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Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2022 9:49 pm**

Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3?

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2022 7:17 am**

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)

Hint available.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:27 am**

Will all seek no one?

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2022 5:30 pm**

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)

Hint available.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2022 7:37 pm**

We could spice our questions up. They seem rather bland.

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2022 3:18 am**

We seem to be getting closer, but I can't pinpoint it right now.

Hint, please

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2022 9:56 am**

Hint:

So far, of the first fifty numbered questions (excluding #51 and the freebies to make nice even percentages):
- For 0% of them, I looked at their first word to reach judgment.
- For 8% of them, I looked at their second word to reach judgment.
- For 64% of them, I looked at their third word to reach judgment.
- For 4% of them, I looked at their fourth word to reach judgment.
- For the remaining 24% of them, I

{redacted}

to reach judgment.

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2022 11:28 am**

Why did you redact the question to judge them? That seems rather rude.

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2022 8:13 pm**

Spoiler: Hint 1

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:40 pm**

Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union?

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:52 pm**

Spoiler: Hint 1

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:57 pm**

Is teleportation possible, either?

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2022 2:22 pm**

I work?

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2022 7:24 pm**

Spoiler: Hint 1

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2022 11:05 pm**

I sleep?

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2022 11:40 am**

Spoiler: Hint 1

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2022 1:24 pm**

Are you going to the mariachi audition?

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:52 pm**

If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth?

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2022 8:22 pm**

Spoiler: Hint 1

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2022 10:52 pm**

Will noone seek letters?

Posted: **Fri Sep 16, 2022 1:11 am**

Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology?

Posted: **Fri Sep 16, 2022 4:36 am**

Are you sure we are living in reality?

Posted: **Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:13 am**

Spoiler: Hint 1

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)

Posted: **Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:22 am**

Will noone be no one?
Will no one be noone?

Posted: **Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:32 pm**

Spoiler: Hint 1

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)

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