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Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2022 11:56 am**

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2022 12:30 pm**

Should I love?

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2022 5:08 pm**

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2022 6:24 pm**

Should this rule be illegal?

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2022 1:17 am**

Should I not?

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2022 6:51 am**

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2022 8:25 am**

Should I not seek work?

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2022 5:27 pm**

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2022 6:07 pm**

Why are the winning numbers redacted?

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2022 6:10 pm**

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2022 6:31 pm**

Can I believe you've done this?

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:25 am**

Should I seek work?

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2022 5:44 am**

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2022 3:40 pm**

Hmm...

Should I seek?

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2022 4:51 pm**

Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3?

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2022 5:59 pm**

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:15 am**

Should I see?

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2022 6:57 am**

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:17 am**

Should I work?

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:41 am**

Will all seek noone?

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2022 8:50 pm**

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:09 pm**

Will all seek letters?

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:23 am**

Shall I work?

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2022 2:08 pm**

Yeah?

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2022 5:20 pm**

Sorry for the delay here!

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)

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