Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:11 am
Faith in humanity: gone.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:13 am
lmao
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:17 am
Really? Oh well, I was done with this game anyway. I can't play with incompetence anyways so, I'm okay with that.
Like I already claimed, I'm town. So it doesn't matter either way. Heph, I can't wait to see you die tonight. 
Talk to you soon cutie!P.Edit: Heph is laughing? If Heph isn't scum, then they are the most stupidly pathetic town player I've ever seen play this game. I'm not shocked they'd be laughing at setting up a town lynch. We were screwed once Heph drew a power role anyways, so there's not much we can do when our town power is in the hands of a VI. Oh well.
Good luck to the rest of you! Hopefully you won't let Moon fool you again tomorrow. If you do though, no worries. We were stupid enough to lead a lynch on me, I'm sure we'll be stupid enough to do it again without Moon's help.Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:19 am
Who do you think is the other scum?
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:25 am
↑ neil1113 wrote:If Heph isn't scum, then they are the most stupidly pathetic town player I've ever seen play this game. I'm not shocked they'd be laughing at setting up a town lynch. We were screwed once Heph drew a power role anyways, so there's not much we can do when our town power is in the hands of a VI.
... you just hammered yourself by accident tho
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:25 am
*is nodding*
Someone who just self-hammered on accident and gave up on what is still anyone's game called someone pathetic and incompetent.
Am I dreaming this?
Someone who just self-hammered on accident and gave up on what is still anyone's game called someone pathetic and incompetent.
Am I dreaming this?
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:57 pm
Vote Count 3.3
hephaestus (0) =
insanity018 (0) =
Malakittens (0) =
Moonlight (1) = Not_Mafia
notscience (0) =
neil1113 (4) = hephaestus Malakittens Moonlight neil1113
Not_Mafia (0) =
Not voting = insanity018 notscience
With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch. Deadline is on August 4, 3pm, or in (expired on 2014-08-04 15:00:00).
Night fell upon the sandy Las Vegas desert. The men have been hiking, and were still nowhere near civilization.
Tat pulled out their inventory. "We have a tent, but it only holds 3 people."
"Someone has to stay outside."
The group all looked at each other nervously. Neil spoke up. "I'll stay outside, wussies. I'm buffer than all of you anyway" he said as he flexed an eyebrow. "I can defend myself" he said as he tucked the killing gun into his belt.
"Are you going to be ok? I don't want to lose another member" Tat said.
"I said don't worry about it. Get in the fucking tent. I'll be fine."
Tat and notscience and Not_Mafia all got into the tent for the night.
*the next morning*
Tat was the first one to emerge from the tent.
neil was nowhere to be found.
neil1113, a
Vanilla Townie
, went missing.
Night 3 begins now. All actions are due in 72 hours, on July 31, 5pm, or in (expired on 2014-07-31 17:00:00).
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:20 pm
"We found the highway!" yelled Tat. "Now we just need to hitch hike our way back to Las Vegas, and we'll be ok! Grab the stuff guys."
Silence.
"Guys? Wait, are we missing someone? I didn't lose someone else, did I?"
A rustling was heard behind some bushes.
"Sorry, couldn't hear you, I was taking a piss" said notscience as he emerged from behind a bush.
Not_Mafia emerged from behind a cactus. "Was taking a piss too."
----
Tit Summers had everyone back at her home. "Well gals, this has been a long day, we've seen a lot of crazy things, but it's time to have some REAL fun! Let's call up this hephaestus fellow." Tit called up the agency, and they replied that hephaestus would be there at 10:00pm.
The clock struck 10pm, and nobody had arrived.
10:15pm, and not a sound was heard. "Where is this guy?" said an impatient Tit, pouring a new glass of wine.
The doorbell rang. Tit went to answer it.
"Sorry I'm late" said hephaestus. "I guess I'm... tardy to the party" he said as put on his sunglasses.
The gang all gathered around the couches. insanity, Malakittens, and Moonlight all began getting their dollar bills ready. "Oh, I can't, I'm too shy right now!" said Tit. It was hard to believe as she took another swig of wine. "Someone go first..."
The music started, and hephaestus began gyrating his hips in a very seductive way. He was waiting for someone to join him.
"I'll go!" Mala said as she began waving her blue cowgirl hat in the air. hephaestus got on all fours, and Mala began sitting on top, like a pony. "Woooooooooooo" all the girls yelled. "Ride em, cowgirl!" yelled Tat. The gang were all marveling at Mala and her ability to hang onto this hunk of a man.
A knock came on the door, and Tat stumbled to answer. "Yes?"
A policeman came by. "Ma'am, we have a noise complaint from your neighbors".
Mala jumped off a shirtless hephaestus, and staggered over to the cop. "Hey, you.... are you the next guy? Wooooo!" she yelled as she began trying to unbutton his shirt.
Long story short, Malakittens was put in the back of the police car, and driven off.
,Silence.
"Guys? Wait, are we missing someone? I didn't lose someone else, did I?"
A rustling was heard behind some bushes.
"Sorry, couldn't hear you, I was taking a piss" said notscience as he emerged from behind a bush.
Not_Mafia emerged from behind a cactus. "Was taking a piss too."
----
Tit Summers had everyone back at her home. "Well gals, this has been a long day, we've seen a lot of crazy things, but it's time to have some REAL fun! Let's call up this hephaestus fellow." Tit called up the agency, and they replied that hephaestus would be there at 10:00pm.
The clock struck 10pm, and nobody had arrived.
10:15pm, and not a sound was heard. "Where is this guy?" said an impatient Tit, pouring a new glass of wine.
The doorbell rang. Tit went to answer it.
"Sorry I'm late" said hephaestus. "I guess I'm... tardy to the party" he said as put on his sunglasses.
The gang all gathered around the couches. insanity, Malakittens, and Moonlight all began getting their dollar bills ready. "Oh, I can't, I'm too shy right now!" said Tit. It was hard to believe as she took another swig of wine. "Someone go first..."
The music started, and hephaestus began gyrating his hips in a very seductive way. He was waiting for someone to join him.
"I'll go!" Mala said as she began waving her blue cowgirl hat in the air. hephaestus got on all fours, and Mala began sitting on top, like a pony. "Woooooooooooo" all the girls yelled. "Ride em, cowgirl!" yelled Tat. The gang were all marveling at Mala and her ability to hang onto this hunk of a man.
A knock came on the door, and Tat stumbled to answer. "Yes?"
A policeman came by. "Ma'am, we have a noise complaint from your neighbors".
Mala jumped off a shirtless hephaestus, and staggered over to the cop. "Hey, you.... are you the next guy? Wooooo!" she yelled as she began trying to unbutton his shirt.
Long story short, Malakittens was put in the back of the police car, and driven off.
Malakittens
a Town Jailkeeper
is now missing
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:22 pm
Vote Count 4.0
hephaestus (0) =
insanity018 (0) =
Moonlight (0) =
Not_Mafia (0) =
notscience (0) =
Not voting = hephaestus insanity018 Moonlight Not_Mafia notscience
With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch. Deadline is on August 14, 5pm, or in (expired on 2014-08-14 17:00:00).
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:31 pm
son of a
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:34 pm
I'm still town
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:53 pm
I want to believe that, notty. I'm leaning towards N_M and insanity but I'm scared of being wrong. =/
hephaestus is almost clear... TSO did things that make little sense as scum... it has to be N_M and insanity.
hephaestus is almost clear... TSO did things that make little sense as scum... it has to be N_M and insanity.
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:55 pm
I'm looking at MoonlightxInsanity, Heph is clear and my townread on the TSO slot is significantly greater than Moonlight and Insanity, goign to do a reread and whatnot this evening or sometime this weekend
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:46 am
Heph is the only person who I am certain is town now. Notscience's limited contributions since replacing in make me worry that he could be scum coasting on how very town TSO looked. At the same time, I also kinda think that scum would at least pretend to be making an effort to read the thread. :-/
I'm going to reread and try to figure out if Moonlight and Not Mafia make sense as a team together.
I'm going to reread and try to figure out if Moonlight and Not Mafia make sense as a team together.
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:08 am
Well, all I can say is that "scum-me" wouldn't do some of the things I've done.
A good example is how I voted neil, then Mala, then neil again. Scum-me wouldn't dare to leave a wagon only to hop on it later.
A good example is how I voted neil, then Mala, then neil again. Scum-me wouldn't dare to leave a wagon only to hop on it later.
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:19 am
Self meta is completely meaningless, why did you feel the need to say this?
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:27 am
Because I see that you and insanity think I'm scum. And frankly, I can't blame you considering how towny everyone looks to me. =/
Happy birthday to our mod, by the way.![:]](./images/smilies/icon_smiling.png "Cheerful Smile")
Happy birthday to our mod, by the way.
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:40 am
*pokes notty and hephaestus*
Speak up. >_<
Speak up. >_<
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:54 pm
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:04 am
^Let me address that slightly differently.
I noticed that you had also hopped between Elmo, me, then Elmo again on Day 2. Why did you jump off so easily in 884? Why would the hopping back on later only come from town?
I noticed that you had also hopped between Elmo, me, then Elmo again on Day 2. Why did you jump off so easily in 884? Why would the hopping back on later only come from town?
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:46 am
↑ insanity018 wrote:Moonlight, why do you think scum would do Not Mafia's fake hammer reaction test?
Towncred to win the game in LyLo.
↑ insanity018 wrote:^Let me address that slightly differently.
I noticed that you had also hopped between Elmo, me, then Elmo again on Day 2. Why did you jump off so easily in 884? Why would the hopping back on later only come from town?
Let me put it this way: scum-me is very self-conscious about how he is being read. He doesn't like risky plays that draw the attention to him.
Town-me lacks self-awareness. He is the kind of guy that would shoot a fly with a rocket launcher and wouldn't give a single fuck about collateral damage.
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:49 am
Specifically for 884, Elmo's wagon didn't seem to gain traction, and I had no clue what to make of you. As soon as you shared your reads and Elmo didb't, I pushed for Elmo instead.
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:42 am
Vote Count 4.1
hephaestus (0) =
insanity018 (0) =
Moonlight (0) =
Not_Mafia (0) =
notscience (0) =
Not voting = hephaestus insanity018 Moonlight Not_Mafia notscience
With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch. Deadline is on August 14, 5pm, or in (expired on 2014-08-14 17:00:00).
Prod to hephaestus
The men were walking along the highway, holding out their thumbs. They needed to get a ride to Las Vegas. This wasn't about the bachelor party anymore, it was just getting to civilization. Tat, Not_Mafia, and notscience all stood on the dusty desert road, hoping anyone would come by.
A car came up.
"Hey look at these guys" the driver said. "Looks like they need help."
"Yeah? Well what's in it for us?"
Not_Mafia, notscience
A) (Free form: Type in any action to take. Use inventory if needed)
Inventory: Pipe, Marijuana, Cocaine, 2 mobile phones, Tent, Riddleton's Wallet, Nintendo 3DS, Water canteen, Flare gun, Card counting book[/i]
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:06 pm
Does anyone here give a flying fuck about winning this? I don't feel like giving scum a free win. -_-
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:43 pm
I'll start rereading sometime today
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