And how about a Dewey Decimal System board game? Or at least the instructions for making one.
1repl. Sundy repl. Ingrid
2repl. mozamis
3repl. gorckat
With 6 alive it takes 4 to lynch
Deadline: (expired on 2013-08-26 23:17:30)
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:16 am
by NSin
urrrgh
clawing for motivation to finish reading
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:21 am
by Magua
@Mod:
You could put replacements in a spoiler tag or something, rather than footnoting every instance of the name.
@Jake:
And so you think the scum-motivation for claiming his role and claiming he has additional shots is...?
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:26 am
by Jake from State Farm
to fool everyone into thinking he is town (generally the purpose of fake claims) and to stop discussion and scum hunting like what's going on now
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:55 am
by Magua
The problem I have with that theory is that if you're a claimed dayvig with claimed extra shots, you're going to be made to use your shots.
(Well, if people are halfway competent. But now that I'm here, the avg competency should be high enough.)
Claiming day vig with shots and then not being able to cough up additional shots does not seem like a winning scum move to me.
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:38 am
by notscience
Flay, my confusion is towards him saying he can't shoot who he wants to shoot. I don't understand why he can't.
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:42 pm
by Darox
In order to shoot someone I have to present the mod with three posts featuring instances of 'unusual' use of all caps.
On day 2 I gave the mod three instances of Jake misusing all caps and he said 'nah I don't think thats unusual enough'.
Flay was my #2 target but he also has insufficient caps posts to kill.
In post 221, Darox wrote:I have got the best role in the history of Mafia
Nevermind my role sucks.
Hey assholes doing nothing, do you think you want to actually try to win this game instead of fucking lurking and letting the game be lost? The only person I think is kinda town who is doing anything at all is gorckat and the rest of you are faffing about.
Hey, here's a fun question: Am I confirmed town? For those of you dunces who are clearly too stupid to pay attention to this game, I am a DAYVIG with multiple kills in a 10p game where the scum have a nightkill, Amrun died N1 as a BODYGUARD with me as her #1 townread.
Everyone in this game right now say if you think I am or am not town.
This is the moment that the mod refused my shot.
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:57 pm
by Darox
Tell you what, let me do a demonstration.
Hocus Pocus, Alakazam!
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:46 pm
by Jake from State Farm
I'M SINGING, IM IN A LIBRARY AND IM SIIIINGIIING. IM IN A LIBRARY AND IM SIINGIIING!!!
That's #1
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:16 pm
by Jake from State Farm
One of My favorites.
Is she right? 'Cause I know that's the popular version of what went on there, and a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could but I was there! I wasn't up here in a classroom, hoping I was right, thinking about it, I was up to my knees in rice paddies! With guns that didn't work, going up against Charlie, sluggin it out with him, while PUSSIES LIKE YOU were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, LISTENING TO THE GODDAMN BEATLE ALBUMS! AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:47 am
by Mr. Flay
In post 1179, Magua wrote:Claiming day vig with shots and then not being able to cough up additional shots does not seem like a winning scum move to me.
On the contrary, he first claimed Day Vig, Not Otherwise Specified. THEN he claimed multiple shots. THEN he claimed restrictions on his shots. THEN he explained what the restriction is (whether it's true or not is another question). Sounds like a classic fake claim to me.
Also, Magua, you haven't been here the whole game. Rereads don't give you a sense of the fucking absurdity of this game, I don't think. Pair that with what I already said (vacation+MyLo) and no you're not going to see a strong read/vote from me right now. Jake was the closest to a town read until today (gorckat grew in the reread). Most of my scumreads are already dead.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:51 am
by Magua
Flay, I find your lack of critical reasoning about this disturbing.
Look at Jake. Jake thinks Darox is lying. What does he do? He's trying to call Darox out by meeting the restriction.
You're all, "I think Darox is lying," but there's no asking questions of Darox, there's no vote on Darox, there's...just...nothing. "not going to see a strong read/vote from me" when there's three days left in the game in LYLO?
I disbelieve.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:54 am
by Magua
@Flay:
Violate the restriction three times. If Darox can't kill, he'll get lynched.
Here. I'll violate it too.
The first:
I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! ........................ I'M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!.................
BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I... WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! ... I'M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! ... I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST REAL.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:54 am
by Magua
The second:
WE DO NOT NEED THIS. YOU STUPID PEOPLE. ... DO NOT BLAME US BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT AFFORD QUALITY. THE YELPERS, AND NOW THE REDDITS, NEED TO BACK OFF. YOURE NOT RIGHT BECAUSE OF SOME TV SHOW.
WE ARE NOT FREAKING OUT WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT A 'WITCH HUNT' I AM NOT A WITCH. I AM GODS CHILD. P--- OFF ALL OF YOU. F--- REDDITS, F--- YELP AND F--- ALL OF YOU. BRING IT. WE WILL FIGHT BACK.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:55 am
by Magua
The third:
IT GREAT GOVERNMENT RECORD EVERY PHONE CALL! NOW DRUNK HULK FIND OUT WHAT WAS SAID WHEN DRUNK HULK CALL YOU LAST NIGHT!
GAME OF THRONES! GO TO YOUR ROOM! AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DONE!
IF YOU SEE MAN MAKING LOVE TO TONIC AND GIN AT BAR! NO SING SONG ABOUT IT! CALL POLICE IMMEDIATELY!
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:22 am
by Jake from State Farm
I never did a 3rd
YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:36 am
by Magua
Also let me be clear about this.
If Darox is lying about his role for some goddamn reason, he's going to get lynched.
Otherwise, really want Darox to shoot Flay as soon as fucking possible. If Flay balks at posting three breaks, lynch.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:38 am
by Jake from State Farm
NS should also post 3 caps posts
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:44 am
by Magua
You should disambiguate notscience from NSin.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:31 am
by Magua
notscience, who's scum?
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:55 pm
by notscience
You/Flay/Darox
I'm confident both scum are in this pool.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:38 pm
by Magua
Why is NSin town for you?
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:45 pm
by notscience
Because I don't see scum doing so blatantly a lurkfest.
Most people I know actually put effort in as scum, but there really isn't any at all day 2.
It's more I feel like you 3 contain the scum then NSin is town though.
Your slot was due to VCA.
Flay's just been buddy/sheeping Jake until today in which he's apparently not worth sheeping, and all his reads are varying degrees of null (fency to leave himself an out)
Darox for reasons already expressed by several others (the one kill, the added on claim bits)