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While the Fomus were distracted, the Squirtles snuck into the Auction House mumbling "we're squirtles we're squirtles."
Absolutely no one heard them.
While several squirtles were getting into position and were fairly well hidden, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtle's task was simple: Find out what the Fomus were protecting.

It didn't take them long to follow the Orphyll and find it.
But when he found it, he didn't know how to react.

The Ninja Squirtle reached for his earpiece
"I don't know how they managed to get their hands on it, but they are selling Weapons of Mass Destruction. Isn't that illegal?"

A voice comes in
"Well done Monseiur Ninja Squirtle! I'll get in contact with the president immediately"
"Wait, you can contact the President?!?!"
"Don't worry about that young one, monitor the Weapons of Mass Destruction and don't get caught. I'll see you on the other side."
Comms go out.

The Ninja Squirtle can feel a presence of something menacing behind him.
"what do we have here?"
Just as the Squirtle turns around, the meanacing presence bites him on the neck, knocking him unconscious.

Captain the Furret, the Wooper, and the Misdreavus arrive at the Auction House.
Within the hall itself, the Wooper notices the Buneary.

"Wooooooooper!" The Wooper calls out to the Buneary, running to her and Captain walcing right behind it.

"Aaaaaaaaaah hiiiiiiiii" The Buneary unexpectedly greets the duo.
"So, this is the girl I've gathered so much info about" The Misdreavus follows up.
"Who is this?"
"ugh look, I don't have time for this. I'm here on imporant buisness. Just keep your hands off the Furret and we're cool"
"What do you mean keep your hands off the Captain, they're my friend. Just who are you, and what's your problem?"

The wooper tries to insert itself inbetween them, jumping up and down crying out "Wooper! Wooper! Wooper!"
The two ladies get into an arguement while Captain the Furret, who also planned on auctioning off some of her goods. They need the money to pay off their taxes after all.
The two ladies don't even notice that Captain the Furret left.

In a back alley behind the Auction House, A Fomu with Sunglasses steps out.

"Fuckin Crazy lady, can't believesome lady thought she could push the CEO of loads of money" the fomu comments, as it pulls out a rare candy and munches on it.
"Aaaaaaah yeah, dats the stuff"
The Fomu pulls out a cigarette and lights it.
While he's enjoying it, 4 weirdly colored goats walk past him.
He doesn't notice it at first, but then he takes pulls up his shades
"Wait, did I just see what I thought I saw?"
But as soon as he starts investigating it, a shell is flung at him from behind and makes contact with the Fomu's head.
The Fomu passes out.

The Warturtle emerges out from his shell and picks up the Cigarette that the Fomu was smoking.
"Little piece of shit starting shit in my bar" The Warturtle starts to punch the ever living shit out of the unconscious Fomu.
don't worry, its still alive.

PenguinPower

~ Role PM ~

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Its our time to change it all!

You are

Captain Fomu

, leader of the Fomu Gang

The Warturtle bar was active as ever. Customers were drinking and chatting. People were playing children's card games. It was a great place. But then, watch as the the new crowd of Fomu come into the bar. Everyone stares at them. Thats right, it was a temtem. A temtem just entered the bar. The Fomu comes up to the table where a Tyranitar, who was playing a card game, leaves his hand and goes up, giving up on the game. As the Fomu look at the cards, the Squirtles at the other side shout "You see the hand, you play the hand, because we are squirtles!" The Fomu places the cards down and puts on their sunglasses. It states "no" calmly as it shifts momentum from the left and right to look as if it was bouncing. As the squirtle charges up a watergun, BAM, the squirtle gets shot down by 5 other Fomu that entered the bar while no one else was noticing. The Squirtles start to turn to the Fomu and stare at it as they leave the bar. Realizing what they have done, they come to the sudden realization: That Fomu just declared war on them.

You may find your Personal PT here.

Hello! Today I, The Great Kinu, will be your auctioneer!
We found someone trying to sneak inside the Auction House!
This is a reminder that anyone trespassers will be punished.
Anyhow, here is the items that are up for auction today!

Today's Auction!
Auction Detective	2	Choose another player. You will learn all of their bidding history from the previous day phase.
Bulletproof	1	You are protected from the first Night-kill that has targeted you. Bulletproof is countered by Hitman.
Hitman	2	Scums Night-kill will ignore any ability that would stop the kill from working. Must select a night to use it.
Ninja	2	You may choose which of your visits (if any) will appear on Tracker and Watcher reports. Must select a night to use it.

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We also have a full military grade bulletproof vest! Honestly, I'm not sure why we're selling this when our bodyguards could be using it but here it is!
Also, we have a Coconut Gun! It can fire in spirts and if you get shot by it, its going to hurt! This Coconut Gun was used by Donkey Kong, of the D.K. Krew. This Monkey is known all around the world for Monkeyin around.
Lastly, we have a ninja costume! This costume turns you into a ninja, allowing you to be sneaky! This Ninja Costume is unique, as its used by Russian Greninjas in spy missions. I would buy it myself if I could.

Titus?

What were your choices and why Titus?

In post 1178, Alisae wrote:Also, we have a Coconut Gun! It can fire in spirts and if you get shot by it, its going to hurt! This Coconut Gun was used by Donkey Kong, of the D.K. Krew. This Monkey is known all around the world for Monkeyin around.

Pineapple Cannon or bust.

oh hey y'all got scum

there was some stuff at EoD that I thought could spew people town lemme dig it up

Rip in peace Captain

I think you mean Cap'n. His cereal will be missed.

In post 842, Datisi wrote:I'm already voting scum.

I guess I can vote for someone who might get lynched though. VOTE: Maria

In post 846, Pink Ball wrote:Good to know Alacrity was you Alyssa, I thought it could be RC and I thought it was scum!RC and I have no energy for that. Know I get your vote too and that's nice, one less player for my PoE

Gamma, Maria, Pine, Datisi, that's my lynch order.

VOTE: MariaR

Before you guys try to do a last minute lynch on Pine

Datisi/PB probably both town

No way town Titus picks those things. String her up

How does that post spew PB town

wasn't PB pushing for Maria quite a bit yesterday?

In post 1190, Datisi wrote:wasn't PB pushing for Maria quite a bit yesterday?

yeah

and I think if you're gonna bus it's weird to point out that it's not your preferred lynch

you're correct, I'm not scum.

Alyssa is probably spewed town by being the counterwagon

I would love if both you could substantiate the fact that PB was pushing for Maria quite a bit.

gimme a second

(the quotes are in reverse order because i fked up multiquoting)

does this look like a bus?

and he ended up on Gamma too, which is just??? as scum???

In post 846, Pink Ball wrote:Good to know Alacrity was you Alyssa, I thought it could be RC and I thought it was scum!RC and I have no energy for that. Know I get your vote too and that's nice, one less player for my PoE

Gamma, Maria, Pine, Datisi, that's my lynch order.

VOTE: MariaR

Before you guys try to do a last minute lynch on Pine

In post 953, Pink Ball wrote:VOTE: MariaR

OMGUS

In post 962, Pink Ball wrote:Maria and Gamma are both scum, Datisi I'm giving him a pass, but I'm 100% sure they're both scum

In post 981, Pink Ball wrote:

In post 978, MariaR wrote:Pb is suspect of Mena for awhile but was on the person who is actively trying for his lynch? (Pine)

This is what we call opportunistic wagon hops and he's just trying to get a lynch going. Or fake reads either work

And this is how scum reacts

Good job Datisi you may be town after all

Congratulations! You both quoted things that make it more likely that Pink Ball is scum and not town!