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(self hammering isn't town)

Actually, in the drunkenest weasely way he makes a good point:

I jumped OFF LLD to stop from a powerhammer from LLD and then this beautiful wagon sprouted up and LLD gladly hopped on.

Good lord did we setup a get out of jail free pass for LLD scum on the back of lynching about as useful as a ducks fart Sera.

Hold up no hammers till I'm home and can actually look at this.

LLD HOPPED ON BECAUSE I SERENADED HER


SHE DID NOT HOP ON OF HER OWN FREE WILL

IT WAS FUCKING FATE


IN DERPMCRECK MAFIA SHE HOPPED ON DELTAWAVE LIKE IT WAS A FUCKING LIFE RAFT

THIS GAME I HAD TO BEG HER TO STAY ON THE RAFT WHILE I SANK INTO THE GODDAMN DARKNESS

I'm out for now but you get what I'm saying right.

Even with Rayfrost latching onto me making my move to sera swifter AND sera doing nothing... it still smells too easy right about now.

SOMETIMES SCUM JUST ROLL THE FUCK OVER AND DIE

NOT EVERYONE LIKES TO LIE AND SQUIRM AND SURVIVE WITH PRETTY EYES AND CAREFULLY PLACED WINKS LIKE YOU SPYREX SCUM

JESUS

I SWEAR IF THIS IS GONNA BE "LOL WALP LLD MASTER GAMBITS SHE SCUM EVERYTHING PERFECT EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL" THEN WE'RE LYNCHING ME TODAY AND THE 1V1 IS COMPLETE IN THAT IF I AM TOWN I BET MY ALIGNMENT SHE IS TOWN.

↑ Fate wrote:SHOW ME ONE FUCKING POST IN WHICH LLD HAS REFERENCED HER OWN SELF-VOTE IN A WAY THAT LOOKS LIKE "SCUM TRYING TO USE THEIR FAKE HAMMER TO APPEAR TOWN"

I am referring to this post

While we're at it, this does'nt look very 'reluctant' to me.

↑ Lady Lambdadelta wrote:

↑ kuribo wrote:

↑ Lady Lambdadelta wrote:If Maxous though both Sera and I were scum...

Why has he hammere neither of us?

because some of us prefer not to hammer people when there's still plenty of time left for discussion?



jesus christ, LLD, really?

What is there to discuss in a clearly stagnating game?

Flips are pro-town, and create more associative reads and discussion. Fuck I tried to SELF HAMMER to get a flip for the town, so you could go somewhere.

SHE IS EXPLAINING WHY SHE SELF-HAMMERED, BECAUSE SHE KNEW HER FLIP WOULD PROVIDE INFORFUCKINGMATION

WHERE DOES IT SAY "WHY WOULD I SELFHAMMER AS SCUM?"

NO?

OK

↑ Lady Lambdadelta wrote:

↑ Fate wrote:How about it LLD? Who says you cant fall in love twice?

Unvote:
Vote: Seraphim

<3?

Dammit.

Fate, you're either an incredible actor, or this is entirely legit.

My brain is telling me that this 1v1 needs to happen, and not to back down from my original read.

My heart and gut are telling me the contrary.

...

Vote: Seraphim

Let's do it. I'll use my one-shot redirect tonight.

LOOKS PRETTY FUCKING RELUCTANT TO ME?

IDK MAYBE I JUST SPEAK ENGLISH OR SOMETHING

I'D BET MY LEFT NUT LLD IS TOWN, AND MY RIGHT NUT THINKS MY LEFT NUT IS ALWAYS RIGHT

↑ Fate wrote:LOOKS PRETTY FUCKING RELUCTANT TO ME?

Are you serious...?
I guess she was because she said so.

↑ Maxous wrote:

↑ Fate wrote:LOOKS PRETTY FUCKING RELUCTANT TO ME?

Are you serious...?
I guess she was because she said so.

YUP

And the way SHE said it wasn't cheeky, or "oh well if you DONT want to lynch scum me >_>b" It was townish "ehhhh but if I go back on this it'll be bad and I really hope this isn't a mistake and you're town fate =/"

FOR

FUCKS

SAKE

Let me get this straight ....

Fate now thinks LLD is Town and has refused / backed out of two seperate 1v1s today?

UNVOTE: Seraphim

I really have to re-read today because this series of events is make my gut say "DKJFDJKFJKFDJKFDK this crap"

Dude that reads like kissy-face lovenotes because you just put the sword back in the sheathe more than anything else.

I'm telling you, the chances of Sera being town are very high based on the role claim wording. This Sera counter wagon to save LLD confirms LLD scum.

EXCEPT NEITHER OF THEM ARE CONFIRMED ANYTHING


jesus, you act as if Sera's already been lynched and we've gotten a post from the mod that says "hey, idiots, he really was a miller" and as if it's tomorrow


NONE OF THESE THINGS HAVE HAPPENED

and you believe a miller claim based on "the role claim wording"


that's got to be the stupidest thing i've ever read in my life.

and i used to read james patterson novels.

↑ kuribo wrote:EXCEPT NEITHER OF THEM ARE CONFIRMED ANYTHING


jesus, you act as if Sera's already been lynched and we've gotten a post from the mod that says "hey, idiots, he really was a miller" and as if it's tomorrow


NONE OF THESE THINGS HAVE HAPPENED

and you believe a miller claim based on "the role claim wording"


that's got to be the stupidest thing i've ever read in my life.

and i used to read james patterson novels.

How do I act like Sera's already been lynched?

Fact:
Sera shared wording in his miller claim that matched my wording in my miller portion of my Role PM

Fact:
A mod-provided miller fake claim to scum is about the stupidest thing ever because everyone lynches miller-claimers anyway. Why give scum a worse than vanilla fake-claim? It makes no sense.

That being said Sera will have to be lynched eventually, but I'd prefer to hang obvious scum first.

↑ WrathChild wrote:That being said Sera will have to be lynched eventually

If you're so sure he's town, why would he have to be lynched eventually?

↑ WrathChild wrote:Fact:Sera shared wording in his miller claim that matched my wording in my miller portion of my Role PM

fact:

this doesn't confirm either of you AT ALL

and let me spray some more fact words:

it doesn't mean either of you or even one of you are telling the truth about anything

↑ kuribo wrote:

↑ WrathChild wrote:Fact:Sera shared wording in his miller claim that matched my wording in my miller portion of my Role PM

fact:

this doesn't confirm either of you AT ALL

Actions confirm me.

↑ kuribo wrote:

↑ WrathChild wrote:That being said Sera will have to be lynched eventually

If you're so sure he's town, why would he have to be lynched eventually?

I have no way of being sure he is town and Miller-Claimers, especially ones playing like Sera, probably need to get dead before LyLo. For today I think LLD is a much better lynch.

like i said, no one likes lynching LLD-scum more than I do, I'm just not feeling it in this game

I gotta have my hand in my pants before I start lynching people, and LLD doesn't even rank high enough on my scummeter to get me hard yet

I have a few guesses as to why.

well, here, before you hit that crackpipe again, pass it my way so that i can see things from your point of view

Very well, we'll discuss this like two civilized crack-heads then.

*WC passes crack pipe to Kurbio*

Well maybe this has been discussed before:

1. Maru was scum to the max
2. LLD replaced in for Maru
3. LLD came in with a Lynch-She-Boner for me, while I was trying to get the Mafia Bulletproof Godfather dead. That's weird isn't it?
4. LLD comes back Day 2 with same said She-Boner, but when it looks like I'm not getting lynched she hops off to Toasty. Hiraki was the opposing wagon to mine.
5. When it looks like Hiraki is past the point of no return, LLD hammers him hoping to get town-pants for a bus-hammer. If you go back and read every post of hers before that she NOT ONCE mentions any suspicion of Hiraki. In fact, she doesn't mention him once.
6. LLD attempts to self hammer. This is NOT PROTOWN. She does so when she feels like it is Fate that lynched her not me, because she's convinced I'm an idiot and would hate herself for getting lynched by me, but not so much if she is lynched by Fate.
7. For someone who claims to be as adept at this game as LLD, it's pretty far fetched to even believe she mistakenly thought she was at L-1, when she was at L-2. Kdubs posts vote counts often and with perfect accuracy, there is no way I'm buying LLD tried to hammer and failed. She lied about it. SCUM POINTS.
8. If she had so many strong reads going into Night 2 why'd she sit on her one-shot Bus-Drive (primarily scum ability BTW)?