the purpose of analyzing the behavior of others to determine if they are scum or town. Already I'm picking apart your posts and those of others for a level of analysis that is probably higher than you could comprehend.

If you don't have a solve by the time I've reached page 40 then you go down in my estimate from 'probably a good' to 'all smoke & ego - not worth listening to'. This is going to be interesting to see.

In post 586, Tayl0r Swift wrote:i feel like copypasta is the sort of low-grade shitposting that mostly comes from scum. uncluttered town minds do not require plagiarism to shitpost at the highest levels.

I'm sorry Norway but I agree it wasn't your best copypasta.

In post 627, NorwegianboyEE wrote:

In post 603, Pickaxe Pete wrote:I have such a hard time with Norwee.

These two posts so close together show he's really thinking about the game I think or at least Mastina. But he hasn't omgussed yet, which worries me.

Great post.
Pickaxe Pete town.

This doesn't strike me as enough to justify a good townread.

In post 660, Almost50 wrote:

In post 315, Ban Hydras wrote:Making fifty posts in an hour is harder than it sounds. Phew.

I can do it, but everybody's gonna hate me for it, so I won't.

In post 674, PlusJOYED wrote:why does no one else dislike mastina's list like I do?

You can make 60 posts in an hour if you just believe

-Blossom

In post 1107, superbowl9 wrote:PlusJoy can you tell me why you're not scum

no

^and that's how scumhunting is done ladies and gents

@PlusJoyed
Why is Gamma Emerald town?

In post 687, Ban Hydras wrote:

In post 674, PlusJOYED wrote:why does no one else dislike mastina's list like I do?

I dislike it because we're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too low. anyone with any reasonable ration would give us town points for Blossom's excellent jokes

~Buttercup

You forgot to mention your own winning humor

In post 694, Almost50 wrote:^Unless you're a masochist, that is.

Says the guy posting during the twenty somethingth page of RVS.

In post 705, TheGoldenParadox wrote:goddamn it these hydras

I can tell this guy is impressed with our top quality obvtowning. You're welcome friendo.

In post 703, TheGoldenParadox wrote:i feel like the potential benefit from a mastina scumflip today is massively outweighed by the drawbacks of flipping town!mastina, and in any case she seems to be making a concentrated effort to gamesolve, but i'm not sure if that's nai for her. VOTE: plusjoyed their entire push on mastina feels manufactured and 575 and 674 ping me as calling out something for which there is no reason to call out.

Do you think buddying her will work? Hm, gl.

-Blossom

In post 1092, DiamondSentinel wrote:

In post 1049, jjh927 wrote:

In post 1048, PlusJOYED wrote:12 pages overnight
remeber when someone said this day will be around 50 pages? lol

Who said that? That's not how large themes work

This is particularly awful though. There are still people shitposting or just posting quotes with no actual content in it (or repeating themselves 5 or 10 times). 1k posts in 3 irl days is fucking ridiculous.

Oh, actual content, too. I really don't see Gamma!scum this game. At least not right now. Ban Hydras is my biggest scumread, followed closely by April and Echo, with SuperBowl being a decently solid null!scum.

vote april with me!
april's done not much outside of saying "if i was scum i'd do this" and hasn't voted a single person yet afaik which makes me feel uneasy

@Diamond, Talk to me about your BH and superbowl9 scumreads.

In post 1115, EchoVision wrote:

In post 1092, DiamondSentinel wrote:

In post 1049, jjh927 wrote:

In post 1048, PlusJOYED wrote:12 pages overnight
remeber when someone said this day will be around 50 pages? lol

Who said that? That's not how large themes work

This is particularly awful though. There are still people shitposting or just posting quotes with no actual content in it (or repeating themselves 5 or 10 times). 1k posts in 3 irl days is fucking ridiculous.

Oh, actual content, too. I really don't see Gamma!scum this game. At least not right now. Ban Hydras is my biggest scumread, followed closely by April and Echo, with SuperBowl being a decently solid null!scum.

vote april with me!
april's done not much outside of saying "if i was scum i'd do this" and hasn't voted a single person yet afaik which makes me feel uneasy

I would be down to wagon april if/when this gamma wagon falls apart

In post 1098, DiamondSentinel wrote:Fuck it. VOTE: Echo

This ISO is pissing me off.

hey be nice to me

shelly would be having way more fun than you party poopers

In post 796, Bell wrote:I can't even be bothered to read their explanation on their scum read on me, because that's how bad their initial vote on me was.

nah

In post 818, Ban Hydras wrote:

In post 816, DiamondSentinel wrote:Someone wake me up when the shitposting and posts about shitposting is over

They're over. Wake up.

~Butterup

We all care about you Diamond. Please .

In post 825, superbowl9 wrote:

In post 815, mastina wrote:Fun fact: readslists are something that people think I do as either alignment but which I actually have a strong tendency to, in general, not actually make them as scum.

If there's one thing I can't stand on this site it's people metaing themselves

Actually add to that the "self-indulgent valueless meta dive" on other players filled with names of ppl I don't know and game info I don't care about

Can I get some thoughts from you on your own meta?

In post 840, Bell wrote:

TheSchadd wrote:motifs of the series:
assignment of roles to town by mafia; heavy information to mafia; night actions being determined by events (e.g., two players are assigned to collaboratively use a doctor ability); normal roles or otherwise non-flashy roles; uncertain guilties vs. certain innocents; setup fake-outs; vanilla by any other name tastes just as sweet.

Why are you even asking for more info Bell? Surely this is as much as we're going to get? This strikes me as LAMISTy, like either you'd assume that the comment about mafia assigning roles isn't serious if you hadn't already read the setup, or you'd have read the setup and know we're not just going to get extra info by asking for it?

In post 846, mastina wrote:

In post 844, mastina wrote:Titus
Nero Cain
Vecna
samantha97

TheGoldenParadox
Menalque

Pickaxe Pete
jjh927
Almost50

Tayl0r Swift
April Ludgate
superbowl9

DiamondSentinel
NorwegianboyEE

(Morning Mage
Ban Hydras)

Christøpher

PlusJOYED
EchoVision
DrDolittle
Gamma Emerald

(Morning Mage
Ban Hydras)

Bell


Locktown, locktown-candidates (not quite locktown but very very strong townreads I'm considering bumping up to locktown), strong town, weak town, nulltown (with heavy ambivalence), dead-null, nullscum, ambivalent-nullscum (this might take some explaining, it's basically a category where when I think of them in one side they'd be above the nullscum as either null or even nulltown, but when I think of them on the other side they're below nullscum in lean scum and they do go between those extremes), and scum.

This is a perhaps better illustration of the readslist--Morning Mage and Ban Hydras in their townier moments are up there, Morning Mage and Ban Hydras in their less-townie moments are down there, and the read is highly ambivalent between the two extremes. (There's no middle ground. Just one, or the other.)

What are those townier/less towny moments, I thought you said it was just all null?

-Blossom

In post 885, Ban Hydras wrote:VOTE: Gamma Emerald

~Buttercup

Fine vote.

In post 901, Gamma Emerald wrote:

In post 51, Menalque wrote:Alright monkey, we both know my scumread on you is inevitable, let’s get this over with

VOTE: a50

Of course.
Interesting Maneuver.

In post 63, NorwegianboyEE wrote:Buttercup is Hectic.

Yes

In post 65, Morning Mage wrote:disappointed by low posting by Ban Hydras so far - 3 ppl but not top poster?

jfc I hate all you top posters for egging each other on to create this abomination of a game
I will have words with the vig if they do not shoot primarily in the top posters

@Nero I'm just now starting to read, I've put this game off until now in dread of the massive size.

You should compete with us for top poster

In post 908, Gamma Emerald wrote:

In post 171, Ban Hydras wrote:Hi, Hello, Howdy, Hollah, Hey, How's it hanging, howdy-doo. Heyah. Sorry I could only think of eight greetings, the other fourteen of you will have to go ungreeted. If you want to fight amongst yourselves to work out who each h based greeting was for then I won't stop you.

-Blossom

well this head is obv hopkirk
way easier to sort than the last PPG hydra I played with

Hey

In post 920, NorwegianboyEE wrote:

In post 915, Gamma Emerald wrote:

In post 226, Ban Hydras wrote:Woah, let's cool down. It's only page 9. We can all still be friends. Obviously we'll kill all those goddamn scumfucks, but the rest of us can be nice to each other until then.

Be nice to the scumfucks too. Just because they're criminal scum doesn't make them actual horrible people #notallscum

What?!!
Only good scum is a dead scum.
#No-Compassion

Ouch post.

In post 929, Nero Cain wrote:made me want to lynch him so....IT DID!

In post 932, Nero Cain wrote:Has Hopkirk been on? He was busy light pushing me and then seemed to stop? or maybe he hasn't been on. Admittingly I am skimming ban hydras posts.

It's ok to admit you don't understand nuance Nero.

In post 949, EchoVision wrote:can i get away with not reading the last ten pages?

You're town so yeah, that's fine. Just coast to endgame if you want.

-Blossom

In post 964, Christøpher wrote:I'm still down to lynch the hydras

Can you please stop reminding people's there's goshdang hydras in the game. It just makes me ill whenever I think about their existence.

In post 991, Ban Hydras wrote:Tempted to say we should unironically quicklaunch Gamma. Him ignoring my vote or Nero's declaration that he's scum while catching up is also scum-indicative.

Also, don't get scared by how quickly the wagon is growing. Scum are gonna want the sweet sweet buscred for this.

~Buttercup

This is very reasonable.

-Blossom

In post 1120, Ban Hydras wrote:Can I get some thoughts from you on your own meta?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand my meta. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical WIFOM most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also my scumgame's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its characterisation- my personal philosophy draws heavily from Isis's literature, for instance. The mods understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these reads, to realise that they're not just accurate- they say something deep about MAFIA. As a consequence people who dislike my meta truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in my existential catchphrase "I hate VCA" which itself is a cryptic reference to Hectic's Russian epic "Cops and Fruit Vendors". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as my genius wit unfolds itself on their mafblack themes. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a self-meta tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that their postcount is within 5 of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

In post 1017, Ban Hydras wrote:

In post 1012, superbowl9 wrote:

In post 1009, Ban Hydras wrote:How do I rent a house in the townbloc and what are the starting rates

~Buttercup

You're already subleasing from both of us im pretty sure

I'm bringing my cat Miso in and there's nothing you can do to stop me

~Buttercup

Careful, he's very cute.

In post 1026, Ban Hydras wrote:

Okay, I'm bringing him in now

~Buttercup

See what I mean?

In post 1052, Tayl0r Swift wrote:can someone walk me through the gamma wagon? it seems half meme and half VCA around early wagons... i dont understand.

Why are you not just reading Buttercup's posts on the matter?

In post 1061, NorwegianboyEE wrote:I see this is the coolkid wagon.

VOTE: Gamma Emerald
I don't highly scumread Gamma, but they haven't really towntold.

Choochoo

-Blossom